BDTBL ROCKING

[Grappler]

I had a colleague over from India - being within hearing distance of him eating was Guantanamo level torture. Apples were the fucking worse. You could have overdubbed them noises on top of horse porn. And snickers. I mean who the hell 'clacks' on a snickers bar.

Reminds me of a couple of American lads I met, out in Silicon Valley, telling me a story of a visitor from their Chinese subsidiary, who would go out for lunch, and then come back and spend the afternoon burping and farting really loudly in the office. They said he would do all the "lifting one leg up" tricks, to really force out a fart with maximum noise. Apparently it was not considered bad manners in the part of China he was from, a bit like Barnsley.

 

[Grecian2000]

only gangway g or h sings for me.I sit at the top of gangway d and all u hear is half hearted chants or bad vibes (moaning) so at half tym I go there.let's get singing our hearts out give the players belief and good energy and the opp will shit they Sen.... #get the lane rocking again let's start up. the last tym I remember the lane bouncing was our win over charlton in the cup utb

Quality work Bob.
Not many posters can post and it reminds you of the way their namesake played.
This post was the written embodiment of every performance by the great man (except the time he scored a penalty against the Pigs, for which I would add a couple of capital letters and get one of "time" references spelled correctly).
I'm afraid the like button cannot do justice to your work so I salute you instead.

 

[I should coco]

Apparently it was not considered bad manners in the part of China he was from, a bit like Barnsley.

It's not considered bad manners in our house if it's just me the kids and the dogs, but bloody hell is there trouble when Mrs ISC is around....

 

[Grappler]

It's not considered bad manners in our house if it's just me the kids and the dogs, but bloody hell is there trouble when Mrs ISC is around....

To be honest ISC, if that is after a few Sherberts in the Sportsman, I feel sorry for the kids and dogs..........

 

[FlamingLip]

Reminds me of a couple of American lads I met, out in Silicon Valley, telling me a story of a visitor from their Chinese subsidiary, who would go out for lunch, and then come back and spend the afternoon burping and farting really loudly in the office. They said he would do all the "lifting one leg up" tricks, to really force out a fart with maximum noise. Apparently it was not considered bad manners in the part of China he was from, a bit like Barnsley.

Practically a mating ritual if "frum ' tarn".

 

[I should coco]

To be honest ISC, if that is after a few Sherberts in the Sportsman, I feel sorry for the kids and dogs..........

With the dogs, it's a case of getting your retaliation in first.

The kids just roll their eyes and give me that knowing pitiful look. It won't be long before I'm dribbling my tea down my front and telling them ''I remember when it were all fields round 'ere".

 

[The Crab]

Practically a mating ritual if "frum ' tarn".

It'd make an interesting episode of Spy In The Wild thats for sure