Bellend

[raimond]

Here we go, hope for tomorrow. Their centre haif's called bellend

 

[S5Blade]

if at first you don't succeed, try try again....

 

[BigBed]

LIKES HUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[raimond]

Bollocks, I can't upload the file- but he's called Andreas Bjelland

 

[DifferentClass]

Nowt special- a MASSIVE Barnsley-based team has 11 bellends playing for them week in, week out!

 

[DazBlade88]

There I was thinking I'd got a thread dedicated to me.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

 

[DifferentClass]

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Bjelland by name...

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Wonder if his wife's called Bellenda.

 

[coaxingstar71]

He should have played alongside Oscar Arce.

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Reminds me of when Blackpool had Basham and Bishop in midfield

 

[freddyp]

Reminds me of pigs in early 50's. Hungarian RB Pulma Plonca and Chilean CH Chitma Panz.

 

[Cheets]

Did they play at the Wankdorf Stadium?

 

[DifferentClass]

Reminds me of pigs in early 50's. Hungarian RB Pulma Plonca and Chilean CH Chitma Panz.

And their French centre back Arsene Araund.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Bollocks, I can't upload the file- but he's called Andreas Bjelland

Yes but it's Danish and it's not pronounced, "bell end", it's pronounced, "nob".

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Still not as good as Bernt Haas.

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

Joking apart he is actually a very good defender who had a serious injury which has set him back. Always thought he was better than Simon Kier, who plays Serie A

 

[madeinsheffield]

Looks like Raoul Moats skinny brother

 

[BushBlade]

Looks like Raoul Moats skinny brother

Tell him to stay where he is. I'm on my way with a couple of fishing rods and some chicken.

 

[raimond]

Tell him to stay where he is. I'm on my way with a couple of fishing rods and some chicken.

Aye, poor old Gazza, let's just take a minute to remember how 'kin mental that was. "Serial killer on the loose you say?? That's oraight, Bruce Forsyth's here wi a mixed kebab and a game of jenga, sorted".

 

[BushBlade]

Aye, poor old Gazza, let's just take a minute to remember how 'kin mental that was. "Serial killer on the loose you say?? That's oraight, Bruce Forsyth's here wi a mixed kebab and a game of jenga, sorted".

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

On the topic of funny names my company has had a Norwegian lady employee called Aase Hole, and a customer in Seoul called Bum Suk Poo.

 

[Constantly Optimistic...]

On a similar note I have two genuine Chinese contacts in business.
Rock Wang and Won Long Dong.

 

[DifferentClass]

On a similar note I have two genuine Chinese contacts in business.
Rock Wang and Won Long Dong.

My mum used to think the Chinese at bottom of Manor was called "Wan King"... I had to set her straight

 

[JohnDenver]

On the topic of funny names my company has had a Norwegian lady employee called Aase Hole, and a customer in Seoul called Bum Suk Poo.

I love this stuff. At my old company there was a Doris Minge in Munich and a Randy Bender in California.

 

[ucandomagic]

My wife went to school with a girl called Honor Commode.

What sort of bastard does that to their daughter?

 

[Hartley Hare]

I wish the holiday was a bit longer.

HH

 

[blade too long]

All they need now is Korean defender Japzi

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Crewe employed a Korean coach for their academy during the 90s to help out..

His name was Po Kum Yung

 

[Th!stledo]

Here we go, hope for tomorrow. Their centre haif's called bellend

Is that the guy they nicknamed 'Cheesy' ?