Dan Burn & Sam Morsy get in to a taxi

[LurkerBlade]

Cabbie says "Where to lads"........

Just something to try and lighten my very dark mood at the moment

 

[Billyblade]

2 Nuns cycling down a cobbled street.
One of them says to the other "I've never come this way before"

 

[Blade56]

Cabbie says "Where to lads"........

Just something to try and lighten my very dark mood at the moment

It depends, was the taxi in Sheffield going away or traveling to Sheffield cause I'm tellin what if they were sharing the fare would be massive between Wigan and Fulham then on to Sheffield.

 

[Jehovah]

What?

 

[Rodley]

 

[stringjunior]

Two nuns in a bath. "Where's the soap?" asks one. "it does, doesn't it"

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Two fish in a tank...

One says to the other: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

[gazza]

Two parrots sat on a perch . . . .

One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[Shalalalafenoughty]

Doctor (to patient): What seems to the problem?

Patient: Well, doc, it's a bit embarrassing but basically I've got this enlarged, hideous looking, hugely swollen...

Doctor (throwing his hands up): Whoooaaah! Too much inflammation...

 

[Blade56]

Two bishops in a bed,
Which one wears a nighty?



Mrs Bishop

 

[TonyAgana]

Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?".

 

[INTERUNITED]

I remember when we were kids and all we had to play with were 2 old tyres...

They were Goodyears.

 

[The Crab]

Guy goes into a Doctors with a steering wheel in his pants,

Doc says "what's that doing in there?"

Guy says "Dunno but it's driving me nuts"

 

[Jermyn]

3 nuns walking down the road, a flasher appears and exposes himself, 2 nuns faint the other has a stroke

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[wardonia_blade]

2 Nuns cycling down a cobbled street.
One of them says to the other "I've never come this way before"

Mother Superior to the Nuns
"Ten O'clock Girls, Candles Out"

 

[LurkerBlade]

Well you've all cheered me up

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

It depends, was the taxi in Sheffield going away or traveling to Sheffield cause I'm tellin what if they were sharing the fare would be massive between Wigan and Fulham then on to Sheffield.

But the Taxi never gets to Sheffield, 56!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn't much use. Just for a laugh I wrote 'The Beatles' or 'Steven Gerrard' for every answer... came second

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask

 

[Lmaobob]

I don't understand any of these jokes. Must be because i'm young

 

[TonyAgana]

Two mice in a loft. Which one's Scottish?


THE ONE ON THE PIPES

 

[larkymasher]

What Grey and comes in pints?

An Elephant

 

[Silent Blade]

I don't understand any of these jokes. Must be because i'm young

It is a Corny Joke thread

Here's one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wants to get to the other side

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I don't understand any of these jokes. Must be because i'm young

Why? Don't young people have a sense of humour?!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart

 

[Lmaobob]

It is a Corny Joke thread

Here's one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wants to get to the other side

Typical dad joke

 

[Missing Spark]

Two nuns in a bath. "Where's the soap?" asks one. "it does, doesn't it"

I thought the correct answer was "It's in the soap dish".

 

[Missing Spark]

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…

Ba. Dum. Tssshhh.