Waghorn

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Have we signed Jesus...?

Hope so, we need someone who can cross.

 

[SteveBlade]

Hope so, we need someone who can cross.

I enjoy this post.

 

[Balham]

Hope so, we need someone who can cross.

Heard he was better at saving. Must mean Moore is on his way out?

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Have we signed Jesus...?

Yeah, nailed on.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Heard he was better at saving. Must mean Moore is on his way out?

He's definitely better at saving.

Plus, his distribution is excellent. Cunt fed 5000 people with three fishes. You can't teach that.

 

[The Crab]

He's definitely better at saving.

Plus, his distribution is excellent. Cunt fed 5000 people with three fishes. You can't teach that.

The original Nouvelle Cuisine.

 

[Ricky]

Reservations about the fee aside, let me just say I've always liked Waghorn since first seeing him for Sunderland and Leicester.

He always seemed like one who could end up playing for us.

Strong, fairly quick, hardworking, versatile, good attitude, direct, good left foot. Proper northerner. He'll be a big favourite with our fans. Think along the lines of Matt Done but a shitload more ability and productivity.

He'll fit into our squad/team very well, and for that reason I'm sure he'll produce for us this season. This will be central behind Wilder's decision to spend this amount on him. He wants someone who's guaranteed to deliver for us this season and there aren't many safer bets to do that than Waghorn.

Playing for a big club after signing for a big fee isn't a problem for him either, which is another plus.

He hasn't been hugely consistent over his career, that along with his age is the basis for concern about the fee, but he's coming off the back of a good season (16 goals and 11 assists in case anyone doesn't know) for quite a dour team so he should be able to maintain and build on that form in a more attacking team with more creative players and a better attacking platform.

When looking at players we could go for, I always consider how different they could be under Wilder and in our team. That's quite an exciting prospect with Waghorn because he was good enough last season for Ipswich.

Now I've typed that we better fucking sign him.

 

[SUFC Guy]

We need a epic wit confirmation !!!

 

[Eric Cartman]

Think along the lines of Matt Done.

Someone really ought to check on Pinchy

 

[Jon Bon II]

Waghorn Leghorn...Wilder gets his man.?

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No, Foghorn Waghorn, you dill..!

 

[Rodley]

Someone really ought to check on Pinchy

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When Egan lines up in the middle of the three as well he’ll lose his shit.

 

[benn5712]

He's definitely better at saving.

Plus, his distribution is excellent. Cunt fed 5000 people with three fishes. You can't teach that.

5000, that's nowt. Tuna man has been feeding codswallop to the 2billion massives regularly and charging 'em loads for the privilege.

 

[Eric Cartman]

When Egan lines up in the middle of the three as well he’ll lose his shit.

I feel for his psychiatrist

 

[sheffielder]

I feel for his psychiatrist

 

[JayGreen17]

Oh it’s happening, Wilder on radio Sheff tomoz at 7:50 live, will be announced then.

 

[s4-blade]

Oh it’s happening, Wilder on radio Sheff tomoz at 7:50 live, will be announced then.

20 minutes into the game? Doesn’t sound real

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Utd prepare for pitchside unveiling of record signing....the veil itself still needs a bit of work ....

 

[Balham]

He's definitely better at saving.

Plus, his distribution is excellent. Cunt fed 5000 people with three fishes. You can't teach that.

Hang on.. if Jesus is good at saving, distribution, communication and crosses, does that make George Long the antichrist?!

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Hang on.. if Jesus is good at saving, distribution, communication and crosses, does that make George Long the antichrist?!

The evidence is pretty compelling I'm afraid.

His mum's fit mind.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The evidence is pretty compelling I'm afraid.

His mum's fit mind.

Never thought Mary was a looker myself.

 

[sitwell]

Utd prepare for pitchside unveiling of record signing....the veil itself still needs a bit of work ....
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Does it have stripes on the back ?

 

[BLADES1988]

Yeah, nailed on.

Is Jesus good at crossing

 

[JayGreen17]

20 minutes into the game? Doesn’t sound real

7:50 not 19:50

 

[Ricky]

You'd think that might be to announce the signing to try and coax more fans into attending the game. A lot will be listening at that time in the morning.

 

[Bartleby]

7:50 not 19:50

woosh

edit: oh, you meant in the morning? Woosh on my part then

 

[Roygbiv]

Weird how everyone on here thinks this is happening and on the Ipswich board it's the most confident they've been about keeping him. The Peterborough chairman has tweeted saying the Ipswich chairman doesn't want to sell which has gone down well with their fans

 

[Jonboy60]

He may have to hand in a transfer request, if he wants to make it happen.

 

[TJB.]

The Peterborough chairman has tweeted

This actually makes me feel more confident.

 

[Guesty]

Hang on.. if Jesus is good at saving, distribution, communication and crosses, does that make George Long the antichrist?!

Jesus is rubbish in net these days, got big holes in his hands.

 

[Rodley]

Knows Egan from Sunderland?