In an alternate multiverse..

[Harry's Game]

Charlton under Chris Wilder have just been promoted to The Premier League.

Sheffield United have just sacked Karl Robinson after losing to Doncaster in the League one play off semi final.

Phil Brown is expected to be appointed to the managers job.

Jim Phipps along with his best mate Kevin McCabe have offered a brand new BMX in a raffle for new season ticket holders for next season in League one.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Who’s Kyle Robinson? In that alternate reality are we just appointing random members of the public now?

 

[Ricky]

Nigel Clough has safely guided Sheffield United to their fourth consecutive 13th placed finish in League One.

The average attendance is now 3,500 and Clough has a statue in the car park.

 

[Harry's Game]

Who’s Kyle Robinson? In that alternate reality are we just appointing random members of the public now?

bloody predictive text.. altered

 

[Bladesthorpe]

What the fuck are you drinking, hope you sober up soon.

 

[8lade]

Jesus fucking Christ we've had a few alternate universe/timeline scenarios on here but fuck me the one we're all living in is the weirdest! Sheffield United have actually achieved something! Just love it for what it is!

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Charlton under Chris Wilder have just been promoted to The Premier League.

Sheffield United have just sacked Karl Robinson after losing to Doncaster in the League one play off semi final.

Phil Brown is expected to be appointed to the managers job.

Jim Phipps along with his best mate Kevin McCabe have offered a brand new BMX in a raffle for new season ticket holders for next season in League one.

How did we fare in the Checkatrade?

 

[Harry's Game]

How did we fare in the Checkatrade?

Lost to Burton Grade one academy in the first knockout round under LMA manger of the season Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

 

[SteveBlade]

Chris Wilder is a strong independent black woman who plays as fly goal half field catcher for Sheffield Wednesday Discoball Club.

 

[Isar]

Way too many shandies tonight.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

In an alternate multiverse..

Derby just got second, beating Sheffield United on the final day of the season on goal difference, despite cheating FFP while we spent well within the limits.


Stretch is cool with this... we should be cool with this, and look closer to home as to why we're as to why we're are marooned in this league pissing money away.


(sorry Stretch - it's a cheap shot. No offence intended. I usually love your posts. Just (hopefully) pointing out how you'd feel if it personally effected us?).

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Charlton under Chris Wilder have just been promoted to The Premier League.

Sheffield United have just sacked Karl Robinson after losing to Doncaster in the League one play off semi final.

Phil Brown is expected to be appointed to the managers job.

Jim Phipps along with his best mate Kevin McCabe have offered a brand new BMX in a raffle for new season ticket holders for next season in League one.

*Shudder

 

[GodricBlade]

That’s all well & good if a little disappointing, but did dirty weeds fall apart again towards the end of the season?
I think I know the hypothetical multiverse answer.

 

[Blade56]

Pep said the investment money from the Saudi Royal Family ensured Sheffield United won their 3rd consecutive Premier League title and Messi pipped his Blades teammate to the golden boot.

Be careful what you wish for..... be happy with hat you have!

 

[I should coco]

Sheffield council announce a city wide fanzone and massive screens on Fargate, Barkers Pool and the Moor, to see if SWFC can retain their Champions league title.

Ever since Carlos masteminded their playoff win over Hull, they've gone from strength to strength. After winning the Premier league in 2017, 18 and 19 they surprised all football experts by beating Real Madrid 7-0 In the 2018 final.
Bargain signing Oliver Norwood dominated midfield and assisted alll Jordan Rhodes double hatrick goals. Their cult centre half John Egan is expected to write another song for all the fans and team to enjoy.

Sheffield Council are also considering the planning application to turn Bramall Lane into a mega Chinese supermarket and student flats. It has been derelict since SUFC dropped out of the league and their owner Prince Abdullah moved them to the Woodburn Road athletics stadium.
The renaming ceremony to call the ground the Bin Laden Camel Raceway, is scheduled for next week, god willing.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

It's not raining and it's bank holiday weekend.

 

[bigbirdblade]

Thank god god in this universe!!

 

[Houso]

Well, that's tonight's nightmare sorted.

 

[BigBed]

Who’s Kyle Robinson? In that alternate reality are we just appointing random members of the public now?

Beer goggles???

 

[Stretch]

Derby just got second, beating Sheffield United on the final day of the season on goal difference, despite cheating FFP while we spent well within the limits.


Stretch is cool with this... we should be cool with this, and look closer to home as to why we're as to why we're are marooned in this league pissing money away.


(sorry Stretch - it's a cheap shot. No offence intended. I usually love your posts. Just (hopefully) pointing out how you'd feel if it personally effected us?).

I've given you a like mate as this gave me a giggle over a late breakfast, despite the outrageous slur on my character, and if I might say so, oversimplification of the point I was making

I wasn't defending what Derby [or seemingly the Pigs] have done regarding their stadium and all things P&S. In no way am I cool with any club taking the piss, bending the rules, pushing the envelope, or whatever in order to get an unfair advantage. But have Derby cheated or simply exploited a loophole? Very different concepts legally I suspect.

My main concern was more around how Boro specifically could make a claim and what they were actually claiming for? How could they prove that Derby finished 6th instead of them because of what they did or didn't do? And even then what would they be entitled to? Boro have had years of being at an advantage over most of the clubs in this league but have managed to simply piss that away with poor management and decision making. That 'advantage' was well within the rules in the form of parachute payments of course, so very different to how Derby might have obtained theirs. Boro got their arse into gear re P&S to avoid sanctions by making dramatic cuts over a short period of time, so fair play to them, but why get yourselves into that mess in the first place?

I got politely slapped down on 'other thread in the end anyway, so left it at that. But I still think the whole thing looks like Gibson being a right mardy twat tbh.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Who’s Kyle Robinson? In that alternate reality are we just appointing random members of the public now?

Dunno it is McCabe Picking them , David weir got a job

 

[DifferentClass]

In another alternative universe, we've just dropped out of the league after appointing Harry Kewell as manager.

Christ, glad we got Wilder.

 

[blades95]

Nigel Clough has safely guided Sheffield United to their fourth consecutive 13th placed finish in League One.

The average attendance is now 3,500 and Clough has a statue in the car park.

all praise to nigel. nigel is love. nigel is life.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Judge Fancourts grandson, Justice Fancourt the 3rd is today hearing the 147th appeal in the case of SUL v UTB. Ayatollah Komemi, UTB owner since the Iran - Saudi war will give evidence today along with his lawyer, Gambino Hitman.

SUL owner, the ghost of Kevin McCabe announced plans to redevelop the Bramall
Lane Kop, by removing the posts.

Meanwhile, following Chansiri Wednesdays 0-0 win at their Concord Park home, the clubbreport a record attendance for a Sheffield Dog and Duck League match of 8 men and 9 dogs.