"I used to love it after games at Sheffield United. Derek the kit man would bring me a cup of tea and I would sit back in a little slipper bath and think about all those young kids like I used to be, with short trousers, going home with their dads talking about ‘that’ shot, ‘that’ tackle, ‘that’ goal, ‘that’ header. Excited, and not being able to wait for the next game."
FFS. He'll tell the one about being a lad in Frechvielle next and watching the Norwich coaches come past; t'magic o' t'cup.
He really can't stop himself. Stick a microphone in front of him and he's like the Duracell bunny. Blah blah blah....
"It is not dissimilar to when I was at Sheffield United – we are all together. I said to the players before the season, ‘Listen lads, I’m after my eighth promotion – and the other seven, the squads still have reunions’. All of them – Huddersfield, Notts County, Scarborough, Plymouth. I told them they would have a reunion, too, because they are the same type of group.”
I bet they don't invite you though, you big nosed bastard!