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Contains a young fella by the name of C Basham. I fucking kid you not!

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49788690

Chris Basham: I could have selected anyone in the Sheffield United back three but I have gone for Chris Basham.
The 31-year-old is no spring chicken but when it comes to defenders winning headers, putting his body on the line and remaining cool under pressure, then he's the man.
This was an impressive defensive display by the Blades against an Everton side who seem to have lost their way. When you put players on massive salaries you are entitled to big performances and too many players in blue are not justifying their earnings.
Did you know? No Sheffield United player has made more blocks than Chris Basham (four) in the Premier League this season.
 

“No spring chicken”

Yer he’s defiantly cracking on. Can’t get up and down the flanks anymore. Fucking nob!
 
Tha man's a clown. Thought Basham was the least out of our 'back' 5.

That's not me saying Basham didn't play well.
 
Tin hat time ...... How has this guy still got a job? Is it because he's black and has the poshest accent for a Stokie known to man? The man is a complete fuckwit. At least Chris Kamara doesn't take himself too seriously and is a genuinely funny and knowledgeable pundit. Crooks is just a clown who seems to actually believe that he's an expert.
 
A paper gave Basham MOTM as well. I didn't see the match so I can't comment on whether that was correct, but it surprised me given all I had heard about Egan and Lundstram.
 
It is obvious he can not wait for us to implode , and to think my i pay licence fee for the likes of him and Linaker , with his pathetic first win since...............lines thrown at us :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Don’t pay it, they can’t do anything. Just don’t answer the door.
 
Think he getting his Bashams mixed up with his Egan’s........Silly old cunt.
 
Tin hat time ...... How has this guy still got a job? Is it because he's black and has the poshest accent for a Stokie known to man?

It’s a well known fact amongst clayheads that Garth had elocution lessons, although obviously I can’t prove that.

I also used to work with someone whose claim to fame was that he got Garth Crooks’ sister up the duff. I never asked him to prove that either, nor did it occur to me to ask him if she was fit. A female version of Garth doesn’t bear thinking about.
 
It’s a well known fact amongst clayheads that Garth had elocution lessons, although obviously I can’t prove that.

I also used to work with someone whose claim to fame was that he got Garth Crooks’ sister up the duff. I never asked him to prove that either, nor did it occur to me to ask him if she was fit. A female version of Garth doesn’t bear thinking about.

In the summer of 1986 I was holidaying in Rhodes Town and stayed at the same hotel as an older lady and her, quite fit, daughter.
Transpired they were the mother and sister of Garth C.
She certainly hadn't had any kids at that time. I certainly "would have" not withstanding being with my girlfriend at the time!
 
In the summer of 1986 I was holidaying in Rhodes Town

FFS, it's bad enough when the shameless holiday boasts are posted concurrently from abroad, but chuffing hell this is 33 years ago!

I predict we will now be innundated with boasts about Skeggy in '67, Una Paloma Blanca in '73 and even the charra to Blackpool in '39 before Herr Hitler spoiled things.
 

FFS, it's bad enough when the shameless holiday boasts are posted concurrently from abroad, but chuffing hell this is 33 years ago!

I predict we will now be innundated with boasts about Skeggy in '67, Una Paloma Blanca in '73 and even the charra to Blackpool in '39 before Herr Hitler spoiled things.

How dare you?
I was simply assuring Trig that his mate (or colleague) was not a munter shagger (at least not on this occasion).
 
Did I ever recollect my day trip to Anderby Creek earlier this year?

I don't think so, pray do tell!

Please include all relevant information about humidity, wind speeds, sea conditions and the full menu at the Seaview Cafe....
 
Credit to Garth Crooks for actually paying attention in the first place, but Egan was clearly the outstanding player for the Blades.
 
Contains a young fella by the name of C Basham. I fucking kid you not!

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49788690

Chris Basham: I could have selected anyone in the Sheffield United back three but I have gone for Chris Basham.
The 31-year-old is no spring chicken but when it comes to defenders winning headers, putting his body on the line and remaining cool under pressure, then he's the man.
This was an impressive defensive display by the Blades against an Everton side who seem to have lost their way. When you put players on massive salaries you are entitled to big performances and too many players in blue are not justifying their earnings.
Did you know? No Sheffield United player has made more blocks than Chris Basham (four) in the Premier League this season.
 
He can't admit he was wrong properly;

"Chris Wilder is winning me over," BBC pundit Garth Crooks said on Final Score on Saturday.

"His teams are not very sophisticated but, blimey, they are professional and they stick to it. They are surprising me."
 
He can't admit he was wrong properly;

"Chris Wilder is winning me over," BBC pundit Garth Crooks said on Final Score on Saturday.

"His teams are not very sophisticated but, blimey, they are professional and they stick to it. They are surprising me."
Fair comment based on the Everton game. It’s alright us saying ‘we’re a passing team, we play great football’ but there hasn’t been a great deal of it this season yet.
 
Half his comments are about how poor Everton played. The other half that Bash was the best performer on our team when it was Egan that he should have spotted as the standout.
 
It’s a well known fact amongst clayheads that Garth had elocution lessons, although obviously I can’t prove that.

I also used to work with someone whose claim to fame was that he got Garth Crooks’ sister up the duff. I never asked him to prove that either, nor did it occur to me to ask him if she was fit. A female version of Garth doesn’t bear thinking about.
How did she rate his performance? Unsophisticated, basic technique & a bit short upfront. Performance improved when they changed ends.
 
He’s a prick. Certainly just picked a random defender. Bash played nearly half of game in midfield to start with
 

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