You can stop that. On here we have a set procedure for blaming our club during transfer windows:
1. Sign Evry Fucka.
2. Chucksummunnehatit.
3. Premature exasperation.
4. Jerk dem knees.
5. Uncontrollable panic.
6. Moanangroan.
7. Foot-stamping tantrum.
8. Mad with rage.
9. Fax machine gags and other such novelties.
10. Self-satisfied toldyaso smugness.
11.Shouldasignedimahsuggestedahknowbest.
12. Eager anticipation for the next Jim White Day.
13..See number one, above.
You are in breach of several Articles of the Bladey Convention on Whinging Rights and Fundamental Frenzy.
S2 demands an immediate apology and a gesture of amends.