You could even put a wart to the nose and i'm still interested.
It'll perhaps go against her!
Imagine the 'ugly lasses' who want to get even. She's going to get some heavy tackles.
This isn't sexist btw, football is no different for men.
My dad was in army and told some stories, one reminds me of this (but obviously pre-internet or pre- anything really other than gossip and newspapers), but originally in mandatory service. He was a keeper (and joined up with a lad from Barnsley and made friend with their interest in footy) who ended up in the Munich crash, and he said pre-match teamtalks weren't so much, 'right, you on the left, him on the right'..etc. but more like, see that number 7, he's that officer that gave us all press ups for laughing (can't rem exactly), but in short basically the officers were generally all in line for a few crippling challenges!!
He once said, they were playing another army team from london, and some west ham players were in the national service and in the line up. My dad said, don't worry, this guy's getting nothing past me, and all the lads agreed.... it turned out to be a cricket score.

(not in their favour). He said one of them, just jumped over all the tackles (most likely on VAR would be imprisonment!) and knocked them past me, I might as well not have been there.