Song thread, you know you all want to sing at some point soon, Shoreham

[Valleyblade]

It's Friday night and I'm pissed, started derailing someone else's thread with stupid player song rhymes, and came up with this, which, even if I do say so myself, which I do, I think is rather nice.

Happy Friday....and for fucks sake, song up shoreham.

To the tune of what I can only think to call, "oh dear what can the matter be"




We've got...

Freeman, Jake Wright, O'Connell and Lafferty.....Duffy, John Fleck, Billy Sharp and Lavery.....

Hanson, Simon Moore, Alan knill and tufty, and

COOTS.....there it is.




Good night.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Can't see this one catching on to be perfectly honest...

 

[Rodley]

The fact you put "Song up Shoreham" gives you a few brownie points!

All Blademen love their gravy

 

[Valleyblade]

I did say I'd been drinking. Considering this, and the constant battle with auto correct, I don't think I did that badly.

 

[Isar]

I did say I'd been drinking. Considering this, and the constant battle with auto correct, I don't think I did that badly.

Clearly you are not drunk enough.

 

[Valleyblade]

I'm still trying

 

[SherburnBlade]

My 10 year old thought this would be a great song to sing to celebrate our impending promotion. A couple of simple verses, easy to remember, current in it's content, and not currently used by anyone else.

He had extra verses too, but was saving them for Gary Sinclair's single version!

It would appear no-one else thought the same.



https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/jack-oconnells-beard.53822/

You may (won't) hear him on the JSS tonight singing it on his own.

UTB

 

[IOM Blade]

When i'm with you Bladesmen, i go out my head
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
All the things you do to me and everything you said
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
When i'm with you Bladesmen i just fall in love
Cos of Moore, Wright, Sharp, Coutts, Fleck and Duff oh
Der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder,
Der der der derder



Sorry

 

[Keen Blade]

The Wilder Song :

If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know AN' YAH REALLY WAN-NER SHOW IT
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands.

 

[Keen Blade]

The Wilder Song :

If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it AN' YAH REALLY WAN-NER SHOW IT
If yer 'APPEH an' yah know it clap yer 'ands.

 

[Robby Blade]

When i'm with you Bladesmen, i go out my head
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
All the things you do to me and everything you said
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
When i'm with you Bladesmen i just fall in love
Cos of Moore, Wright, Sharp, Coutts, Fleck and Duff oh
Der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder,
Der der der derder



Sorry

You can have a like for apologizing.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm in John Street toneyt Still looking forward to hearing the songs!

Altogether now:

Oh what a night
Getting promotion on a W*ndy night
You're going down cos you're fucking shite
Come on Bladesmen what a night

 

[Sothall_Blade]

To the tune of David Watts by The Kinks/The Jam:-

"Bet you wish you could score like Billy Sharp
Wish you could score like Billly Sharp

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

He’s the top scorer in the League
He is the captain of our team

Bet you wish you could score like Billy Sharp (Wish you could be like)
Wish you could score like Billly Sharp (Wish you could be like)

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Whatever happened to "Sheff United Halleleujah, Halleleujah!, Sheff United Halleleujah, Halleleujah! " ?

 

[blackydog]

When i'm with you Bladesmen, i go out my head
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
All the things you do to me and everything you said
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
Coutts and Fleck and Duff
When i'm with you Bladesmen i just fall in love
Cos of Moore, Wright, Sharp, Coutts, Fleck and Duff oh
Der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder, der der der der der derder,
Der der der derder



Sorry

The grunters use this tune for Hooper.

 

[IOM Blade]

The grunters use this tune for Hooper.

 

[blackydog]

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I have a few grunter mates at work who sing this in banter, can you imagine if i had a senior moment on the kop. I'm not getting any younger you know.