Caption competition

[Rodley]

Let me hold you ....

That one killled me

 

[northsomersetblade]

Don Givens is available? Offer him whatever he wants, we need him here

 

[Blade58]

"Hello Ladbrokes. £100 on Blades to lose this weekend"

 

[South Bucks]

Hey Danny, I've just thought of this great song the fans can sing at the lane it goes

"Arry Aslam, Danny Bergara, bigoly bigoly boo
put em together and what have you got
promotion from division two"

Do you think it will catch on Danny........."

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We aint got a barrel of money
But we got Couttsy and Billy
And with Ethan Landell
Promotion is soon
United

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hey Danny, I've just thought of this great song the fans can sing at the lane it goes

"Arry Aslam, Danny Bergara, bigoly bigoly boo
put em together and what have you got
promotion from division two"

Do you think it will catch on Danny........."

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We aint got a barrel of money
But we got Couttsy and Billy
And with Ethan Landell
Promotion is soon
United

Louis Walsh might like it.........

 

[Paulus]

So I'm out the door and you're going to give Peters my seat? Hahahahaha.

 

[Kenilworth]

I'm not fucking "Happy"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

United's ill-fated "Two-Phone System" proved disastrous on transfer deadline day...

 

[Blade56]

Do I want to buy what, a fax machine? Never heard of one, what could it do for sufc? Help us wriggle out of buying players to invest in the team you say.........I'm listening!

 

[GrayBlade]

Yeah yeah yeah, the media USED to call me 'Happy Harry', but you try being fecking happy with Dick Wragg as your boss.

I'm just here at a bad time, we've reached a low ebb. Future owners and Chairmen at United will have learned from Wraggy's mistakes and they will take this club to a whole new level of success. We can't keep on selling our best players....the penny will drop eventually.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Hello, is it me your looking for.......?

I 've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide

'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow

Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?

Tell me how to win your heart
For I…

HH (AKA Lionel Richie)

 

[torridon]

Hi this is the voicemail of Pedro Verde, i am sorry i can't answer the phone right now I'm feeding the goats, pleae leave a message after the tone and i will try to get back to you....beeeeeeep.
Hello Pedro it's Harry Haslam at Luton Tow... oh err sorry i mean Sheffield United, do you want to come and join your Argentinian compatriot Alejandro? You'll become part of the Sheffield United revival that i have planned and we're going to rip this league a new one, but the best bit is I've only bloody managed to get Martin fucking Peters to join us too, so i reckon it's win win my friend.
By the way i was told that your nephew Juan Veron is a promising prospect, but Naaah sorry, I've seen him and I'm sorry to say I don't think he'll amount to much. Let me know what you think because there's some other youngster called Maradona who's supposed to be quite good and I've been told to have a look at but I'd still rather have you Pedro, all the best, Happy Harry.

 

[BigBed]

"yes Mr McCabe, we should be able to sort that ridiculous contract out for another wank player, don't worry, that will be £50k please."

 

[BLADES1988]

Ello, I'll have ten geese and a facking fax machine you slaaag.

 

[Billyblade]

PPI you say? Oh do go on

 

[coaxingstar71]

Yes, I've picked a team that I think will win on Saturday................. it's Liverpool.

 

[blade.i.am]

Yeah we got a reliable penalty taker. John Matthews, won't bottle it even if the game depends on it.

 

[DifferentClass]

"I'll have some shredded chilli beef, some egg fried rice and some prawn crack... ey up cameraman, yes I'm busy trying to get this Argie kid. Diego Maradona. Never heard of him either."

 

[Kenilworth]

Yes, Big Boy.
What do you want me to do for you
today?
What am I wearing?
Well, I'm in leather and I've got a fag with me .........

 

[JJ Sefton]

"Can I call you back? Regan and Carter just walked in"

 

[Bladebri]

"This here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom."

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Is he finalizing Don givens contract by saying he can take penalties

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Martin, this is your dad here, that Walthy twat's taking the piss again