A quick word on smithies

[Teddy]

Cunt

 

[8lade]

What for? Probably the only player of theirs who didn't do anything wrong.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

What for? Probably the only player of theirs who didn't do anything wrong.

He didn't concede tonight.

 

[8lade]

He didn't concede tonight.

Fair enough but that is his job, like a linesman is supposed to be able to spot when people rugby tackle a player who goes past.

 

[Bergen Blade]

Will Scowen pretending to be knocked out cold from the tussle with Brooks result in a retrospective ban for the QPR player?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Will Scowen pretending to be knocked out cold from the tussle with Brooks result in a retrospective ban for the QPR player?

He was booked, so presumably not.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

For goading the away end at the final whistle presumably.

 

[Teddy]

For goading the away end at the final whistle presumably.

This. Didn’t hear us lot give him any grief all game, not even the usual “oooooooh you’re shit aaaaah” shite.

Then the final whistle blows and he comes over giving it large - pointless.

 

[JordoBlade]

Oh shock horror player gives out a bit of banter. Cry me a river.

 

[Ricky]

Will Scowen pretending to be knocked out cold from the tussle with Brooks result in a retrospective ban for the QPR player?

His actions were an utter embarrassment.

Worse than that was the referee only adding 4 minutes on when Scowen wasted at least 2 minutes there. It should have already been more than 4 minutes before that incident.

When it comes to refereeing nothing annoys me more than incompetent time keeping. The cheating cunt last night was a prime example.

 

[BusheyBlade]

His actions were an utter embarrassment.

Worse than that was the referee only adding 4 minutes on when Scowen wasted at least 2 minutes there. It should have already been more than 4 minutes before that incident.

When it comes to refereeing nothing annoys me more than incompetent time keeping. The cheating cunt last night was a prime example.

So true. The assistant referee indicated 4 minutes - their player had been down since 87 so that should have been a further 3...unless of course the referee had factored this in and was going to give 1 before that incident. Proper twats all around.

 

[Maidenhead]

His actions were an utter embarrassment.

Worse than that was the referee only adding 4 minutes on when Scowen wasted at least 2 minutes there. It should have already been more than 4 minutes before that incident.

When it comes to refereeing nothing annoys me more than incompetent time keeping. The cheating cunt last night was a prime example.

He could have added an hour on and we still wouldn't have scored.

Might have done my liver some good though

 

[georgebernardshaw]

His actions were an utter embarrassment.

Worse than that was the referee only adding 4 minutes on when Scowen wasted at least 2 minutes there. It should have already been more than 4 minutes before that incident.

When it comes to refereeing nothing annoys me more than incompetent time keeping. The cheating cunt last night was a prime example.

One trusts that the BLUT will be suitably marshalled and enthused for the return fixture?

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Will Scowen pretending to be knocked out cold from the tussle with Brooks result in a retrospective ban for the QPR player?

No. Only if you win a pen or get a player sent off can you be retrospectively banned for simulation.

 

[Kenilworth]

He could have added an hour on and we still wouldn't have scored.

Might have done my liver some good though

Sindercombe afters too?

 

[Maidenhead]

Sindercombe afters too?

Yep I did, although the old boy went straight back to the hotel

 

[Weasel]

He could have added an hour on and we still wouldn't have scored.

Exactly. We had run our race by then...and we had been beaten. We had 90 mins to equalise and had failed. Anot her 2 mins wasn't gunna change owt you could sense it.

We lost, it happens. Get over it, move on and dick the dirty East Yorkshire scrubbers up next. If Utd have owt about them they will be well up for it.

 

[The Crab]

A quick word on Smithies? Fucking crap, I can never find the magazine I want.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Yep I did, although the old boy went straight back to the hotel

Fair dos - however, I did pop in briefly on the way back.

Or didn't you notice as you were a bit wonkey

Eh Kenilworth eh?

 

[Bladesthorpe]

His actions were an utter embarrassment.

Worse than that was the referee only adding 4 minutes on when Scowen wasted at least 2 minutes there. It should have already been more than 4 minutes before that incident.

When it comes to refereeing nothing annoys me more than incompetent time keeping. The cheating cunt last night was a prime example.

Don't worry if were winning 1-0 on Saturday then you can have at least 6 minutes of added on time.

 

[elgoog44]

A quick word on Smithies? Fucking crap, I can never find the magazine I want.

Not to worry, as a branching subsidiary of Crab Industries, we now have Trouble U H Smithies, we sell every magazine under the sun, mostly two year old copies, but still... we do now have a could of others as well but some of the naming we might have to re-do....

I think people are starting to realise the Nail Saloon is a front for other activities?

Although on the plus side our up market white goods shop is going great guns...

 

[The Crab]

Not to worry, as a branching subsidiary of Crab Industries, we now have Trouble U H Smithies, we sell every magazine under the sun, mostly two year old copies, but still... we do now have a could of others as well but some of the naming we might have to re-do....

I think people are starting to realise the Nail Saloon is a front for other activities?

Although on the plus side our up market white goods shop is going great guns...

I think the Taxi Service is a real winner, but Big Vern is complaining about the miles it's putting on the Discovery. He should be grateful, Val gets her tan topped up for staff discount. Don't worry about the other stuff, Crab Legal Services (a division of Crab Industries) are all over it like a cheap lawsuit.

That fridge on the right, put it to one side will you*, I've always wanted one with a drinks dispenser. I'll send Big Vern over in the Discovery tonight to pick it up. He's meant to be taking Val's Mum to Aldi but she can fuck off.

*there'll be a nice drink in it for you....................

 

[elgoog44]

Nice Boss, I'll get big Toni to put it a side for you, the other news is that, this one is not doing too great and very well might need an on site fire to help it go and clean up on the insurance, and not let big Vern name any more business ventures....

 

[The Crab]

Nice Boss, I'll get big Toni to put it a side for you, the other news is that, this one is not doing too great and very well might need an on site fire to help it go and clean up on the insurance, and not let big Vern name any more business ventures....

Yes, that's what happens when I give Big Vern duties that are outside what I would normally ask him to do. The visit from Environmental Health didn't do us any favours either.

Big Vern thought it might do us a favour getting us a gig on the new series of The Hotel Inspector. I tried to convince Alex Polizzi that each room had a petting zoo for the kids, but she was convinced they were Cockroaches.