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If we are going to nick a jaunty tune from a musical,i say consider the classic from Calamity Jane,
Ladies and Gentlespoons....the Deadwood Stage

 

50 yrs a Blade and you don't know that SEAMS are for stockings?

I lost interest at that point.

It seems I have a very short attention span ;)
 
Maidenhead said:
50 yrs a Blade and you don't know that SEAMS are for stockings?

I lost interest at that point.

It seems I have a very short attention span ;)
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Thank fuck for that. I thought I was going to get all the way to post 38 before someone pulled up the new poster mis-spelling his very first word on the forum.

Detention for Bowman!
 
Tunstall Fred said:
If we are going to nick a jaunty tune from a musical,i say consider the classic from Calamity Jane,
Ladies and Gentlespoons....the Deadwood Stage

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If the smells eminating from the kop at 10 past 3 are owt to go by I think 'Just Blew in from the Windy City' is more appropriate
 
Chief_Froley said:
We could go a step further and enact all of Les Mis over the whole 90 mins!

I dreamed a dream of blades gone by
When we were high
And life worth living
I dreamed that we would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
No signings made and used and wasted
There was no desso to be paid
No song unsung, no beer untasted
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But the Tigers come at night
When we finally get promoted.
They won't tear our hopes apart,
Coz we'll stuff them at the La-a-ane
 
Welcome to the forum, what a brave chap you are in your first post. I take my hat off to you, you could have just made a simple, non controversial post ( to be fair, sometimes on here people can find controversy in almost anything), but no, you've gone for it. Top man.
 
24601 ?
predicted average gate in the Championship or the number of additional seats which BTL will build (it)............(so) they will come ?
 

pommpey said:
"It's from Les Miserables ... "
"Who?"
"Lez Miser-ay-bles."
"Is he French? Used to play for Marseilles? QPR? No, that was Les Ferdinand, wonnit?"
"Neyaw. It's a film. A musical."
"Oh aye? Like Grease?"
"Aye, but in France. Only years back. Anne Hathaway were in it?"
"Shakespeare's missus?"
"Neyaw. Actress. Dead fit looking, but needs a few pies."
"Did she sing it? Were it in t'charts? Did Hallam play it? Is it on Youtube?"
"Don't know. Here. Here's t'lyrics ... "
"It's in English. I thought it were in French?"
"Do you hear the Shoreham Boys ... "
" ... but we're on t'John Street."
" ... aye, but ... "
"When the passion on the pitch
Echo's the passion on the kop ... "
"He's got that wrong."
"What?"
"'Echo's. It should be 'echoes'"
"Duffy, Coutts and Lafferty,
Chris Basham keeps it tight ... "
"Basham's not playing today. Groin strain. Is this meant to be to the tune of 'Barrel of Money'?"
"Our team will never stop
Together we'll fight every game to go right to the top!"
*checks mobile*
"We're already at the top by seven points. When did he write this?"

*pause*

"YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKIN' 'EADS KICKED IN!"

pommpey
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I would just like to place on record my recognition of the brilliance this post oozes.
 
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Good effort but its not Carling good , Welcome to the madhouse
 
dingledog said:
Welcome to the forum, what a brave chap you are in your first post. I take my hat off to you, you could have just made a simple, non controversial post ( to be fair, sometimes on here people can find controversy in almost anything), but no, you've gone for it. Top man.
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I think Bowman Blade is going to fit in very well, first post? properly off centre, no messing about. Welcome on board the Crazy Train
 
Bowman Blade said:
Well that'll teach me to go all guns blazing with my first post... battered and bruised its off to the pub to sink a few vessels and try and forget this ever happened !,
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Don’t be too downhearted mate, yours was a bold first post and anyone who tries to give us a new song is to be applauded, we desperately need one, chippy butty is now too slow and ancient and not how we sang it a couple of decades ago (more upbeat with a faster tempo - see Walthy’s recent Sufc vs Swansea video). Think we need a few new songs with something better and more current but your offering might be a bit too complicated and something simpler might catch on better. Wish i knew what it is.

For a newcomer, this forum is a bit like stepping into a pen full of hungry lions, you’ll get mauled a bit at first and be called a pig for anything negative but they’ll back off after a while and there are always a number in the wings who are watching and appreciative of people like yourself trying to be positive.
 
I think classic football chants are often rated higher on their brevity

sheffield united sheffield united sheffield united sheffield united ,,,,

it rhymes , and the lyrics are easy to follow

hull city have the classic , Tiger tigers ra ra ra
that introduces another word , but its short , only 2 letters ra , repeated for effect
easy to pick up after an hour or two

goo on blades
same principle , incorporates the team in question , but introduces some motivation aspects
does it all, a genius piece of lyricism
 
Can't see the knobs who chuck beer and vandalise concourses at away games belting that out.
If you can do a quick re-write to include "shagging women and drinking beer" then maybe.
 
Reminds me a bit of the time in the mid70's when somebody at the club wrote a song with the words in the programme and thought they'd get the kop singing to the tune to land of hope and glory.....

We've got Hope and Currie
Woodward on the wing
Dearden in the centre and
Hockey is the King

It had two verses but thankfully I can't remember.


Pleased to meet you Mr Bowman.
 
CarlMcBlade said:
Can't see the knobs who chuck beer and vandalise concourses at away games belting that out.
If you can do a quick re-write to include "shagging women and drinking beer" then maybe.
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or "swinging a pig" which is probably my favourite as we usually sing it when we're doing well in a game
 
Northyorksblade said:
I am quite happy with my sexuality :)
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Ha! :) So am I ta, and in a similar vein to you I like Pet Shop Boys tunes, quinoa and foreign cinema. I even quite enjoyed ballet.

But people telling trite stories through the medium of bland generic songs? Torture. :)
 

JohnDenver said:
Ha! :) So am I ta, and in a similar vein to you I like Pet Shop Boys tunes, quinoa and foreign cinema. I even quite enjoyed ballet.

But people telling trite stories through the medium of bland generic songs? Torture. :)
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Bah humbug. Fucking keenwa, talking about bland crap.
 
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