Caption competition

[JJ Sefton]

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

"I'm sorry Mrs Maradona, you had your chance & you blew it"

 

[itsinyerblood]

"Cut the crap you spineless weasel, get me that cunt Walthy - Now!"

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

"Terry,sort me out some more of those dodgy fags,I'm on my last 20".

 

[sitwell]

Shit all over your shoe ? what do you mean ?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Haslam pretends to make phone call for local newspaper photographer.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Another transfer window and there's nowt in the "In" tray

 

[gavtheblade]

"Fax machine??,what the Fuck is a fax machine.The future my arse".

 

[blade too long]

Ive got the finance deal for Chris Guthrie here , and I was wondering if we could claim any PPI

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Sorry, how does it go again? Ibbedy bibbedy boo or bibbedy bobbeby boo?

 

[blade too long]

I notice the IN tray for letters of praise behind him is conspicuously empty

 

[Jan Age]

'Yep that's all agreed can you just fax that through to us'

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Hello police? Somebody's stole all the work from my in tray

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Have you had an accident in the last 12 months?

 

[SteveBlade]

'I'm not really on the phone I'm posing for a photo'

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Let me tickle ya...25 grand in yer hand!

 

[zablade]

"Hello, Is that the (insert racist but much used in the 1970's word) Leather Shop in Castle Market?.. it's about this crappy jacket my wife got me for Christmas"

 

[spongebobblade]

"Yes yes I know we are in the financial shit and need to get out of this league Mr Chairman but I've got the perfect solution and your gunna love it........ in 2 words..... Martin Peters"

 

[sitwell]

"Hello, Is that the (insert racist but much used in the 1970's word) Leather Shop in Castle Market?.. it's about this crappy jacket my wife got me for Christmas"

Thoresby market (rip) mate

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Hello ? Yes I am Brian the Blade , how does this praise and grumble thing work then ? Put me through to this Bob Jackson fella and I will annoy people for years to come .....

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Thoresby market (rip) mate

Thoresby market! That brings back memories. Me and my Bruv used to sell anoraks on there, years ago. I don't suppose Sitwell ...?

You weren't the guy that tried to get a refund because your bobbles fell off within a week of chewing them?

 

[Silverware]

Let me hold you ....

 

[Silent Blade]

"What has Bobby Campbell done this time?"

 

[Sean Thornton]

I will look for you, I will find you.......

 

[Grappler]

"...Seriously? you need some strippers for a stag party at a pub down Attercliffe?........alright, let me see what I can do....."

 

[BushBlade]

'Yeah that's right, ten large on the Blades to go down'.

 

[BushBlade]

'Marty it's me. I'm alive but I'm trapped in 1978'

 

[Sean Thornton]

'Marty it's me. I'm alive but I'm trapped in 1978'

One like isn't enough BB !

 

[blade too long]

'Yeah that's right, ten large on the Blades to go down'.

and Dons got any penaltys covered

 

[Dalelane01]

Who sent this letter#@###!
WHAT do you mean .NO smoking when did that rule come in