Goats

[Esablade]

We’ve really been spoiled this year what with Edna, Lunny, Evans, Bash, Clarke, Wilson, Stearman, Moore, Blackman The Don, Ched(?) , Wright, Henneghan (who?) , Lafferty, Leonard, Holmes, Samir and that old perennial, Billy Sharp!

So come on, let’s have em in, who is your favourite scapegoat of 2017/18?





P.S- Apologies if I’ve missed anyone, please feel free to add your own favourite goat....

 

[Davalon]

Wilder the clueless cunt.

And the wankers in the boardroom.

And the fans as a whole, who don't deserve promotion.

And the club as a whole for sending representatives into schools to coach kids, the rape apologist bastards.

 

[DaleHillBlade]

We’ve really been spoiled this year what with Edna, Lunny, Evans, Bash, Clarke, Wilson, Stearman, Moore, Blackman The Don, Ched(?) , Wright, Henneghan (who?) , Lafferty, Leonard, Holmes, Samir and that old perennial, Billy Sharp!

So come on, let’s have em in, who is your favourite scapegoat of 2017/18?

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P.S- Apologies if I’ve missed anyone, please feel free to add your own favourite goat....

I'm going for Blackman, clearly a fantastic keeper, so naturally to blame for letting those shots being taken from outside of the box all season.

Useless.

 

[Tom Bott]

Am I the only one who thinks we have had the best season in 7 years and been treated to some of the most exiting football we have seen in ages ?

I must empty half my glass out.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

Sorry but that goat falling over is to funny.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Harsh on Henneghan,thought he did well in the cup game against Preston.

 

[DronnieBlade]

Not at all sure anyone has been consistently rhubarb enough to claim this prestigious end of season award.

Sharp probably just about edges. Both in terms of fans views and Wilders seeming lack of faith. Although Enda seems to be making a late dash for the line / title !!

UTB

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

We’ve really been spoiled this year what with Edna, Lunny, Evans, Bash, Clarke, Wilson, Stearman, Moore, Blackman The Don, Ched(?) , Wright, Henneghan (who?) , Lafferty, Leonard, Holmes, Samir and that old perennial, Billy Sharp!

So come on, let’s have em in, who is your favourite scapegoat of 2017/18?

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P.S- Apologies if I’ve missed anyone, please feel free to add your own favourite goat....

 

[Esablade]

Not at all sure anyone has been consistently rhubarb enough to claim this prestigious end of season award.

Sharp probably just about edges. Both in terms of fans views and Wilders seeming lack of faith. Although Enda seems to be making a late dash for the line / title !!

UTB

They don’t need to be consistently ‘rhubarb’ to win it...two or three games could do the trick...often the first two or three games the player plays for the club...

 

[drinksmat]

Marvin Sordell

 

[Esablade]

Marvin Sordell

I see what you did there...

 

[Guesty]

I thought you meant GOATs in the American sense. As good as they are I doubt any of our lot would qualify.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Anyone who doesn't "gerit forward".

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Since Christmas Enda Stevens. He's been shocking of late.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

1. Lundstram
2. Sharp
3. Stevens
4. Stearman
5. Moore
6. Carruthers

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Stearman is amazing just for the fact he's managed to trick everyone into thinking he's better than Jake Wright.

Yes, his technique is beautiful when he's passing it side to side along the back line before they are forced into playing it back to the goalie but really he's a step backwards.

 

[Pierre's PC]

The sharks/cabal/ultras for lowering the standard of this forum.

Twats

 

[Kenilworth]

It's me
I'e not seen us win live since 27th October

 

[goatherder]

Here are my 2 favourite girls...they never do anything wrong except when they escape goatland & head for the fruit trees

I never thought I'd see a thread on goats on this form

 

[spongebobblade]

And here’s me thinking this was another “can you take a goat into Bramall Lane and will it count in the attendance” thread

 

[goatherder]

And here’s me thinking this was another “can you take a goat into Bramall Lane and will it count in the attendance” thread

Not sure Susie (the white one) would get through the turnstiles, bit of a fatty. Oh & she's also about 15000km from the Lane & never shown any interest in football either

 

[mattbianco1]

Stearman is amazing just for the fact he's managed to trick everyone into thinking he's better than Jake Wright.

Yes, his technique is beautiful when he's passing it side to side along the back line before they are forced into playing it back to the goalie but really he's a step backwards.

We have a winner.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Stearman is amazing just for the fact he's managed to trick everyone into thinking he's better than Jake Wright.

Yes, his technique is beautiful when he's passing it side to side along the back line before they are forced into playing it back to the goalie but really he's a step backwards.

Well by default the winner has to be Wilder himself for not listening to the Shakey Jakeys and bringing someone in who was not past it, too slow and only good enough for L1.

 

[Chali 2na]

Not sure Susie (the white one) would get through the turnstiles, bit of a fatty. Oh & she's also about 15000km from the Lane & never shown any interest in football either

You been waiting a long time for this thread?

 

[Foody]

I'd say the fans. Discrase to the club all season, I can't think why just now but I'll come up with something.

Oh and Billy Sharp .... The goal scoring blades supporting bastard.

 

[stringer]

Stearman is amazing just for the fact he's managed to trick everyone into thinking he's better than Jake Wright.

Yes, his technique is beautiful when he's passing it side to side along the back line before they are forced into playing it back to the goalie but really he's a step backwards.

True. Stearman was nowhere to be seen when United conceded damaging goals v Cardiff and Millwall at home. Nowhere.

 

[Woodwardfan]

Vickers took Freeman out for the season.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

True. Stearman was nowhere to be seen when United conceded damaging goals v Cardiff and Millwall at home. Nowhere.

See what you did there Danny, you cheeky boy. Can tell you're a journalist.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I hate the scapegoating of players, but from where I sit, I don't think any of the players have been particularly singled out yet. Certainly not in the same league as when McEveley was here. I think the nearest we've got are a few 'murmurs' for Enda and Lunny.

 

[stringer]

See what you did there Danny, you cheeky boy. Can tell you're a journalist.

Facts only!