Message to Roy

[Captain]

Ffs hurry up

 

[Gulpy]

Yes, fancy Roy having a life outside of doing the View From...

 

[Roygbiv]

Be up some time tonight

 

[Coily]

Yes, fancy Roy having a life outside of doing the View From...

Point missed in fine style, well done!

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Yes, fancy Roy having a life outside of doing the View From...

He’s not got one anymore, his sole purpose in life is now to prepare a view from.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

He has to give Norwich fans enough time to register their complaints.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Be up some time tonight

I don't care about your sex life. Get the view from done

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Last season and during the early parts of this season I thought Norwich fans were a bunch of arrogant arse clowns.

In fairness to them, and much like their much hated rivals Ipswich, they've sticking by their manager despite staring into an inevitable (can't say/read that word without thinking of Kim Jong Il), abyss. I haven't heard many shouts for his head.

 

[drinksmat]

Take your time Roygbiv
Take your time I say........

 

[metalblade]

If the pre match views is anything to go on Norwich fans have been given a huge dose of reality since beating Citeh. I'm expecting a lot of bitterness later tonight.

 

[stringjunior]

He’s not got one anymore, his sole purpose in life is now to prepare a view from.

And chat to Beans

 

[Weatewed]

Ffs hurry up

If you're that desperate - like me! Just Google the Narch forum. Lots of gnashing of teeth etc to be found.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Take your time Roygbiv
Take your time I say........

Come on Roy get yer finger out......

 

[BritishSteel]

If you're that desperate - like me! Just Google the Narch forum. Lots of gnashing of teeth etc to be found.

Just had a look . Usual boloocks plus a " business model " thread,

Meanwhile in other news , Sheffield United play football and win football matches,

Fuck "business model" , we want points.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Be up some time tonight

Well as soon as you've done, get on with the report please.
(Hats off to your Mrs by the way)

 

[super-dazzler]

They need to get outta Norfolk to get to the nearest internet.

 

[CornwallBlade]

Cue comments:
None of them would make our first team
Worst performance of the season
We battered them - no justice
Bunch of cloggers
Ref was bent
They’ll still be fighting relegation come end of the season
Etc etc etc

 

[sheffielder]

Cue comments:
None of them would make our first team
Worst performance of the season
We battered them - no justice
Bunch of cloggers
Ref was bent
They’ll still be fighting relegation come end of the season
Etc etc etc

Don’t think he will be going to porktalk for this one

 

[Deadbat]

Be up some time tonight

Don't worry...I only saw bits and bobs as my feed kept cutting out during a big family neal in a hotel. So no report.

I would be accused of making it up and inaccurate again! Only this time I truly would.

However, hurry up Roy you lazy get

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Echo the earlier sentiment - give them some time to fully articulate all the ways how another nail went into the coffin of expansive, total football today as Sheffield United bullied, hoofed and cheated their way to a victory against football purists Norwich City (who suffered an off day).

 

[Kenilworth]

Cmon guys. It’s difficult to work a keyboard with six digits on each hand

 

[Kenilworth]

Be up some time tonight

Fucking sleeping on the job. Ridiculous

 

[Iceybabey]

Love a bit of Royage

 

[Rusty view]

Ffs hurry up

Save ypu waiting

Dirty
Rubbish
Carrots
We play far better than them.
Rather lose than watch those northen clumpers
Turnips
Twats
Not impressed by them
Tractors
How are they unbeaten away from home
Var completely on their side
Potatoes

 

[Roygbiv]

Don't worry...I only saw bits and bobs as my feed kept cutting out during a big family neal in a hotel. So no report.

I would be accused of making it up and inaccurate again! Only this time I truly would.

However, hurry up Roy you lazy get

I bet you were still slagging Norwood off

 

[sheffielder]

Maybe JL94x4 could repeat all his comments, probably be just as funny as those 6 fingered fuckers

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Maybe JL94x4 could repeat all his comments, probably be just as funny as those 6 fingered fuckers

He’s to busy ITK about our Jan signings
But next week is a must win game I believe

 

[Deadbat]

I bet you were still slagging Norwood off

Definitely. However, my 88 year old Auntie was more interested her turkey dinner than my analysis of Norwood's ball retention

 

[Bladebri]

Come on Roy get yer finger out......

Don’t think it’s his finger he has got in

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

And chat to Beans

I have images of Roy locked in a small dark room that he never leaves, in my imagination he wears a 93/94 3rd away kit you know the jade coloured one? Could’ve been 94/95 actually. Anyway back to my imagination. Roy wears the Jade kit in his dark room while sniggering at all the comments on forums far and wide, he now daydreams of European football so he can practice on google translate from Slovakian into English after trawling through the forum of FK Senica (my tip to be in the hat for the 2nd qualifying round of the Europa league) Roy is actually considering taking up lessons in European languages on Rosetta Stone although view from takes most of his time he’s considering ditching his long time partner to allow him an extra 30 minutes a day to study for this.
As for the blades pod behind closed doors there’s animosity as Roy isn’t a fan of that awful introduction music that reminds him of the start of a 1997 works manual handling training VHS