Suggest A Shit Song feat. Blades Past & Present

[TJB.]

Cheers for the idea, Ricky

Lob 'em all in here, lads. You've shown you've got the ideas!!

 

[TJB.]

Won't you come on over,
Stop making a fool outta me
Why don't you score a screamer, Laffertyyyyy

 

[I should coco]

'Here comes the Sun' (Jihai)

 

[I should coco]

Wonderful Jimmy Hagan.....

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Hello, hurray, what a nice day for the Ebanks Landell, Ebanks Landell
Hello, hurray, I hope Jake Wright plays with the Ebanks Landell, Ebanks Landell

 

[TJB.]

Hello, hurray, what a nice day for the Ebanks Landell, Ebanks Landell
Hello, hurray, I hope Jake Wright plays with the Ebanks Landell, Ebanks Landell

That's fucking great! Good work

 

[Chief_Froley]

When he plays we don't lose
When he plays we don't loooooooose
His name is Jake Wright
And when he plays we don't lose

 

[Blade for Sale]

Across the Universe - An ode to Simmonsen's penalty by the Beatles

 

[TJB.]

Mmmbop
Lanky cunt
James Hanson
We love you!
Mmmbop
Lanky cunt
We do
Yeahh Yeahh

 

[TJB.]

Across the Universe - An ode to Simmonsen's penalty by the Beatles

 

[I should coco]

When he plays we don't loooooooose

I think you might need a few more 'oo's in there.

 

[Chief_Froley]

I put this one on ages ago but I thought it deserved a special mention as an extra special shit chant

John Fleck
wherever you may be
Your hairs a deep shade of burgundy
You're always gonna run
You're always gonna score
So why Cov don't rate you we're not quite sure

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm a splay footed twat - Bob Dylan

Bob's timeless ode to the enigma that is Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

[I should coco]

John Fleck
wherever you may be
Your hairs a deep shade of burgundy
You're always gonna run
You're always gonna score
So why Cov don't rate you we're not quite sure

Some promise but have you got pictures of Fleck in the 'Women's hair' aisle at Tesco, selecting a light purple shade?

 

[Chief_Froley]

Some promise but have you got pictures of Fleck in the 'Women's hair' aisle at Tesco, selecting a light purple shade?

It's because he's worth it.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Ndlovu - for the runs out wide
Ndlovu - your gloves are red and white
Ndlovu - keeps the game alive
We will survive
Ndlovu - for the tricky feet
Ndlovu - for the goal against leeds
Ndlovu - Oh I do believe
Ndlovu is all we need

 

[Blade for Sale]

Hit me baby one more time - Marlon King

 

[Chief_Froley]

Paul Peschisolido's on fire
Your defence is terrified!
Paul Peschisolido's on fire...

 

[raimond]

"What if Doug was one of us?"

 

[raimond]

"Gimme Shelton"

 

[Blade for Sale]

Even Flo - Pearl Jam

 

[Blade for Sale]

Veart Shaped Box - Nirvana

 

[LurkerBlade]

Super Massive Ifill (Blackhole) - MUSE

 

[Tyler Durden]

Heeads it wide
Blasts it Hiiiiigh
Taaaake Hammond
And fuck off to Never Never land.

Enter Sammon - Metallica

 

[Chief_Froley]

Hit me baby one more time - Marlon King

Mar-lon king,
When a girl says no molest her!

 

[TJB.]

You're getting sweet fuck all from the Coutts
You'll never be slick as the Coutts
He's got the football stuck to his feet
You ain't fit to lace his boots

 

[Blade for Sale]

Rehab - Amy Winehouse feat. Jose Baxter

 

[Chief_Froley]

Like A Rolling Done.

Once upon a time you played so fine
Finishing sublime in your prime, didn't you?

 

[dazzlingblade]

it dont matter if your kingsley black or david white

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Come'On feel the noise
We're the Shoreham Boys,
We've got Wild, Wilder
We've got Wild, Wilder...