Ashley fletcher

[Pinchy]

I think Hogan is looking increasingly unlikely the further the window goes on.

Well yes, given there’s a finite time limit that’s a deduction worthy of the Great Detective himself.


Christmas is becoming increaingly certain.

 

[Pinchy]

I'm not saying I 'want' us to sign DCL may I add although I sound like his biggest fan.
But given the choice of him and Fletcher, hypothetically, it's a no brainer

You don’t want us to sign anybody at all. You’re yearning for Friday to come and go without recruitment so you can indulge yourself with mock fury and self-satisfied smugness.

You really don’t like our club very much.

 

[Eric Cartman]

You don’t want us to sign anybody at all. You’re yearning for Friday to come and go without recruitment so you can indulge yourself with mock fury and self-satisfied smugness.

You really don’t like our club very much.

Ah, yes. I'd hate to see the club challenging on all fronts you freak.

You really don't like our academy graduates very much.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Well yes, given there’s a finite time limit that’s a deduction worthy of the Great Detective himself.

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Christmas is becoming increaingly certain.

Your point being...?

Do you want to edit that last line? Horrible grammar and a spelling mistake to boot.

 

[Pinchy]

Got to factor in the fact he's playing against the best defences in the world week in week out.

Koeman, Unsworth, Allardyce and now Silva all picked him in the squad week in week out, whether he starts or not. He now has Cenk Tosun, Richarlison, Walcott to deal with in terms of competition and still gets picked in a star studded squad.

Four managers who've forgot more about football than we know all seem to see something in him. Allardyce even played him at right back!
He's quick, a willing runner, good in the air and people forget he's only 21.

Nemo and Dory have forgotten more about football than you’ll ever know...

 

[Eric Cartman]

Nemo and Dory have forgotten more about football than you’ll ever know...

Nigel Adkins has forgotten more about football than Wilder knows. Ain't that right, Pinch?

 

[Blade56]

Are you seriously saying Utd should be able to afford the wages of any player that's ever gone through the academy? Do you think Utd should be able to afford Maguire's or Walker's wages? What about Sporting Lisbon - should they be able to afford Ronaldo's salary? How about AAS Sarcelles paying Mahrez's salary and Cobreloa paying Alexis Sanchez current wages?

Chill Mouth, was only joshin about ffs

 

[Blade56]

Isn't that just reiterating my point that he's out of our reach ?

I think you might be right!

 

[Mouth of the South]

Chill Mouth, was only joshin about ffs

Can never be quite sure with some of the clowns on here B56

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I don't know man, for a striker he just seems to never score. Still not sure what his standout attributes are.

nice hair?

 

[Jon Bon II]

 

[Pinchy]

 

[Silent Blade]

 

[Blade56]

Can we use words, I don't know wtf is being said?

 

[dazzlingblade]

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Very clever

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

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Laura Norman?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Can we use words, I don't know wtf is being said?

Is that because you're one of those unfortunate individuals who can't think in pictures? I think in pictures all the time. They are usually blank ones but I fill them in in my own colours.

 

[Blade56]

Is that because you're one of those unfortunate individuals who can't think in pictures? I think in pictures all the time. They are usually blank ones but I fill them in in my own colours.

Look m8, I see pictures of t!ts, lots of t!ts in my minds eye and I know exactly what's being said!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Look m8, I see pictures of t!ts, lots of t!ts in my minds eye and I know exactly what's being said!

Yes I like art galleries too. I like the semi-nude ladies paintings. You can always tell a good painting if the nipples follow you round the room.

 

[blademark]

Made me quiver that did !

 

[Th!stledo]

They say, "Every picture tells a story". But is this a football forum or Jackanory.

 

[Jon Bon II]

They say, "Every picture tells a story". But is this a football forum or Jackanory.

Jackanory and I'm Bernard Cribbins...

 

[Booker4]

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This is the only one of these I've actually got but I admit I'm a bit slow on this type of thing!

 

[Harrisblade]

This is the only one of these I've actually got but I admit I'm a bit slow on this type of thing!

It's not Dianne Abbott is it?

 

[Booker4]

It's not Dianne Abbott is it?

You've lost me there, I thought it was Ronnie Barker!? I'm just proving my point about being slow now!

 

[Eric Cartman]

If anyone thinks we'll sign anyone better than DCL they're in cloud cuckoo land. He's 10x the player Fletcher is by the way.

Scored 2 today against Rotherham.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Today the Sheffield Star asks: "Who is Ashley Fletcher?" and offers to tell us everything we need to know about him. Stating: "Sheffield United have been linked with another Middlesbrough player, but what do you need to know about Ashley Fletcher?"

Well the answer is, we don't need to know anything about him. Not until he's signed for us. But, not everyone will agree, so I'll put the link below anyway.

"https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foo...ffield-united-s-new-transfer-target-1-9325260

(I may decide to go into this journalism lark at some stage. It seems like an easy way to make money - writing speculative articles about things that are based on no facts. Look out for my article on...

"What do you need to know about Fred Scroggs?"

or similar, in the future)..

 

[Blade56]

.......writing speculative articles about things that are based on no facts

Think you would do well in political journalism and the Corbyn party

 

[Booker4]

https://www.footballinsider247.com/...lis-lines-up-reunion-with-west-brom-attacker/

Seems Boro want Robson-Kanu which could free up Fletcher, presumably, to leave.

 

[BLADES1988]

Braithwaite going to Spain. Don't know if that chucks any spannaz int works