That Porktalk thread about us

[Akinbiyi]

Love to see it now. I bet they’re squealing like fuck, begging teams to turn us over. Will be fantastic reading.

Sure there’s some care in the community fella who for some reason decides to post on it. If you’re on here mate share the wealth please with a few quotes worth posting. Wanna bask in every moment.

This season is getting more special by the week. Them in the state they’re in makes it even more so.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

What thread?

 

[Akinbiyi]

What thread?

There’s one on their other board that you can only see if you’re a member, Ive seen screenshots but not any recent ones. I want some comedy gold in the lead up to the big one please Blades.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Love to see it now. I bet they’re squealing like fuck, begging teams to turn us over. Will be fantastic reading.

Sure there’s some care in the community fella who for some reason decides to post on it. If you’re on here mate share the wealth please with a few quotes worth posting. Wanna bask in every moment.

This season is getting more special by the week. Them in the state they’re in makes it even more so.

Really encouraging

 

[Roygbiv]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/280922-the-shadow-of-the-blades/

Worth a read of anyone's time

',all those cups, Europeanfootball, players of the year."

All the one cup and the one win in European football.

 

[Roygbiv]

I like how there is no shame in the "they'll struggle next season" posts too. They've been saying it for 3 years now.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/280922-the-shadow-of-the-blades/

Worth a read of anyone's time

',all those cups, Europeanfootball, players of the year."

All the one cup and the one win in European football.

I particularly liked this one:
A doctor in Hallamshire Hospital is lecturing a group of trainee nurses on the subject of involuntary muscle spasms. For example,he says to one nurse, do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm? Yes,she replies. He's at brammall lane, watching sheff U

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/280922-the-shadow-of-the-blades/

Worth a read of anyone's time

',all those cups, Europeanfootball, players of the year."

All the one cup and the one win in European football.

Well done Roy .

I sometimes wonder whether we are being a bit hard on them by classing them as deluded retards , but reading stuff like that removes any doubt .

 

[ChemEngBlade]

I reckon if we went there and did smash them 5-0 or more, it’d be hard for Bruce to keep his job, no?

 

[Tom Bott]

Its cyclical and sure Wednesday will be above United in a couple of years.

Are they actually admitting we are currently above them.

Love it.

It’s poo seeing them doing so well, scoring for fun and winning games. Complete opposite of our season.

Any other manager and that squad is mid table at best.

 

[Akinbiyi]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/280922-the-shadow-of-the-blades/

Worth a read of anyone's time

',all those cups, Europeanfootball, players of the year."

All the one cup and the one win in European football.

As a forum crawler I assume you’ve got a NKT account, I’m sure there’s something in one of their other football forums, hairy porker or something it was called. Huge thread.

I’d create one just to show people but I don’t want to infect my emails with swine flu

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I reckon if we went there and did smash them 5-0 or more, it’d be hard for Bruce to keep his job, no?

I'd settle for 1-0 off Bannans arse.

 

[ThatJa]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/280935-late-goals-to-nick-something/

that's another good one, some wendys arguing about how good billy sharp is.

Cracker!

 

[Broomhall Blade]

As a forum crawler I assume you’ve got a NKT account, I’m sure there’s something in one of their other football forums, hairy porker or something it was called. Huge thread.

I’d create one just to show people but I don’t want to infect my emails with swine flu

You mean this one

Hairy Porker and the 7.5 million quid in debt Prince.

To be fair to them a few are saying we will go up and what a good job Wilder has done(although they can't stand him because of his little digs).
Still a fair few think we will blow it.
I have noticed on Porktalk after today's games more are getting worried about the Derby and are admitting they are crap.

Hardly any think they can still make the play offs, which is surprising given their delusion.

 

[Robby Blade]

I like how there is no shame in the "they'll struggle next season" posts too. They've been saying it for 3 years now.

It's like an auction site over there. It'll take two transfer windows to get things right. It'll take four transfer windows to get things right. Maximum bid is from "Bruce" himself with six windows.

Any advance on six? Going, going, gone. Well before he has six windows to get things right he'll be gone.

 

[knowsnowt]

Dont really read there.
Only cunt that interests me is between our lasses legs.

 

[grafikhaus]

What thread?

Any one on DFNKT. Deluded Fuckwits North Korea Talk.

 

[Weasel]

On the first thread, one of em states that...

"I really couldn’t give a flying f**k what the pigs do. They are an irrelevance and quite insignificant. They will always be the second club in Sheffield. Everyone knows it...."

Of course he doesn't give a flying one about us. That's why he's made a special point in posting about us....telling everyone that we are irrelevant.... oh the irony. Silly pork sausage.

He's probably one who would be talking to himself that 'im not bothered....no I'm not....couldn't give a fuk...dunt bother me....bstards...just fuk off Blades...but I'm not bothered....honest...(as he slams down the phone from calling the Samaritans, ties the noose around the beam in his attic, puts it around his neck, and steps onto the table...). Still he's clearly not bothered, so all is well in his world..... allegedly

Denial can be a very slippery slope to go down...perhaps someone should be there to help and console him, if we do actually go up....

 

[Roygbiv]

As a forum crawler I assume you’ve got a NKT account, I’m sure there’s something in one of their other football forums, hairy porker or something it was called. Huge thread.

I’d create one just to show people but I don’t want to infect my emails with swine flu

Yeah, I have an account but never post. I joined when it looked like we might play thth in the FA Cup quarter final under Clough so I could get some comments and I've never looked back. I advise anyone to get an account and go through the big United thread. It's gold.

They had another huge thread about us but unfortunately the mod "accidentally" deleted it. That was one of the best reads you are ever likely to have. Full of pre season predictions of our demise.

 

[prince albert]

Pigs have been in touch with the FA saying twenties plenty

 

[Weasel]

Pigs have been in touch with the FA saying twenties plenty

Points difference?

 

[Fanny magnet]

By the time we play them they will have done their usual trick of the last few seasons of playing down their level by making out anything less than a 5-0 hammering to us is victory for them

That way they can give a narrow defeat or a nil nil win a standing ovation and go.home happy ,fucking morons

 

[Akinbiyi]

Yeah, I have an account but never post. I joined when it looked like we might play thth in the FA Cup quarter final under Clough so I could get some comments and I've never looked back. I advise anyone to get an account and go through the big United thread. It's gold.

They had another huge thread about us but unfortunately the mod "accidentally" deleted it. That was one of the best reads you are ever likely to have. Full of pre season predictions of our demise.

I’ve taken your advice. Fuck this is good.

Who’s rightmove blade and why is he so bothered to talk to Wednesdayites? I cross the road to avoid them

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Yeah, I have an account but never post. I joined when it looked like we might play thth in the FA Cup quarter final under Clough so I could get some comments and I've never looked back. I advise anyone to get an account and go through the big United thread. It's gold.

They had another huge thread about us but unfortunately the mod "accidentally" deleted it. That was one of the best reads you are ever likely to have. Full of pre season predictions of our demise.

I have an account, i am slightly more active than you Roy, I enjoy being undercover.
But i agree there are some right funny threads on there, they seem to change with the wind. They really do have the most deluded fans, we have some fans that get carried away but they just seem to have a far higher percentage.
The latest one is it doesn't matter if we go up or not, because if we do go up they can laugh at us getting hammered every week, and if we don't our squad will break up.

 

[Roygbiv]

I have an account, i am slightly more active than you Roy, I enjoy being undercover.
But i agree there are some right funny threads on there, they seem to change with the wind. They really do have the most deluded fans, we have some fans that get carried away but they just seem to have a far higher percentage.
The latest one is it doesn't matter if we go up or not, because if we do go up they can laugh at us getting hammered every week, and if we don't our squad will break up.

They constantly live in either a mythical past or a glorious future. The present is well out of hand as Ian Curtis once said.