shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
For family reasons I'll not be able to make it to the match, the first and hopefully only home match of the season. I was rather hoping to manage a full season without missing a single home league match, but do you know what? I don't really care.
I'll be darn sarf on the Isle of Wight and getting very drunk in Southampton with my brothers after we have finally scattered my Mum's ashes that have spent the last two and a half years in a jar in my cellar, and to be quite honest the thought of blowback in a heavy wind and a gobful of burnt Mum seems preferable to going to the match.
So enjoy yourselves. I'll be drinking flat expensive piss, probably in the same boozer we ended up in after Southampton away two years ago. Have fun, because I will.
I'll be darn sarf on the Isle of Wight and getting very drunk in Southampton with my brothers after we have finally scattered my Mum's ashes that have spent the last two and a half years in a jar in my cellar, and to be quite honest the thought of blowback in a heavy wind and a gobful of burnt Mum seems preferable to going to the match.
So enjoy yourselves. I'll be drinking flat expensive piss, probably in the same boozer we ended up in after Southampton away two years ago. Have fun, because I will.