Cliches I fucking despise

[vorpal blade]

a fig leaf

 

[Newbury Blade]

We've set out our stall early doors, we've parked the bus, we're well organised, we've come here for a result.

 

[Dalelane01]

After game. the players have put a full shift in

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

"Were well aware"....................then do f/all about it.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

"this group" - you mean, the squad

"in this moment" - you mean now, learn English please

Client: At this moment in time

Me: Which moment is that then?

Client: This moment in time

Me: Oh not the previous moment in time then?

Client: No, this moment in time

Me: So that's three moments in time now then

I didn't get the order but, (unheard of for me, but he had been arsy with me) I enjoyed winding him up

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

After game. the players have put a full shift in

... and left it all on the pitch ...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Client: At this moment in time

Me: Which moment is that then?

Client: This moment in time

Me: Oh not the previous moment in time then?

Client: No, this moment in time

Me: So that's three moments in time now then

I didn't get the order but, (unheard of for me, but he had been arsy with me) I enjoyed winding him up

"I'll ring you back" - no, you fucking won't, you lying bastard

 

[Billyblade]

Client: At this moment in time

Me: Which moment is that then?

Client: This moment in time

Me: Oh not the previous moment in time then?

Client: No, this moment in time

Me: So that's three moments in time now then

I didn't get the order but, (unheard of for me, but he had been arsy with me) I enjoyed winding him up

Precisely why I'll never make a salesman.

My company keep trying to push me down that route because they say I'd be brilliant at it. Unfortunately, I know better in the fact that I wouldn't be able to keep a diplomatic gob on it!!

 

[torridon]

It's hard, but we'll look at it, pick ourselves up and go again next Tuesday/Saturday. Heard most Saturdays around half five last season.

 

[Blade_In_Sydney]

"We'll be hoping for a result".

Like it or not, win, lose or draw - you'll get a result.

 

[Sean Thornton]

it already has in favour of 'bants' - FACT

Bantz

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Precisely why I'll never make a salesman.

My company keep trying to push me down that route because they say I'd be brilliant at it. Unfortunately, I know better in the fact that I wouldn't be able to keep a diplomatic gob on it!!

I had a successful sales career, both external and internal sales.

My maxim was "You have two ears and 1 mouth, use accordingly!"

Normally I could deal with the odd arsy person but this guy was just so patronising I'd had enough.

Sales is a great life, give it a try

 

[8lade]

'Saved by the woodwork'. It didn't move ffs!

Yeah nobody ever says defeated by the woodwork!
'If the post had just kept the ball out, we'd have won. As it was it flicked the ball over the line!'

 

[Bartyblade]

"The cross was delivered with pin-point accuracy"
- the forward had run 20 yards and evaded a rugby scrum to get his head on it.

 

[blade too long]

hes lost the dressing room,,,, needs a sat nav
wed got that game won till they scored ,,, well dah
keeping their shape ,,,all on a diet
I brought him on to freshen us up ,,,I panicked
His experience helps him be in the right place,,,, as his legs have gone
he was right on the line ,,,Baxters snorting again
rostrons in the zone ,,,,no idea

 

[8lade]

"second season syndrome".

I wasn't aware that newly promoted teams if they had the temerity to stay up had some mythical points deduction which made the second season eminently harder than the first.

I think if United had managed to stay in the Prem, we may have found the never been used before or since 3S points deduction you talk of.

 

[Sean Thornton]

A fans one "it makes my piss boil"

No. It doesn't.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

When pundits talk about "Game management".

Eugh.

 

[JOEYDEE]

The fax machines' broke ......

 

[blade too long]

he still had a lot in his locker ..... hes been pinching the towels
he is deceptively good,,,,,,,,,, he keeps bunging me 200 quid out of his wages to play
Burridge is a very brave keeper ,,, hes fucking mental
attackers dont like coming up against him ,,,,,, hes got psoriasis

 

[TonyAgana]

Seth's favourite "...in the ascendancy."

 

[Bayingblade]

"I know it's an old cliché but......"

"I'm as sick as a parrot"

"It'll be a cracker" (usually followed by a dour nil nil).

"We'll just have to work harder" (Why didn't you work hard in the first place?)

"United together"

 

[Billyblade]

I had a successful sales career, both external and internal sales.

My maxim was "You have two ears and 1 mouth, use accordingly!"

Normally I could deal with the odd arsy person but this guy was just so patronising I'd had enough.

Sales is a great life, give it a try

I think I'd be tempted but I have a fairly cushy number now. I do a bit of sales indirectly through carrying out trade days demonstrating our products to end users but conversing with people at this level affords me the opportunities to be a bit looser with the lip.

Perfect example, I turned up for a trade day (that had been organised in advance) once in Eastbourne and when I introduced myself and the company I represented the branch manager said "And?"
Quick as a flash I replied "Are you fucking kidding me?" As a salesman that would have been a disastrous reply

 

[TJB.]

''It's game on now!"

So what the fuck was I watching for 65 minutes before the equaliser? Dick.

 

[elgoog44]

"It really is a sad way to end the game" in reference to penalty's - the fact neither team looked like they would score and it is the only way to end it never gets said.

"we might see something a bit special here" - Usually when some over paid prima-donna lines up to take a free kick corner or Penalty, and very rarely do we get anything other than the same old shit he normally does.

"Well, they will be celebrating tonight"

"He's full of energy" - usually said about a Defensive midfielder who's only talent is running.

 

[The Crab]

"I'll ring you back" - no, you fucking won't, you lying bastard

Similar thing at Antiques Fairs. "I'll have a walk round and think about it". No you won't you lying bastard.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

"He's a real character"..............he's Scouse and/or lacking in most basic social skills

 

[vorpal blade]

You weren't watching the same game as me

 

[vorpal blade]

Done him for speed

Skinned him

 

[Silent Blade]

Fans saying "We should sign him!"