A rather surprising end to my enjoyable trip to Derby.

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I left North Norfolk at lunchtime on a glorious bright, warm and sunny afternoon.

The journey to Derby around 130 miles involved passing through five counties. No prizes for naming the five.

Parking was easy, a stones throw from the ground, and by 4.15pm I was drinking a most welcome pint of Abbeydale Deception. How refreshing my drink, and the option to have a decent ale at the football. Good on Derby for making this gesture.

I climbed the stairs to almost the top of the stand to find my seat on row T, next to Dan from around these parts. One of the best modern stadiums I have visited. A decent view of the action, and with the bowl effect, and enclosed full roof the noise did not evaporate away.

Gaw'd knows what happened when we conceded a goal straight from the kick-off. A stunning start to the game. The team fought back and played some lovely stuff in the first half. Derby looked dangerous on the break as we played a very open game. Norwood, Fleck and Duffy in command.

The pitch was very narrow. It seemed this was by design?

The equalising goal was coming, a mazy dribble from Fleck and cross to Bash who whacked it into the net. Cue wild and violent celebrations, which saw me catch a nasty rabbit punch and Dan's best spec savers glasses go flying. Thankfully, found safely a few moment later two rows down to the left.

The knuckle draggers nearby were like dervishes, but somehow it was right. I managed to get a neck hold on one, primarily to save myself from falling out of the stand.

The second half was disappointing. Derby took control, we seemed to run out of steam and the winning goal for Derby was on the cards. The substitutions did not work.

I am no expert, but Norwood and Coutts seem similar players. Duffy provides something else. We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

The traffic was slow leaving Derby. On the way home I stopped for a beer, just before closing time, in a small rural country pub, in the middle of nowhere. I went outside for a smoke of my trusty pipe to reflect on matters. It was a still, and quiet evening. A few locals chatting in the bar.

The front door opened and two ladies left walking straight past me. The first lady seemed somehow familiar, we glanced at each other and I nodded reverently. An attractive lady, who I thought looked like The Duchess of Cambridge. A moment later, true enough, out marched The Duke. Prince William.

Glory be - who would believe it. All in a day out following the Blades.

HH
 



I left North Norfolk at lunchtime on a glorious bright, warm and sunny afternoon.

The journey to Derby around 130 miles involved passing through five counties. No prizes for naming the five.

Parking was easy, a stones throw from the ground, and by 4.15pm I was drinking a most welcome pint of Abbeydale Deception. How refreshing my drink, and the option to have a decent ale at the football. Good on Derby for making this gesture.

I climbed the stairs to almost the top of the stand to find my seat on row T, next to Dan from around these parts. One of the best modern stadiums I have visited. A decent view of the action, and with the bowl effect, and enclosed full roof the noise did not evaporate away.

Gaw'd knows what happened when we conceded a goal straight from the kick-off. A stunning start to the game. The team fought back and played some lovely stuff in the first half. Derby looked dangerous on the break as we played a very open game. Norwood, Fleck and Duffy in command.

The pitch was very narrow. It seemed this was by design?

The equalising goal was coming, a mazy dribble from Fleck and cross to Bash who whacked it into the net. Cue wild and violent celebrations, which saw me catch a nasty rabbit punch and Dan's best spec savers glasses go flying. Thankfully, found safely a few moment later two rows down to the left.

The knuckle draggers nearby were like dervishes, but somehow it was right. I managed to get a neck hold on one, primarily to save myself from falling out of the stand.

The second half was disappointing. Derby took control, we seemed to run out of steam and the winning goal for Derby was on the cards. The substitutions did not work.

I am no expert, but Norwood and Coutts seem similar players. Duffy provides something else. We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

The traffic was slow leaving Derby. On the way home I stopped for a beer, just before closing time, in a small rural country pub, in the middle of nowhere. I went outside for a smoke of my trusty pipe to reflect on matters. It was a still, and quiet evening. A few locals chatting in the bar.

The front door opened and two ladies left walking straight past me. The first lady seemed somehow familiar, we glanced at each other and I nodded reverently. An attractive lady, who I thought looked like The Duchess of Cambridge. A moment later, true enough, out marched The Duke. Prince William.

Glory be - who would believe it. All in a day out following the Blades.

HH

Jack Marriott... 2 mins to edit..

But, what a great story
 
I left North Norfolk at lunchtime on a glorious bright, warm and sunny afternoon.

The journey to Derby around 130 miles involved passing through five counties. No prizes for naming the five.

Parking was easy, a stones throw from the ground, and by 4.15pm I was drinking a most welcome pint of Abbeydale Deception. How refreshing my drink, and the option to have a decent ale at the football. Good on Derby for making this gesture.

I climbed the stairs to almost the top of the stand to find my seat on row T, next to Dan from around these parts. One of the best modern stadiums I have visited. A decent view of the action, and with the bowl effect, and enclosed full roof the noise did not evaporate away.

Gaw'd knows what happened when we conceded a goal straight from the kick-off. A stunning start to the game. The team fought back and played some lovely stuff in the first half. Derby looked dangerous on the break as we played a very open game. Norwood, Fleck and Duffy in command.

The pitch was very narrow. It seemed this was by design?

The equalising goal was coming, a mazy dribble from Fleck and cross to Bash who whacked it into the net. Cue wild and violent celebrations, which saw me catch a nasty rabbit punch and Dan's best spec savers glasses go flying. Thankfully, found safely a few moment later two rows down to the left.

The knuckle draggers nearby were like dervishes, but somehow it was right. I managed to get a neck hold on one, primarily to save myself from falling out of the stand.

The second half was disappointing. Derby took control, we seemed to run out of steam and the winning goal for Derby was on the cards. The substitutions did not work.

I am no expert, but Norwood and Coutts seem similar players. Duffy provides something else. We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

The traffic was slow leaving Derby. On the way home I stopped for a beer, just before closing time, in a small rural country pub, in the middle of nowhere. I went outside for a smoke of my trusty pipe to reflect on matters. It was a still, and quiet evening. A few locals chatting in the bar.

The front door opened and two ladies left walking straight past me. The first lady seemed somehow familiar, we glanced at each other and I nodded reverently. An attractive lady, who I thought looked like The Duchess of Cambridge. A moment later, true enough, out marched The Duke. Prince William.

Glory be - who would believe it. All in a day out following the Blades.

HH
What! Royalty drinking with the riff raff????
 
Terrific story HH, I do not miss the days of having to travel anywhere from North Norfolk though!

Do you know, that fairly short journey to Derby did not involve any motorways and went through Norfolk, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire, Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire.

Don't think I was in Leicestershire for long. Thankfully.

HH
 



Good stuff, HH. An 'away day' is far more than the actual match.

We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

Agreed, tho' maybe if we'd kept Che Adams we wouldn't be looking at splashing fortunes on the likes of Hogan or Waghorn? Just a thought, but I've never got the 'hate' from some. He's got a swagger about him that I like.
 
Once saw comedian Mick Miller in the snake pass in....

He’d been to the snooker...

Beat that..
 
Do you know, that fairly short journey to Derby did not involve any motorways and went through Norfolk, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire, Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire.

Don't think I was in Leicestershire for long. Thankfully.

HH
What's wrong with Leicestershire? It's a delightful county full of really nice villages. Sadly let down by Leicester itself which is a dump.
 
I left North Norfolk at lunchtime on a glorious bright, warm and sunny afternoon.

The journey to Derby around 130 miles involved passing through five counties. No prizes for naming the five.

Parking was easy, a stones throw from the ground, and by 4.15pm I was drinking a most welcome pint of Abbeydale Deception. How refreshing my drink, and the option to have a decent ale at the football. Good on Derby for making this gesture.

I climbed the stairs to almost the top of the stand to find my seat on row T, next to Dan from around these parts. One of the best modern stadiums I have visited. A decent view of the action, and with the bowl effect, and enclosed full roof the noise did not evaporate away.

Gaw'd knows what happened when we conceded a goal straight from the kick-off. A stunning start to the game. The team fought back and played some lovely stuff in the first half. Derby looked dangerous on the break as we played a very open game. Norwood, Fleck and Duffy in command.

The pitch was very narrow. It seemed this was by design?

The equalising goal was coming, a mazy dribble from Fleck and cross to Bash who whacked it into the net. Cue wild and violent celebrations, which saw me catch a nasty rabbit punch and Dan's best spec savers glasses go flying. Thankfully, found safely a few moment later two rows down to the left.

The knuckle draggers nearby were like dervishes, but somehow it was right. I managed to get a neck hold on one, primarily to save myself from falling out of the stand.

The second half was disappointing. Derby took control, we seemed to run out of steam and the winning goal for Derby was on the cards. The substitutions did not work.

I am no expert, but Norwood and Coutts seem similar players. Duffy provides something else. We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

The traffic was slow leaving Derby. On the way home I stopped for a beer, just before closing time, in a small rural country pub, in the middle of nowhere. I went outside for a smoke of my trusty pipe to reflect on matters. It was a still, and quiet evening. A few locals chatting in the bar.

The front door opened and two ladies left walking straight past me. The first lady seemed somehow familiar, we glanced at each other and I nodded reverently. An attractive lady, who I thought looked like The Duchess of Cambridge. A moment later, true enough, out marched The Duke. Prince William.

Glory be - who would believe it. All in a day out following the Blades.

HH
Interesting story but the thing that stood out was the you smoke a pipe.
 
Once saw comedian Mick Miller in the snake pass in....

He’d been to the snooker...

Beat that..


In the 1990s I dropped into a little coffee bar round the corner from the BBC in London. Inside I found Terry Wogan and his producer having a brunch breakfast after finishing their morning radio show.
Not wishing to intrude on their privacy, I tried to appear nonchalant so ignored them and concentrated on my cappuccino and Danish pastry. The conversation between Wogan and his colleague was totally 'normal' - no showbiz stuff - just two good pals chewing the fat. A memorable experience, even though I didn't talk to the great man.

I also met Barbara Windsor once, but that was through work and I had a good chat to her and took some pictures. She was lovely. I'm sure she still is, though I gather she's not well.
 
Once saw comedian Mick Miller in the snake pass in....

He’d been to the snooker...

Beat that..

Do you mean Max Miller?

He once made a joke about walking on a narrow mountain goat track, just wide enough for one person, with a sheer drop down one side, when he met a beautiful woman walking towards him. "I didn't know whether to block her path or toss myself off" he said.

(The old ones are the best...)
 
I left North Norfolk at lunchtime on a glorious bright, warm and sunny afternoon.

The journey to Derby around 130 miles involved passing through five counties. No prizes for naming the five.

Parking was easy, a stones throw from the ground, and by 4.15pm I was drinking a most welcome pint of Abbeydale Deception. How refreshing my drink, and the option to have a decent ale at the football. Good on Derby for making this gesture.

I climbed the stairs to almost the top of the stand to find my seat on row T, next to Dan from around these parts. One of the best modern stadiums I have visited. A decent view of the action, and with the bowl effect, and enclosed full roof the noise did not evaporate away.

Gaw'd knows what happened when we conceded a goal straight from the kick-off. A stunning start to the game. The team fought back and played some lovely stuff in the first half. Derby looked dangerous on the break as we played a very open game. Norwood, Fleck and Duffy in command.

The pitch was very narrow. It seemed this was by design?

The equalising goal was coming, a mazy dribble from Fleck and cross to Bash who whacked it into the net. Cue wild and violent celebrations, which saw me catch a nasty rabbit punch and Dan's best spec savers glasses go flying. Thankfully, found safely a few moment later two rows down to the left.

The knuckle draggers nearby were like dervishes, but somehow it was right. I managed to get a neck hold on one, primarily to save myself from falling out of the stand.

The second half was disappointing. Derby took control, we seemed to run out of steam and the winning goal for Derby was on the cards. The substitutions did not work.

I am no expert, but Norwood and Coutts seem similar players. Duffy provides something else. We badly need a centre forward, someone like Jack Maddison. We should have pushed the boat out to get him this summer.

The traffic was slow leaving Derby. On the way home I stopped for a beer, just before closing time, in a small rural country pub, in the middle of nowhere. I went outside for a smoke of my trusty pipe to reflect on matters. It was a still, and quiet evening. A few locals chatting in the bar.

The front door opened and two ladies left walking straight past me. The first lady seemed somehow familiar, we glanced at each other and I nodded reverently. An attractive lady, who I thought looked like The Duchess of Cambridge. A moment later, true enough, out marched The Duke. Prince William.

Glory be - who would believe it. All in a day out following the Blades.

HH


Would that be the Crown Inn at East Rudham? I gather that is a favourite watering hole of the younger royals when they are in the area. A van serves great fish and chips on the green during the summer months.
 
I once went into the British Midland lounge at Heathrow to wait for a flight to Birmingham. (In the days when British Midland and flights to Birmingham existed). It was quite late and there was only one person in there sitting at the bar - it was John Virgo. He looked up as I walked in and saw that I recognised him. He then said “Yes I am John Virgo and I’ll buy you a large scotch if you don’t try and fucking talk to me!”.

I enjoyed a quiet drink!
 
I once went into the British Midland lounge at Heathrow to wait for a flight to Birmingham. (In the days when British Midland and flights to Birmingham existed). It was quite late and there was only one person in there sitting at the bar - it was John Virgo. He looked up as I walked in and saw that I recognised him. He then said “Yes I am John Virgo and I’ll buy you a large scotch if you don’t try and fucking talk to me!”.

I enjoyed a quiet drink!
John Virgo lived in Holmesfield some years ago. He might still live there. Anyhow, he occasionally went in the Fleur de Lys at Totley. Nice bloke.
 



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