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[The Crab]

I reckon a few of those reprobates are hanging around hoping for refunds, but are afraid to ask.

If I gave refunds I'd struggle to.run the Bentley and I know you wouldn't want that, would they Vern......

 

[The Crab]

Mrs . Joe has asked me to let you know that she certainly does not fit into the category you describe and that any time you are feeling a bit below par , you would be a welcome guest here at Joeshaw Manor .

She also asked me to inform you that your accommodation would be the same as that we provided for a gentleman she always refers to as " that nice Mr. Durden " , i.e. the refurbished summer house .

He proved to be a most popular guest , especially among the stable lads for whatever reason , and she has no doubt whatsoever that a visit from your good self would be equally well received .

Please pass on my regards to Mrs Joe.and my humble thanks for her very kind offer. The summer house sounds very nice.

I know people have busy lives and it's sometimes hard to find time for certain things. But when I say I am there for someone you can take that promise to the bank, sadly I expect the same when someone makes that promise to me.

But more than any of that, I miss her in every way its possible to miss someone. Having a bit of a rough trot at work, I miss having a hand to hold, I miss coming home from a rough day and being held. I miss the things you take for granted more than I can possibly say.

But thank you, all of you

 

[sitwell]

Nah, took them to pieces but still here... Interested?

Yes and the 2 chairs from the pavilion if you still have them ,how much ? Lads want them for base.

 

[The Crab]

True. So much to pack in that it could do with relocating to a SwissBlade yacht.

I think I'm barred from SwissBlade yacht after the incident last time. Vern got a bit "what does this button do"..................

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

To be fair, it was an exaggeration, as it was mostly 2 flights

Kinell, you have to take two flights to S2 HQ?

 

[Balham]

To be fair, it was an exaggeration, as it was mostly 2 flights

Two flights down into the dark bunker from which you plot to insidiously win awards?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Please pass on my regards to Mrs Joe.and my humble thanks for her very kind offer. The summer house sounds very nice.

I know people have busy lives and it's sometimes hard to find time for certain things. But when I say I am there for someone you can take that promise to the bank, sadly I expect the same when someone makes that promise to me.

But more than any of that, I miss her in every way its possible to miss someone. Having a bit of a rough trot at work, I miss having a hand to hold, I miss coming home from a rough day and being held. I miss the things you take for granted more than I can possibly say.

But thank you, all of you

Well, we're off to the match together this weekend my friend.
Mum's care is covered, tickets will be purchased (if I can work out how the f**k to do it on line!) The savings jar is ready to puke up it's collection of beer tokens and I've been practising my man-hugs. Oh, and I'll have a pocket full of tissues with me just in case.
FOR ANY TEARS YOU FILTHY B******D I'm not THAT good at man-hugging

 

[The Crab]

Well, we're off to the match together this weekend my friend.
Mum's care is covered, tickets will be purchased (if I can work out how the f**k to do it on line!) The savings jar is ready to puke up it's collection of beer tokens and I've been practising my man-hugs. Oh, and I'll have a pocket full of tissues with me just in case.
FOR ANY TEARS YOU FILTHY B******D I'm not THAT good at man-hugging

Bugger, I was rather hoping..........................

Only kidding of course.

Eight months today since Ms Crab passed, and the only pussy I've had requires feeding twice a day, and begs for Dreamies when I go to bed...........

 

[SwissBlade]

I think I'm barred from SwissBlade yacht after the incident last time. Vern got a bit "what does this button do"..................

That wasn't the reason why you got barred. It also wasn't me placing you under sanctions. It was the incident with the seal that the RSPCA reported on the judge said that you weren't to board any sea going craft along the east coast of England for 2 years.

I keep telling you, its not a yacht, its a kayak and its the last time i put a warhead and a big red button on it for comedy effect.

 

[The Crab]

That wasn't the reason why you got barred. It also wasn't me placing you under sanctions. It was the incident with the seal that the RSPCA reported on the judge said that you weren't to board any sea going craft along the east coast of England for 2 years.

I keep telling you, its not a yacht, its a kayak and its the last time i put a warhead and a big red button on it for comedy effect.

You ain't fooling anyone. Fucking Kayak...............................

 

[JohnDenver]

Got Crab Industries to accomodate and also Nade's office which is 90% junk food packaging.

I’ve heard it’s only Nade and the army of slaves outsourced IT contractors provided by Crab Solutions that keeps this site running.

 

[SwissBlade]

You ain't fooling anyone. Fucking Kayak...............................

If you look closely there is paddle, therefore its a Kayak. Some people are so picky

 

[The Crab]

If you look closely there is paddle, therefore its a Kayak. Some people are so picky

Hark at Petrocelli and his technicalities........................

 

[The Crab]

I’ve heard it’s only Nade and the army of slaves outsourced IT contractors provided by Crab Solutions that keeps this site running.

To be honest, I think I'd rather be associated with Slavery than Outsourcing...................

 

[Deleted member 875]

Bert is deep in the backwaters of Cuba, just to connect to the internet to get the scores he had to walk 40 miles, ford 3 shark infested rivers and then commandeer a Moskovich taxi.
No es fácil.

Is this Bert

 

[Northyorksblade]

Is this Bert

Punch 'im in the fucking ear oyl and swim off

 

[BushBlade]

Is this Bert

The full documentary is incredible. I’ve watched it a couple of times, when it first came out and more recently on YouTube.

 

[Robby Blade]

Bert is deep in the backwaters of Cuba, just to connect to the internet to get the scores he had to walk 40 miles, ford 3 shark infested rivers and then commandeer a Moskovich taxi.
No es fácil.

I'm surprised Burt has to endure such an hardship to find Internet. I thought even the most modest of all inclusive resorts had WiFi these days.

 

[Bert]

Is this Bert

Following his encounter with sharks you will be pleased to know that Bert has returned to England's green and pleasant land despite the best efforts of that most unpleasant airline Thomas Cook, which he was forced to patronise due to logistic difficulties.

 

[Bert]

I'm surprised Burt has to endure such an hardship to find Internet. I thought even the most modest of all inclusive resorts had WiFi these days.

Bert was cut off from practically all humanity.

 

[The Crab]

Bert was cut off from practically all humanity.

So you were in Barnsley then?

 

[Robby Blade]

Bert was cut off from practically all humanity.

Ive heard those Cuban police will lock people up for next to nothing. Lucky you didn't get a waterboarding at the same time.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

The full documentary is incredible. I’ve watched it a couple of times, when it first came out and more recently on YouTube.

The book is a good read. He could've been a contender, could've been a someone....instead he died on a hepatology ward, the colour of a minion.

 

[Bert]

Ive heard those Cuban police will lock people up for next to nothing. Lucky you didn't get a waterboarding at the same time.

There is a way of appeasing the Cuban police force ......

 

[Sean Thornton]

So you were in Barnsley then?

General chat.