Ricky
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- #331
Come on then, let's have a scenario where these potential 'cons' come to the fore and affect us negatively...
I'll try...
Peterborough away. 2-0 up, Ched brace. Pissed up Blade chavs chant 'she takes it up the shitter and she's a fuckin whore'. Minor handbags ensue in the away end for 20 seconds. Blade calls Radio Sheffield after game and briefly mentions it. Somebody posts about it on Twitter. 'The feminists' catch wind of it and a petition demanding that Sheffield United are 'banned from football' gets 18,709 signatures. We're named as 'villain of the week' in 'Silly Little Feminist' magazine. Alfreton14Blade posts a thread on S24SU saying that he's "utterly ashamed of my football club and can no longer associate myself with it". Lendegoey 'likes' the post. After being alerted to the thread, John Fleck and Paul Coutts are clearly heartbroken and seek therapy. They decide to tear up their contracts and retire. EEL requests a return to Wolves, and Twitter bans Ched for 10 matches. We're left with no option but to surrender 2nd spot to Bolton before dropping out of the top 6 altogether.
I'll try...
Peterborough away. 2-0 up, Ched brace. Pissed up Blade chavs chant 'she takes it up the shitter and she's a fuckin whore'. Minor handbags ensue in the away end for 20 seconds. Blade calls Radio Sheffield after game and briefly mentions it. Somebody posts about it on Twitter. 'The feminists' catch wind of it and a petition demanding that Sheffield United are 'banned from football' gets 18,709 signatures. We're named as 'villain of the week' in 'Silly Little Feminist' magazine. Alfreton14Blade posts a thread on S24SU saying that he's "utterly ashamed of my football club and can no longer associate myself with it". Lendegoey 'likes' the post. After being alerted to the thread, John Fleck and Paul Coutts are clearly heartbroken and seek therapy. They decide to tear up their contracts and retire. EEL requests a return to Wolves, and Twitter bans Ched for 10 matches. We're left with no option but to surrender 2nd spot to Bolton before dropping out of the top 6 altogether.