Heard on radio Sheffield......

[Darthblade]

They've been quiet for most of the season and then surprise, surprise, they win 3 games on the spin and here they are

I expect there'll be yet another thread on porktalk asking the age old question ..........."Can we still make the play-offs?"

They won't need the play-offs. The arrogant c**ts are certain that the FL will recognise a massive club when they see one and will promote them to the PL at the expense of some other club so that they can take their rightful place, alongside other smaller clubs like Man u / Man C / Chelski / Liverpool / Spurs. They will certainly be frightening the living daylights out of little teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid next year in the Champions League ....... surely

UTB & FTP

 

[Darthblade]

Its nice to see that the deluded OP took valuable time off from bothering his little sister in Parson Cross to attempt to wind us up ....... following their ability to beat the divisions bottom Club ........

UTB & FTP

 

[Gerritforud]

Heard on radio Sheffield that CW refused to comment on links to the vacancy at West Brom.
(Not dismissed it as rumour).
Should we read anything in to this?

No you should listen to his post match interview with radio Sheffield and realise what a grade A cockwomble you are. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06337xn

 

[madeinsheffield]

Must be shit when your season is over at the start of April

 

[Liverpool blade]

Must be shit when your season is over at the start of April

Did their season actually begin??.
I thought their season ended back on bouncing day in sept!!.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Must be shit when your season is over at the start of January

Fixed that for you ...

 

[Tom Bott]

Should we read anything in to this?

No he is waiting for a better opportunity - think Liverpool.

Is there a reason you have had zero likes so far ?

 

[Tom Bott]

A new high for him then. the previous one being him beating Tango's record for how many he can knock out during the Ten Minute Freeview.

Thats PORN not PORK, though over in Swillsbrough Jordan Rhodes was thought to be a goalscorer,so only to be expected.

They thought they were getting 10 minutes of free PORK.

 

[The Crab]

Thats PORN not PORK, though over in Swillsbrough Jordan Rhodes was thought to be a goalscorer,so only to be expected.

You not heard of Porkhub?

The cuckold bit is very interesting.

Thai Guy "you buy shitty shirt, you get collapsing cake, I rinse you for five year season ticket, you have shitty plate on seat and I take more money. I fuck your club while you watch and there's nothing you can do!!!!!!"

Tango "give me more oh great one"

 

[puntinsbaldhead]

What he actually said was
“not tonight mate, this is my football club, as everybody knows. I’ll keep doing well here, keep getting results here and improving us here.”

Some no comment that!

Magic Tufty Speak

Thanks..this was the kind of answer I was looking for to put my mind at ease.
I hadn’t heard the interview.

Maybe you should learn how to spell Punton, you thick oink

Thanks for Puntin that out

 

[grafikhaus]

Its nice to see that the deluded OP took valuable time off from bothering his little sister in Parson Cross to attempt to wind us up ....... following their ability to beat the divisions bottom Club ........

UTB & FTP

Stop being so cruel. Don't you know how hard it is to keep children entertained during half-term?

 

[blade too long]

"Chris , any truth in the rumour that the eleventh job vacancy in the prem this year and your linked again with a club assured of championship football next season , where as United are still able to get in the prem "
" go away you daft prune"

"so hes not denied it "

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

You not heard of Porkhub?

The cuckold bit is very interesting.

Thai Guy "you buy shitty shirt, you get collapsing cake, I rinse you for five year season ticket, you have shitty plate on seat and I take more money. I fuck your club while you watch and there's nothing you can do!!!!!!"

Tango "give me more oh great one"

Bring your baby to work day?

 

[Grappler]

They've been quiet for most of the season and then surprise, surprise, they win 3 games on the spin and here they are

I expect there'll be yet another thread on porktalk asking the age old question ..........."Can we still make the play-offs?"

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

 

[The Crab]

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

Yes please, I was enjoying that.

 

[Grappler]

Yes please, I was enjoying that.

Ha ha, the cheers pal, this season (their season, for us) has been pure comedy gold, I can't think of anything that has gone right in their 150th year, lovely stuff. What with the new CEO, the crazy owner and his 9 hour "fans forum meeting", the questionnaire asking if fans wanted to pay less to get in to the ground, but it would mean selling key players, the state of their ground (an "evergreen" source of amusement, if ever there was one), and that slow drift towards the bottom end of the table, all bring a smile to the face of every honest Sheffielder.

 

[pommpey]

Ha ha, the cheers pal, this season (their season, for us) has been pure comedy gold, I can't think of anything that has gone right in their 150th year, lovely stuff. What with the new CEO, the crazy owner and his 9 hour "fans forum meeting", the questionnaire asking if fans wanted to pay less to get in to the ground, but it would mean selling key players, the state of their ground (an "evergreen" source of amusement, if ever there was one), and that slow drift towards the bottom end of the table, all bring a smile to the face of every honest Sheffielder.

They have been quiet, haven't they?

I mean, it's nice to see the tachycardiagraph showing a few blips now and as much as it would make me laugh until I shat if they were relegated, at least if we don't go up, we can be assured they won't go into next year's two fixture quite as assured and confident as they did last September (in fact right up until five minutes into the game at the shit-tip)

But you're right, Graps. As much as they kinda forgot about us when we were going through our pain and suffering downstairs and bathed luxuriously in some sort of vicarious success of staying one league above us, after January, I'd like 'forgot' about them until PNE went there with a hangover and the squealing buggers actually managed a half decent performance.

Of course now they will win all their remaining games and end up above us in the playoffs. Course they will.

As for Tufty, he's staying. There's more chance of pornstache leaving them to join WBA than ours.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whatever they say, their season hinges on ours. Look how they celebrated their nil nil win.

Maybe another celebratory dinner on its way? You wouldn't put it past them even without Fat Les at the helm.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

You've forgotten Straffords money raising idea to fleece their support. Charge them full whack for nice food, but only give them 2/3 portions!

An idea he thought so good he shared it with the very people he wanted to see have their leg lifted. Only at the Sty.

 

[grafikhaus]

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

Good stuff, Phil. But I wish they'd drop this '150 years of Sheffield Wednesday' shit. It's 89 actually:

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club is a professional association football club based in South Barnsley, near Sheffield, England. The team currently competes (?) in the Championship, the second tier of the English football league system. Formed as an offshoot of The Wednesday Cricket Club in 1867, they went by the name of The Wednesday Football Club until changing to their current name in 1929.

From (mostly) Wikipedia.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Good stuff, Phil. But I wish they'd drop this '150 years of Sheffield Wednesday' shit. It's 89 actually:

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club is a professional association football club based in South Barnsley, near Sheffield, England. The team currently competes (?) in the Championship, the second tier of the English football league system. Formed as an offshoot of The Wednesday Cricket Club in 1867, they went by the name of The Wednesday Football Club until changing to their current name in 1929.

From (mostly) Wikipedia.

Or17 years seeing as the company was a new one in1990. Pigonomics.

 

[The Crab]

They have been quiet, haven't they?

I mean, it's nice to see the tachycardiagraph showing a few blips now and as much as it would make me laugh until I shat if they were relegated, at least if we don't go up, we can be assured they won't go into next year's two fixture quite as assured and confident as they did last September (in fact right up until five minutes into the game at the shit-tip)

But you're right, Graps. As much as they kinda forgot about us when we were going through our pain and suffering downstairs and bathed luxuriously in some sort of vicarious success of staying one league above us, after January, I'd like 'forgot' about them until PNE went there with a hangover and the squealing buggers actually managed a half decent performance.

Of course now they will win all their remaining games and end up above us in the playoffs. Course they will.

As for Tufty, he's staying. There's more chance of pornstache leaving them to join WBA than ours.

pommpey

Pomps, I think they WILL be as assured and confident, it's what they do and with no justification whatsoever to be like that. Basically, they are this guy....................

 

[The Crab]

Whatever they say, their season hinges on ours. Look how they celebrated their nil nil win.

Maybe another celebratory dinner on its way? You wouldn't put it past them even without Fat Les at the helm.

Beres are on standby.

 

[Grappler]

Good stuff, Phil. But I wish they'd drop this '150 years of Sheffield Wednesday' shit. It's 89 actually:

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club is a professional association football club based in South Barnsley, near Sheffield, England. The team currently competes (?) in the Championship, the second tier of the English football league system. Formed as an offshoot of The Wednesday Cricket Club in 1867, they went by the name of The Wednesday Football Club until changing to their current name in 1929.

From (mostly) Wikipedia.

Yes I know Trev, they were going mad when Brian Laws did the double over us, until I pointed out that it was the first time in SWFC's history that they had done it, they didn't like facts though. Smug tossers.

 

[Grappler]

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

My apologies to one and all, a total oversight, I forgot to add the one thing that sums up their shoddy, crappy, 150th year.........

DUFFY - BOUNCE KILLER

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Yes, the fuckin pork trying to jump on our forum, because they might, just might, have avoided relegation.

150th year
Cheap, shoddy replica shirts (late)
Doyen
High ticket prices
Cakeball (ffs....)
Jordan Rhodes
FFP
Blades showing them up at the sty
Nutmeg
Leon Clarke brace
D-Taxi
"Mysterious injuries"
Shitting their pants because the Blades can still make the play offs
Rust bucket


Need I go on?

You forgot about the she-devil from Charlton.

 

[Grappler]

You forgot about the she-devil from Charlton.

Check out the post I did straight after