Why do football clubs feel the need to lie?

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"Harry Kane is out of Tottenham's clash at Everton through illness"
Yeah right.
Hey Maurice, there's nothing wrong with admitting you're saving your best players for when the Mighty Blades roll into town.

 

[SwissBlade]

"Harry Kane is out of Tottenham's clash at Everton through illness"
Yeah right.
Hey Maurice, there's nothing wrong with admitting you're saving your best players for when the Mighty Blades roll into town.

He was spotted in training this morning trying to climb out of a mock up of Egan’s Pocket

 

[DifferentClass]

Has Vertongen been shagging his missus unall?

 

[Cheesebored]

Has Vertongen been shagging his missus unall?

No, vaginal.

 

[Boxer Blade]

No, vaginal.

No anal

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

No, vaginal.

FFS