CONFIRMED Lys Mousset

[Bladesman]

We were just waiting for the video.

 

[Bill Johnson]

Fantastic news.

Forgive me for questioning your response.
What is it based on?
I hope after half a dozen or so games fantastic is right. Good luck to him. Ultimately if Wilder chose him he's ok by me.

 

[Wards]

Forgive me for questioning your response.
What is it based on?
I hope after half a dozen or so games fantastic is right. Good luck to him. Ultimately if Wilder chose him he's ok by me.

Think you answered that yourself with your last sentence

 

[Ricky]

Good. At least he can play against Chesterfield.

If the squeaky music selection delayed the announcement then that's fine because it's just amazing.

But we have now tainted ourselves with a foreigner. That's just something we'll have to live with...

 

[Akinbiyi]

“I’d rather keep a full British and Irish XI, it’s better, there’s more togetherness and that” types along in 3... 2...

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Forgive me for questioning your response.
What is it based on?
I hope after half a dozen or so games fantastic is right. Good luck to him. Ultimately if Wilder chose him he's ok by me.

Fantastic news based on Chris Wilder wanted him and if Chris Wilder wanting him means it’s ok by you I don't understand why you don’t see it as fantastic news?

It’s also good to see United backing Chris Wilder with his choices, boardroom unrest or not.

So all in all I’d call it fantastic news.

 

[Groucho Blade]

But we have now tainted ourselves with a foreigner. That's just something we'll have to live with...

At least he’s OUR foreigner...

 

[Ricky]

At least he’s OUR foreigner...

⚔

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

At least he’s OUR foreigner...

One brings two? ................

 

[LoughboroBlade]

 

[Nick Jansky]

All fair points, but wouldn't we be a bit overloaded there? I'd expect Freeman to play the Duffy role. But then you'd have Morrison as back up but also Didzy and Robinson who could play there. All fighting to play behind two new strikers.

Compare that to CM, RCB, LWB, GK or LWB and we seem well over-stocked. I know Chris likes 2 for each position.

Has there been any signs in pre-season that we'll play with 2 attacking midfielders behind a loan striker? We certainly currently don't have the personnel to do that.

What a bundle of joy you are

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Moar!

 

[Addison]

This is what the Bournemouth fans sang about him.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Can anyone explain to me how I’m going to tell the difference between him and Robinson from the back of the Kop?

 

[Bill Johnson]

Think you answered that yourself with your last sentence

Ok isn't fantastic.
Obviously I've got a bit of masturbating to catch up with.
Luckily got a free afternoon to knock some out.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I just hope I don’t have to add the word merde to my vocabulary.

GLTLL
(Good luck to le lad)

 

[Ricky]

Can anyone explain to me how I’m going to tell the difference between him and Robinson from the back of the Kop?

It's a positive, they'll confuse the fuck out of defenders.

It should be in both their contracts to keep the same hairstyle as each other.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Ok isn't fantastic.
Obviously I've got a bit of masturbating to catch up with.
Luckily got a free afternoon to knock some out.

Pace yourself, BJ. There's a chance that Hendo's loan is , so best not empty both barrells so to speak on Mousset.

 

[Pedro's Winger]

Odd signing on paper but Wilder's got more than enough in the credibility bank to give the Moose some time to see if he can cut it.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

This is what the Bournemouth fans sang about him.

That’s certainly the more obvious choice. But I personally would prefer our own rendition.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Can anyone explain to me how I’m going to tell the difference between him and Robinson from the back of the Kop?

One will be wearing a beret and have garlic around his neck.

 

[spongebobblade]

Unless there's a contractual requirement with new investors to buy a French striker this seems an odd waste of £10 million. I record signing would be (thus far) an abject failure. Strange.

Yes I agree it’s strange. Very strange that your writing off a player we’ve signed as an “abject failure” before he’s even kicked a ball for us. A failure based on what? You don’t fancy him? Most level minded Blades will give a player the chance to prove himself and let’s be honest we’ve all been proven wrong.
Back in 1988 I wasn’t that impressed with the 30k we shelled out for a scrawny lanky streak of piss called Brian Deane .....

 

[Maidenhead]

Can anyone explain to me how I’m going to tell the difference between him and Robinson from the back of the Kop?

Welcome to my world, was that Hussey or Duffy

 

[robbiez666]

Odd signing, but only time will tell I guess. I hope regular first team football will bring out his goalscoring potential.

Unleash the Mousse etc.

 

[Addison]

That’s certainly the more obvious choice. But I personally would prefer our own rendition.

Yeah bearing in mind some of our recent compositions this could catch on Wayo Wayo Wayo

 

[Maidenhead]

Back in 1988 I wasn’t that impressed with the 30k we shelled out for a scrawny lanky streak of piss called Brian Deane .....

I'd never heard of him but a Spireite who played in the same team as me was ripping the piss out of me at pre season training when we signed him.

He came to regret that.

He who laughs last .... etc

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

“I’d rather keep a full British and Irish XI, it’s better, there’s more togetherness and that” types along in 3... 2...

Don't think Rees-Mogg posts on here...

 

[8lade]

So Brexit isn't happening now?

 

[Ricky]

It's annoying that these announcements never include more in depth comments from the manager.


Wilder says:

"Lys is big, quick and a different type of threat at the top of the pitch to what we already have.

"I think he will prove to be a great fit for us and the fact that he selected us above other options shows he's hungry to do well. It is a fantastic bit of business for us in the current market and we are looking forward to him joining up with the squad."

 

[Bladesman]