Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[Grappler]

Hello? Is it 1p your looking for?

No it's his brother, Juan Cornetto

 

[Rodley]

Hello? Is it 1p your looking for?

We need Juanpi
We need Juanpiiiiiiiii
Our bladders are full
Cos we need Juanpi

I’ll get mi coat

 

[Wards]

Is he getting a D-Taxi 6 seater from DSA?

 

[Onetouchfootball]

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Yep, a bit like some of the other shite on here, from people who claim to know something!

 

[Blade58]

Has to be fake news

Its a well known fact CW doesn't do overseas players (disclaimer - unless they are for the development squad)

 

[A Storm of Blades]

It’s already a win-win. Pretty hard to sell 1p for peanuts... Wait, what?

 

[sheffielder]

Well this escalated quickly

 

[FTPE]

Bless us, we are so desperate for just any kind of signing aren't we?

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Well this escalated quickly

In for a penny...

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Did you know he’s officially from Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela ?

Come on loads more crap to flesh out the page count!

 

[LJBlade]

I know for a fact that this can’t be true because none of the resident ITK’s has mentioned it

 

[Bladethebrian]

Donny are in for him

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Never realised however many coin-based puns I was in possession of.

If it turns out you pronounce his name wonkpie I’m going to be distraught.

 

[Reedy1889]

That Malaga C.F times page reckons he's coming for around 2-3mil. Still don't see it happening.

 

[Blade56]

Has to be fake news

Its a well known fact CW doesn't do overseas players (disclaimer - unless they are for the development squad)

Tuffty thought he was buying a Venezuelan craft IPA in bulk

 

[A Storm of Blades]

That Malaga C.F times page reckons he's coming for around 2-3mil. Still don't see it happening.

Are we paying in change?

 

[Wards]

Probably a smokescreen...

For when we announce Podolski.

 

[FMBlade1]

Imagine just for a sec we do sign him how funny this thread will be (considering none of us will believe this will happen)

 

[Blade56]

That Malaga C.F times page reckons he's coming for around 2-3mil. Still don't see it happening.

And £6k / week, could it be, we're going to smash the wage structure

 

[S15Blade]

Transfer deadline will have passed by time bag come on belt at donny airport. Perfect new excuse for United

"We nearly had an international in the building but he got held up at the airport waiting for his luggage to come off the place so the paperwork was late"

 

[Groucho Blade]

What if it’s simply a case of mistaken identity? What if we’re looking at the wrong guy? How would we find out?

If you’re Juanpi and you know it, clap your hands...

 

[LJBlade]

Just checked his Wikipedia page, he’s half an inch shorter than Louis Reed. He’s never going to be big enough to cut it in England. Tell him to get back on the plane!

 

[McGrath]

I heard he's been sat in a Costa at Doncaster Airport for the last 2 hours. His agent has told him not to move until he says so.

Apparently he's haggling over his agents fee. I hope Juanpi likes airports, Jerome Sinclair has been texting him advice

 

[Blade56]

Imagine just for a sec we do sign him how funny this thread will be (considering none of us will believe this will happen)

Hope he can't use google translate.

Second thought he wouldn't understand the translation. Just imagine tuffty taking him on one side and trying to explain the GCB song

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Imagine just for a sec we do sign him how funny this thread will be (considering none of us will believe this will happen)

It’s already the greatest thread in the history of threads based on players with funny ‘low transfer fee’ related names.

 

[mattbianco1]

Interesting translation on the reply...

Think that translates to "Take Clarke's Place"

 

[FleaPitBlade]

It's not just Juanpi, we are signing Juan Pablo Anorl.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Transfer deadline will have passed by time bag come on belt at donny airport. Perfect new excuse for United

"We nearly had an international in the building but he got held up at the airport waiting for his luggage to come off the place so the paperwork was late"

Or we had to convert him to 1cent(re back)

 

[Blade56]

BREAKING NEWS
The English team that wants to pass the medical recognition to Juanpi is ... Sheffield United !!!! (You know that the Championship teams have more money than the last of the 1st division in Spain) ... they have fresh money ... I took them 6 kilos plus a bonus for promotion

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

He's arrived at the airport. If you look closely, you can see him in the window...

Is that the transfer window?