North Chesterfield, Pathetic

[Jonboy60]

The caller who said we didn't have a Plan B,clearly Pork

We don’t need a plan B, plan A is more than enough to beat that bag of shit.

 

[bromtom]

S2.

Somewhere in the suburbs of Barnsley;

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Somewhere in the centre of a big city;

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Great picture of the Lane that, recent too, has the Forged in Steel stuff on the Kop, that was only done in December I think.

EDIT: Bit of detective work (reverse image searching) and it's a screengrab from this video, which is also great.

 

[ucandomagic]

Aliens wouldn’t dare land in Barnsley.

Too late!

 

[spongebobblade]

Sadly I can see my house on the top photo. Ashamed to say

Me too
Luckily the stench only wafts up the hill every other Saturday

 

[SwissBlade]

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Just heard a pig on football heaven who’s decided this is a very clever name to give us. He even looked up the distance between the sty and Barnsley and The Lane and Chesterfield on the coach on his way home from Carlisle to confirm how far apart the the grounds actually are, and guess what, Chesterfield is closer to us than Barnsley is to them!
He is now urging the swine to use his new thought up name as an insult for us. As usual, copy everything from The Blades and soon it will have been their idea which we copied.
At least the presenter told him not to be so childish.

So, if an Owl refers to us as "North Chesterfield" it's "childish", but it's ok for us to refer to Owls as "South Barnsley" and that's not childish?

Just shows how biased RS are then in our favour?

Which is not surprising really, because we are neighbours after all! (I think Pennine Radio is closer to S6 than Radio Sheffield?)

 

[SwissBlade]

So, if an Owl refers to us as "North Chesterfield" it's "childish", but it's ok for us to refer to Owls as "South Barnsley" and that's not childish?

Just shows how biased RS are then in our favour?

Which is not surprising really, because we are neighbours after all! (I think Pennine Radio is closer to S6 than Radio Sheffield?)

We've got a much better relationship as a club and fanbase, with Radio Sheffield now. Its all very cyclical. But the amusing thing about this is that if United are North Chesterfield, then Radio Sheffield is Radio North Chesterfield because they're on Shoreham street too!

 

[MarshyBlade]

So, if an Owl refers to us as "North Chesterfield" it's "childish", but it's ok for us to refer to Owls as "South Barnsley" and that's not childish?

Just shows how biased RS are then in our favour?

Which is not surprising really, because we are neighbours after all! (I think Pennine Radio is closer to S6 than Radio Sheffield?)

It was funny when we came up with it - that and fucking your sister is legal in S6 as far as I know

 

[S64 Blade]

He even looked up the distance between the sty and Barnsley and The Lane and Chesterfield on the coach on his way home from Carlisle to confirm how far apart the the grounds actually are, and guess what, Chesterfield is closer to us than Barnsley is to them!

This is why I don't get coaches to away games.

 

[Cheets]

I'd go one further. We're closer to Spain than that lot so technically our derogatory nickname should be North Barcelona.

Controversial.

 

[McGrath]

North Chesterfield United ... I like it.

We've got a famous crooked spire, regular county cricket and Chatsworth... what they got in South Barnsley; the memory of coal mines, and too many branches of Cash Convertors

 

[Pinchy]

The caller who said we didn't have a Plan B,clearly Pork

Or a Hoofer? “No Plan B” is often a euphemism for gerrituptfield.

 

[diode_blade]

Or a Hoofer? “No Plan B” is often a euphemism for gerrituptfield.

Didn't the gorgeous sexy Tara Fitzgerald play one of those in Brassed Off

 

[ourbob]

I'd bet my mortgage that he couldn't describe our plan A so how would he know if we have a plan b? This "been found out" stuff is hilarious. Our levels dropped and we had bad luck. It's a 46 game season - let's see how many times we get found out at home between now and May. I'm betting not many

it's alright for you saying you'd bet your mortgage on it, some people haven't got one anymore cos they've paid it off!!

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

That was Ricardo ,its not like him top come out with a load of shit is it ,possibly the bitterest pig who phones in .

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

As i said, I'm not points scoring & my memory is poor, and I'll happily be corrected/educated.

My take on the game was that we set out with our Plan A, which is 3-5-2 relatively quick, relatively positive shortish passing football. CCV was having a poor game and got subbed. Baldock & Basham changed positions, and we continued with Plan A. We didn't move the ball about as quickly as we should, which allowed Bolton to slip back into two fairly solid banks of defence & midfield, but always having the luxury of the 'out ball' to Madine and pace enough in midfield for at least one player to join him. That kept our CB's honest. Our WB's & FW's were sat on the edge of the 18 yrd box having balls played into their feet by our CM and the balls were being knocked back into the CM's. I thought part of the reason for the slow movement of the ball appeared to be over playing it between duffy & fleck. The fact that we couldn't get beyond their defence in wide areas & cross totally negated billy sharp. This pattern of play continued until the 60min mark when we swapped sharp for donaldson. Still in a 3-5-2 formation, still with the same style of play, still being frustrated. We seemed to bog oursleves down in the kop/south stand corner when duffy/fleck/stevens play a series of short paces to each other. This continued for the next 20 mins or so, until with 10 mins to go we swapped stearman for carruthers and went 4-3-3. You could argue that was Plan B. Perhaps my point isn't about the existence of a Plan B, but CW's belief in it and his willingness to initiate it.

you what ?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Which bit?

 

[mattbianco1]

Bramall Lane to Sheffield Cathedral - 1.2m (a leisurely stroll)

Hillsborough to Sheffield Cathedral - 3.0m (half a 10km run)

 

[itsinyerblood]

I still have memories of Duff's goal and how the bouncing pigs chose to scatter........oh, what was the question???

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Which bit?

As I said, people have mentioned on here & twitter that we have a number of plans and are flexible in the style of our play. People saying that we only have Plan A have been shot down. It was a honest question. Sometimes I go to the match and don't see the same thing as others or understand aspects of the game, and I was just querying it.

Edit. Baldock not Stevens.

 

[cjx blade]

The south Barnsley thing is obviously getting to them then.

 

[AnotherBlade]

We own North Derbyshire to be honest. Eckington is red and white!

 

[Reedy1889]

The caller who said we didn't have a Plan B,clearly Pork

Who needs a plan B anyways when plan A smashed the pork in their own backyard.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Who needs a plan B anyways when plan A smashed the pork in their own backyard.

Ironically,Winning the game by switching at 2-2,to plan B,Jake off and Bouncekiller on

 

[Tunstall Fred]

As i said, I'm not points scoring & my memory is poor, and I'll happily be corrected/educated.

My take on the game was that we set out with our Plan A, which is 3-5-2 relatively quick, relatively positive shortish passing football. CCV was having a poor game and got subbed. Baldock & Basham changed positions, and we continued with Plan A. We didn't move the ball about as quickly as we should, which allowed Bolton to slip back into two fairly solid banks of defence & midfield, but always having the luxury of the 'out ball' to Madine and pace enough in midfield for at least one player to join him. That kept our CB's honest. Our WB's & FW's were sat on the edge of the 18 yrd box having balls played into their feet by our CM and the balls were being knocked back into the CM's. I thought part of the reason for the slow movement of the ball appeared to be over playing it between duffy & fleck. The fact that we couldn't get beyond their defence in wide areas & cross totally negated billy sharp. This pattern of play continued until the 60min mark when we swapped sharp for donaldson. Still in a 3-5-2 formation, still with the same style of play, still being frustrated. We seemed to bog oursleves down in the kop/south stand corner when duffy/fleck/stevens play a series of short paces to each other. This continued for the next 20 mins or so, until with 10 mins to go we swapped stearman for carruthers and went 4-3-3. You could argue that was Plan B. Perhaps my point isn't about the existence of a Plan B, but CW's belief in it and his willingness to initiate it.

24th September,he went to Plan B

 

[snootyfenooty]

Not wishing to appear deliberately controversial & not having a dig, more an honest question to the floor, but what was our Plan B against Bolton?

Hoof. And that didn't work either.

 

[coaxingstar71]

As i said, I'm not points scoring & my memory is poor, and I'll happily be corrected/educated.

My take on the game was that we set out with our Plan A, which is 3-5-2 relatively quick, relatively positive shortish passing football. CCV was having a poor game and got subbed. Baldock & Basham changed positions, and we continued with Plan A. We didn't move the ball about as quickly as we should, which allowed Bolton to slip back into two fairly solid banks of defence & midfield, but always having the luxury of the 'out ball' to Madine and pace enough in midfield for at least one player to join him. That kept our CB's honest. Our WB's & FW's were sat on the edge of the 18 yrd box having balls played into their feet by our CM and the balls were being knocked back into the CM's. I thought part of the reason for the slow movement of the ball appeared to be over playing it between duffy & fleck. The fact that we couldn't get beyond their defence in wide areas & cross totally negated billy sharp. This pattern of play continued until the 60min mark when we swapped sharp for donaldson. Still in a 3-5-2 formation, still with the same style of play, still being frustrated. We seemed to bog oursleves down in the kop/south stand corner when duffy/fleck/stevens play a series of short paces to each other. This continued for the next 20 mins or so, until with 10 mins to go we swapped stearman for carruthers and went 4-3-3. You could argue that was Plan B. Perhaps my point isn't about the existence of a Plan B, but CW's belief in it and his willingness to initiate it.

My opinion was that we failed to execute our plan A and appeared to be pre-occupied with Bolton's plan A. I believe if we had executed our plan A, we'd have beaten them.

If we execute our plan A and come out playing on the front foot, I think it will be very difficult for the pork and any other team that comes to Bramall Lane. This getting 'found out' is bollocks. All the teams in this league know how we play, the problem is dealing with it.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Sadly I can see my house on the top photo. Ashamed to say

Hence your forum name ?

 

[Rusty view]

Hence your forum name ?

Indeed.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

So, if an Owl refers to us as "North Chesterfield" it's "childish", but it's ok for us to refer to Owls as "South Barnsley" and that's not childish?

The point about the name is us taking the piss out of them not really being in Sheffield (historically / city region) and exagerating it. The fact that the pig thinks it is just the same as taking the next town along and adding north/south/east/west is about as wide of the mark as you can get. Funny really, that they are too thick to understand our joke.