Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Grappler]

The Bill

Thought provoking documentary highlighting the little known story of how Bill Dearden, coming towards the end of his mid 70's Blades career, went to the USA to audition for the part of Billy "The Bill" Fonzarelli, the cousin of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli, but lost out after ordering fish, chips and a big mug of tea in Arnold's, instead of a malted shake and fries. Also, as an added bonus, Nick Montgomery talks about the pressures of fame he felt during the making of the Happy Days spin off, "Joanie Loves Monty".

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

An entertaining animated series re-telling one of the all time favourite children's classics.
Prepare to be amazed as 2 famous sports people bring the story to life.
Featuring the recent Blades acquisition from play-off hopefuls Bradford City and one of the most successful F1 drivers ever in
'Hanson and Vettel'
Nick 'Monty' Montgomery also gets involved as he tries his hand at children's narration for the first time, reading the part of a young Hanson as he frolics along in the woods without a care in the world, kicking the fallen leaves.....

 

[Rodley]

"Ashley's Sis - Tan Novice"

Fresh from his release from Leeds nick, former Blade Ashley Sestanovich uses the last of his savings to invest in his sister's new tanning salon. But will thrifty Bank Manager Nick "Monty" Montgomery stop the business before it's begun and refuse to extend their start up loan?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"Ashley's Sis - Tan Novice"

Fresh from his release from Leeds nick, former Blade Ashley Sestanovich uses the last of his savings to invest in his sister's new tanning salon. But will thrifty Bank Manager Nick "Monty" Montgomery stop the business before it's begun and refuse to extend their start up loan?

F*******ell Rodders. That took some grinding out didn't it?!! Worth the effort though mate

 

[Rodley]

F*******ell Rodders. That took some grinding out didn't it?!! Worth the effort though mate

I'm trying to keep this thread alive!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

The Bill

Thought provoking documentary highlighting the little known story of how Bill Dearden, coming towards the end of his mid 70's Blades career, went to the USA to audition for the part of Billy "The Bill" Fonzarelli, the cousin of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli, but lost out after ordering fish, chips and a big mug of tea in Arnold's, instead of a malted shake and fries. Also, as an added bonus, Nick Montgomery talks about the pressures of fame he felt during the making of the Happy Days spin off, "Joanie Loves Monty".

A lot of thought went into that, made me chuckle that did!

 

[TJB.]

I'm chuffed to bits that this fucker is still alive. I thought it'd sink at the time!

Keep em coming.

Hussey's Fussy Butty Ditty - Chris hangs up his boots and pursues a sandwich van dream, but he simply can't decide which fillings to stock. Does he keep it simple or aim to create his own niche sarnies? One thing's for sure...nobody gives a shit.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Avoid DIY disasters by watching this informative 'hints and tips' programme before next redecorating your home.
For example, we all know that varnish is hard wearing, giving an excellent finish and therefore ideal for wood.
Similarly, gloss can give a long lasting effective finish.
But do you know whether or not other types of paint does do an equally good job.
Find the answer to this and much more in Matt Done's 'Matt doesn't'

 

[BLADES1988]

Bring ya daughter to Chris Porter.

Chris Porter and Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson watch a total wipeout style race of fathers giving their daughters piggy backs, first one to make it round the obstacle course (daughter in tact) and across the finishing line to touch Chris Porter wins!

 

[Fanny magnet]

What the fuck is this ?
71 pages of absolute shite

 

[Sean Thornton]

71 pages. How low is the wattage on this light bulb?

 

[I should coco]

What the fuck is this ?
71 pages of absolute shite

Compared to 'War and Peace' elsewhere on this site?

 

[shorehamview]

What the fuck is this ?
71 pages of absolute shite

I see the sense of humour bypass was a complete success then.

 

[raul]

"The Play-Offs"

Watch Tony Mc Mahon, Stuart McCall and others have to piss and fart around for an extra month trying to get the job done, with hilarious consequences.

 

[I should coco]

Carr Share

Ex Blades centre half Darren interviews guests on his morning drive to work at a supermarket.
The first guest in this exciting line of major celebrities and Hollywood A listers, is the bloke who plays Ed Grundy from the Archers. Other massive guest to follow later in the series, include the bassist on Chesney Hawke's 'The one and only', Michael Caine's dog walker and that bloke with the glasses from the jam advert.
These are of course massively overshadowed by the proposed guest for the final episode. None other than Nick "Monty" Montgomery who will talk about Cartesian theorems, the meaning of life and his hobby of collecting 1960's car hub caps.

Available soon on Iplayer, DVD, Blu ray, X ray, Sting ray and Ray Charles

 

[elgoog44]

From the Lane to Hollywood pain, Nick Montgomery lays it all out in is tell all Documentary, from his beginnings as a low paid struggling footballer to the heady heights of Hollywood and how filming commitments have clashed and he as missed out on some of the roles he really wanted to play, life as not been easy for Monty, fame as come at a price no longer able to play his beloved football, now only ever seen as the shining star of the Hollywood scene.

 

[elgoog44]

Band of Brothers - Stephen, Alan and Keith Quinn, start a band with Phil and Stephen Jagielka - first episode all about who will be the front man of the group, watch as they all fight for the staring role, next week they find out not one of them can play any instrument except the penny whistle, so enrolee on a musical crash course, with Musical guru Nick "The Music Man" Montgomery teaching them the wonders of the Musical world.

 

[elgoog44]

Bassett's FASITs - Dave makes his way back to school to learn the financial world and all about the wonders of FASITs, learning under the tutelage of Financial wizard Nick "The Money Man" Montgomery watch as the series unfolds with Dave learning the ins and outs of the fiscal world, hired muscle comes from Jack "head a brick" O'Connell and Chris "that never hurt" Morgan.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Peter Withe and I.

In which cult film director, Bruce Robinson, re-unites Ian Porterfield and Billy McEwan in a tea room in Penrith to discuss "perfume ponces", the procurement of child's piss, and the pitfalls of coaxing late-career goals from bearded former greats who don't really want to play for the Blades. Co-starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Uncle Monty.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

'Ray Mchale applies for bail.'
Moustachioed 80's favourite Ray Mchale attends remand hearings for disgraced footballers Marlon King and Ashley Sestanovich and displays his mastering of the British justice system to secure bail for the lovable rogues.

I enjoyed watching that, but the spin-off "John MacPhail Applies for Bail" was a real letdown.

 

[elgoog44]

Bookers dirty Fuckers - follow Bob on his tour around the dark and badly lit car parks of England, as he searches for the best action. see Paul Sexpestisolido as he works is magic in the Dogging scene, this is Directed and edited by Nick "The Man Behind the Camera" Montgomery as he tries to move behind the camera after so many successful years on the big screen.

 

[elgoog44]

Some Mothers do 'ave'em - A look back at Neill Collins playing career by his mother, as she watches in horror as mistake after mistake gets blamed on other around him, as he stands in the middle of the chaos he as created, "Oh Bettie..." he is heard to shout as yet another goal is shipped.

 

[Rodley]

What the fuck is this ?
71 pages of absolute shite

If you're a hollow husk of a man, you'll never enjoy it.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Allison Wonderland

Having secured financial backing, ex-Blades cult here, Wayne Allison, prepares for the grand opening of his new adventure theme park.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

A whisper tells me that a remake of 1979 borstal shocker Scum is on the horizon. (I will leave this as a tap-in for everyone else, but must report the rather obvious news that Marlon King is already lined up as Exec Producer, and is on the record as "dismayed" that Gary Madine is not a former-Blade).

 

[The Crab]

What the fuck is this ?
71 pages of absolute shite

Why read it if you don't enjoy it though? Fair enough if it's your opinion, but just avoid? I hate most reality Tv, so I tend to avoid it.

Just a bunch of us acting the twat thats all.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Why read it if you don't enjoy it though? Fair enough if it's your opinion, but just avoid? I hate most reality Tv, so I tend to avoid it.
Just a bunch of us acting the twat thats all.

Indeed. Just discovered this thread. Loving it to bits

 

[The Crab]

Peter Withe and I.

In which cult film director, Bruce Robinson, re-unites Ian Porterfield and Billy McEwan in a tea room in Penrith to discuss "perfume ponces", the procurement of child's piss, and the pitfalls of coaxing late-career goals from bearded former greats who don't really want to play for the Blades. Co-starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Uncle Monty.

Brilliant, but I think you'd have to bring in Doris Stokes to talk to Ian Porterfield.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Brilliant, but I think you'd have to bring in Doris Stokes to talk to Ian Porterfield.

I was thinking kind of Field of Dreams ghost shit. And "anything is possible in the movies"

 

[brownie4583]

Dad's Army featuring Phil Thompson,Peter Withe,Ian Rush,Martin Peters,Gordon Cowans,Ken McNaught and Dennis Mortimer.
They are all well past it but try to keep up with the young lad Martin Pike