The new EEL song

[seanbeenstattoo]

Still prefer The Gap Bands EEL will fuck you up, a said EEL will fuck you up.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

6.5/10

That's a time-signature worthy of Cardiacs and King Crimson.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Don't agree. Anything to change the tired old playlist is welcome!

Oh, and George Michael was, and continues to be, a class act. Listen to his live album with the L.S.O.

L.S.O???

Is that the Landell Sheffield Orchestra?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

L.S.O???

Is that the Landell Sheffield Orchestra?

I dunno but I'll be sticking to the new Gong and Sea Nymphs albums I think. And the Steve Hillage box-set.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Nobody seems to have mentioned that this isn't an original song and someone has seen Celtic fans on twitter singing it about Brendan Rogers.

 

[beatific blade]

We need to stop the cap-doffing, forelock-tugging, Pig-conditioned mentality and sing and shout whatever the fuck we like...original or not.

HIS NAME IS NICK
MONTGOMERY

 

[DifferentClass]

I hope we do get to sign him. Then we can sing something like this in the new year (tune of Status Quo's The Wanderer):

He came from the Wanderers
Now he’s one of us
His name is Ethan Ethan Ethan
Ebanks Lan-dell

Status Quo? It's Dion!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Status Quo? It's Dion!

You're right! I didn't realise Status Quo's song was a cover!

 

[alcoblade]

Don't agree. Anything to change the tired old playlist is welcome!

Oh, and George Michael was, and continues to be, a class act. Listen to his live album with the L.S.O.

He was good 20 years ago. Now it's tired old lift music.

If he was performing on my front lawn, I'd close the curtains.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

If I may edit the lyrics slightly:

Last Christmas
We gave Brayford our heart
But the very next day
He gave it away
This year
We've got a new beard
In Ethan Ebanks-Landell

I think you are syllabically challenged - otherwise good effort!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

He was good 20 years ago. Now it's tired old lift music.

If he was performing on my front lawn, I'd close the curtains.

Front lawn and curtains eh? You must live in a posh area?

Had my front lawn concreted years ago so I can wash the Cortina on Sundays. As for curtains...nah! Waste of money. Get some nets up and use cardboard to stop folks nebbing.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He was good 20 years ago. Now it's tired old lift music.

If he was performing on my front lawn, I'd close the curtains.

Unless they are soundproof you'd still hear him?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Front lawn and curtains eh? You must live in a posh area?

Had my front lawn concreted years ago so I can wash the Cortina on Sundays. As for curtains...nah! Waste of money. Get some nets up and use cardboard to stop folks nebbing.

Do you have room for an old settee and a mattress?

 

[alcoblade]

Front lawn and curtains eh? You must live in a posh area?

Had my front lawn concreted years ago so I can wash the Cortina on Sundays. As for curtains...nah! Waste of money. Get some nets up and use cardboard to stop folks nebbing.

You wash your car? Now that's posh!

Never wash the car. It's the only good thing about rain.

UTB

 

[alcoblade]

Unless they are soundproof you'd still hear him?

Fuck me, just think of it. Torture.

 

[Chief_Froley]

I think you are syllabically challenged - otherwise good effort!

As Noel Gallagher once said: "I'm average at fucking best"

 

[COME BACK CHED]

I hate that coming for you shite , i dont want to hear that name ever sung at our club unless , it is singing feffed it up agen

 

[Pinchy]

He was good 20 years ago. Now it's tired old lift music.

If he was performing on my front lawn, I'd close the curtains.

Well that's your privilege, of course, mate. As you may know, I would do the same if the England "football team" were playing on mine. In fact I'd tell the useless twats to fucking get off my land and turn a high powered fireman's hose on them.

 

[BushBlade]

I think you are syllabically challenged - otherwise good effort!

Although it works if you sing it in your head. You just put the 'we' where the pause between Christmas and I is.

 

[alcoblade]

Well that's your privilege, of course, mate. As you may know, I would do the same if the England "football team" were playing on mine. In fact I'd tell the useless twats to fucking get off my land and turn a high powered fireman's hose on them.

They are almost as bad. However, England at least still offer the chance for a piss up in the pub.

 

[Pinchy]

They are almost as bad. However, England at least still offer the chance for a piss up in the pub.

George offers activities in the piss-up!!!

 

[alcoblade]

George offers activities in the piss-up!!!

One things for sure, I won't be baring my arse on George Michael's steps!

 

[GB10]

Help required please !!
On the train back from charlton into that London Town a group of blades fans were singing a song about EEL ( the tune of my old mans a dustman... I think ) that made us all smile but none of the group I was with can remember the second line ...

Can someone please fill in for us it's doing my head In

Oh Ethan ebanks landell ..
He .........( missing line)
And if you throw a brick at him he"lol head the fucker back
He"ll head it to the left
He"ll head it to the right
And when we get promotion , we"ll sing this song all night.... ooooooohhhhhhhh

And repeat for 20 minutes

Definitely not quite as funny now as it was at the time after a 7.30 am start on the sauce but would still love to hear that again

Thanks

 

[tyke1889]

Oh Ethan ebanks landell ..
He .........( missing line)

......'s got a 10" cock?

 

[moDtheGod]

I'm a little nervous, given the last word of the third line is "back". Does it have to rhyme?

 

[Irelands number one]

Help required please !!
On the train back from charlton into that London Town a group of blades fans were singing a song about EEL ( the tune of my old mans a dustman... I think ) that made us all smile but none of the group I was with can remember the second line ...

Can someone please fill in for us it's doing my head In

Oh Ethan ebanks landell ..
He .........( missing line)
And if you throw a brick at him he"lol head the fucker back
He"ll head it to the left
He"ll head it to the right
And when we get promotion , we"ll sing this song all night.... ooooooohhhhhhhh

And repeat for 20 minutes

Definitely not quite as funny now as it was at the time after a 7.30 am start on the sauce but would still love to hear that again

Thanks

"Oh Ebanks-Landells magic
He wears a magic hat....

My lad was stood on his chair dancing to this saturday afternoon!

 

[BLADES1988]

More song suggestions:

Moore, Moore, Moore
Billy the Pink
Johnny B. Fleck
Hallelujah Freeman!
(And they called it) Duffy Love
Born to be Wilder
Landell in the Wind
Bash it up
O'Connell, where's yer troosers?

.....or anything by Coutts & the Maytals

O'Connell, where's yer troosers? YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this needs to happen

 

[Hartley Hare]

I couldn't quite work out the song about Coutts.

Somehow I thought it should have something to do with the Queens bank, but it didn't sound like it?

HH

 

[BushBlade]

I couldn't quite work out the song about Coutts.

Somehow I thought it should have something to do with the Queens bank, but it didn't sound like it?

HH

I think it went something like

Coutts, sounds posh.
But he's just a subsidiary of RBS.

That's what I heard anyway.

 

[Angef1Blade]

Help required please !!
On the train back from charlton into that London Town a group of blades fans were singing a song about EEL ( the tune of my old mans a dustman... I think ) that made us all smile but none of the group I was with can remember the second line ...

Can someone please fill in for us it's doing my head In

Oh Ethan ebanks landell ..
He .........( missing line)
And if you throw a brick at him he"lol head the fucker back
He"ll head it to the left
He"ll head it to the right
And when we get promotion , we"ll sing this song all night.... ooooooohhhhhhhh

And repeat for 20 minutes

Definitely not quite as funny now as it was at the time after a 7.30 am start on the sauce but would still love to hear that again

Thanks

Think this has been posted elsewhere but for those that missed it ..........