Squad harmony

[Tyler Durden]

I'll be correcting you....

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Madine and Sharp to score and 2-1 will be my bet, I've not tried it this season but I'm hoping I can use a VPN to bet!

To be fair Desser, you've only had the two away games where you could have placed that bet so far

 

[1danewhitehouse]

It's nailed on that Madine willl get dogs abuse
Then end up scoring against us.

Big decision for Wilder.
Does he bring EEL back because at set pieces EEL can negate Madines aerial threat?
It's on the floor where EEL struggles but that's not relevant to Bolton.

I’d say Wheater and Beevers coming up for set pieces is more worrying that the delinquent pig.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

The Ebola Virus
Nazi's
Having your wedding tackle clamped in a vice
Finding out someone has eaten the last After Eight

All worse than being cuddled/embraced by a bloke, as a straight bloke. In fact some of my most enjoyable times in BDTBL have been when I've been unexpectedly embraced by a strange bloke.

Agree. The wildest celebrations at the lane have usually resulted in 20 odd thousand blades (mostly heterosexual blokes) hugging each other and jumping around like lunatics. Certainly not one of the worst things I can think of. I’ll add some more to your list:-



Stubbing your toe

Standing on lego when you don’t have shoes on.

Banging your funny bone

Seeing United lose.

Seeing the pigs win.

Needing a shit and not being near a toilet

Having a hangover

Getting cramp in your foot

Having a cold

Having to get up for work when you’ve not had enough sleep

Getting shampoo up your nose

Being stuck in traffic

trying to spread hard butter on your toast

breaking the yolk when frying an egg.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

The Hoofers will be incandescent with rage at some of the views here. They can't wait for a bad run so they can bleat bollocks about proper football not working...

Who are these mystical incandescent hoofers that want us to lose?

 

[I should coco]

Who are these mystical incandescent hoofers that want us to lose?

You know well!

There are loads of them, the S2 hoofers, the Hoofwaffe, the Monty and Done mafia. Of course they won't be coming out today, as straw easily blows away in the wind....

 

[Pinchy]

You know well!

There are loads of them, the S2 hoofers, the Hoofwaffe, the Monty and Done mafia. Of course they won't be coming out today, as straw easily blows away in the wind....

Well, they won't be coming out until the institution that houses people who favour alehouse football says they can be released....

 

[I should coco]

Well, they won't be coming out until the institution that houses people who favour alehouse football says they can be released....

Make your mind up Pinchy old bean! You are always telling us that BDTBL is full of them.

You wouldn't be making any of these people up, would you?

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Madine and Sharp to score and 2-1 will be my bet, I've not tried it this season but I'm hoping I can use a VPN to bet!

Any idea what price is available for either Sharp or Madine to be sent off? I cannot see it being 11v11 at full-time.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Any idea what price is available for either Sharp or Madine to be sent off? I cannot see it being 11v11 at full-time.

It's one of our players being stretchered off that concerns me .

UTB

 

[The Crab]

Group Hug.

Come on. everyone gather 'round.

X

Don't put your hand there, not before you've bought me a drink anyway

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

If the youth of today have taught me anything, at least three of those in the photograph need to post this to Instagram with the hashtag #squadgoals

 

[Houston_Blade]

Any idea what price is available for either Sharp or Madine to be sent off? I cannot see it being 11v11 at full-time.

I had a look last night and just ended up doing 2-1 Blades at 17-2 with a 5 quid free bet I must have had for months. I couldn't be arsed to work out scorers with results, the VPN was playing up as well.

 

[Large Mendonca]

 

[Maidenhead]

I had a look last night and just ended up doing 2-1 Blades at 17-2 with a 5 quid free bet I must have had for months. I couldn't be arsed to work out scorers with results, the VPN was playing up as well.

What's VPN?

My education never got past VPL.

 

[The Crab]

What's VPN?

My education never got past VPL.

Virtual Private Network?

 

[Grappler]

Agree. The wildest celebrations at the lane have usually resulted in 20 odd thousand blades (mostly heterosexual blokes) hugging each other and jumping around like lunatics. Certainly not one of the worst things I can think of. I’ll add some more to your list:-



Stubbing your toe

Standing on lego when you don’t have shoes on.

Banging your funny bone

Seeing United lose.

Seeing the pigs win.

Needing a shit and not being near a toilet

Having a hangover

Getting cramp in your foot

Having a cold

Having to get up for work when you’ve not had enough sleep

Getting shampoo up your nose

Being stuck in traffic

trying to spread hard butter on your toast

breaking the yolk when frying an egg.

"...breaking the yolk when frying an egg..."

You had to go and mention breaking a yolk, didn't you!, that's my day fuckin ruined now

 

[Grappler]

By the way, the two young lads, bottom left, bursting out of the dug out to celebrate, proper team/gang mentality!!

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I'm not sure if this picture has been posted anywhere over the past 24 hours so apologies if so.

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This picture was taken when we equalised to make it 1-1 on Saturday. Even though Chris Wilder looks like he is pretending to ride a horse, the passion on show makes me feel very proud of this football club at this time. I was as disappointed as any after the full time whistle but this seems to have filled me with so much belief.

Even misfits that seem to attract negative opinions from our fans such as Mcnulty and Long can be seen celebrating as much as they would if they had scored themselves. This seems to be the best team spirit for 10 years or more.

On a seperate note I'd love to be wrapped in a warm loving embrace by the bloke just in front of James Wilson. Those guns look very inviting

I've never liked that bugger in the flat cap.

 

[Maidenhead]

Virtual Private Network?

maybe. I genuinely have no idea.

No fun in virtual, actual far better

 

[Esablade]

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Well, they won't be coming out until the institution that houses people who favour alehouse football says they can be released....

I think we all know that means they don’t exist.


I think the people you’re actually referring to are the ones that are quite knee-jerk and of the mindset that if one approach isn’t working, you must immediately change to the polar opposite. I’m sure that at some point we will wobble again and people will demand that we start hitting Hanson with crosses at every opportunity. But I guarantee that those people don’t want us to lose whilst playing good football just so we can switch to hoof.

 

[Houston_Blade]

What's VPN?

My education never got past VPL.

Virtual Private Network, I can't gamble here so I need my apps to think I'm in the U.K. to be able to bet.

 

[Maidenhead]

Virtual Private Network, I can't gamble here so I need my apps to think I'm in the U.K. to be able to bet.

ola eemai kinezeke