Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[Reedy1889]

Wilder's gone to Kevin and said all I need from you on tomorrow's deadline day is Juanpi...

Kevin has replied 1p? Deal!!

 

[A Storm of Blades]

I thought I typed 27

Whoever wrote that can’t spell ‘believed’

Does it say cocked, locked and ready to rock? Because it’s about to

 

[YES Blade]

Whoever wrote that can’t spell ‘believed’

 

[Roygbiv]

I once typed on Wiki that Richard Madeley's hero was Richard Arkwright, the inventor of the spinning frame. I wanted to use something so uninteresting just to see how long it would be on for. 5 years was the answer.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

If they don’t charge us £1,999,999.99 then I’ve lost all faith in humankind

 

[mattbianco1]

Plays for Steelers now. Nothing to do with me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juanpi#

 

[SteveH]

Hugh Jarse!!! Fuck.My.Life

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Venezuela literal translation is 'little Venice'.

 

[Billyblade]

Hugh Jarse!!! Fuck.My.Life ;-)

Sorry.
That was me

 

[sheffielder]

6 kilos of what exactly? Is that the players win bonus?

One way of transporting gear from Africa via Malaga.

 

[Barney Rubble]

 

[ElephantBlade]

Signed tomorrow as well! The bloke can travel through time as well as being a world class footballer!

The signs are very promising

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

This rumour has been lost in translation. I heard we’re signing a guy called Juan but he’s Alan’s Knill’s son

 

[S40BLADE]

Legitimately the best thread to grace this fine forum.

 

[hazzasufc_]

Well

 

[Jonboy60]

Would love this to be true, but probably crossed wires. Perhaps he got confused with the SUFC and he's signing for Scunthorpe as they pay bigger wages!

Ouch.

 

[Blade56]

I once typed on Wiki that Richard Madeley's hero was Richard Arkwright, the inventor of the spinning frame. I wanted to use something so uninteresting just to see how long it would be on for. 5 years was the answer.

Fake news merchant

 

[Pinchy]

Ouch.

It’s not ‘ouch’ is it? Just another cheap shot. A fax gag can’t be far away...

 

[Barney]

It’s not ‘ouch’ is it? Just another cheap shot. A fax gag can’t be far away...

Not as far away as the repair manual we're still waiting for...

 

[Pinchy]

I once typed on Wiki that Richard Madeley's hero was Richard Arkwright, the inventor of the spinning frame. I wanted to use something so uninteresting just to see how long it would be on for. 5 years was the answer.

I thought it was the ‘just enough’ minority of jurors who weren’t sure he was a thief.

 

[Pinchy]

Not as far away as the repair manual we're still waiting for...

Well that was quick and fairly original Barney. It’s the other 99.99% that worries me...

 

[metalblade]

Juan Shite

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...

 

[Th!stledo]

Could the Waghorn saga have been a smokescreen to disguise where the real business was being conducted?

 

[Harry's Game]

Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...

“Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...”

 

[1889]

Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...

Translation.
Juanpi is already in England and tomorrow his signing will be made official by Sheffield

Sheffield! Sheffield, that’s it, deals off!

 

[s4-blade]

Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...

More likely that the Spanish jim white* wannabes are just like our English variants and are spreading this based on the original tweet sent by the Portsmouth/Wednesday fan virgin weirdo.

Edit: *of course that would be good old Jamés Blanco

 

[NotFallowfieldBlade]

Unbelievably this looks like it's got legs...

Dunno whether those accounts are a valid source , hope they are like they just look like fan accouts

 

[NotFallowfieldBlade]

Also the lad who tweeted is actually on holiday by the looks of things and not sat in his mums box room on his computer

 

[torridon]

This tweet from the guy who claimed to have spoken to the player makes me think it's all pork crackling.