CONFIRMED Clarke Official

[The Crab]

We have more than enough crayons for use in the Shoutbox at the moment. I'll send a few sets to Bury in the cause of inter-county comity.

Careful Pinchy, they might eat them. Nobody wants Purple shit.

 

[Slug]

Brum would involve cash + a player coming to us on a permanent but don't know the identity. Newcastle, hard to say until bid is official. People have speculated on Toney but given that the Clarke deal looks to be going through I'd be surprised if it's not a straight cash deal if they put their money where there mouth is. I haven't heard anything with regards to Morsy but a number of decently connected people have.

Cheers for the info bud. Never known you to be wrong yet so good riddance to Adams if he doesn't want to fit in to Tuftys work ethic.
Can't say that Brum have any viable options that would interest me though so hopefully it ends up just being a cash deal from Newcastle.
The Morsy link is a very intriguing one

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Max on Twitter says lightsoot on here says it's a formality

 

[Pierre's PC]

Max on Twitter says lightsoot on here says it's a formalityView attachment 18672

"Reliable" - wasn't that Strappys tagine?

 

[Treeton Blade]

"Reliable" - wasn't that Strappys tagine?

Maybe Lightsoot IS Strappy

 

[Pierre's PC]

Maybe Lightsoot IS Strappy

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Clarke has all the hallmarks of the Macfadzean saga - he'll end up fucking off elsewhere .

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Max on Twitter says lightsoot on here says it's a formality

He's the gift that just keeps on giving

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Cheers for the info bud. Never known you to be wrong yet so good riddance to Adams if he doesn't want to fit in to Tuftys work ethic.
Can't say that Brum have any viable options that would interest me though so hopefully it ends up just being a cash deal from Newcastle.
The Morsy link is a very intriguing one

Cotterill?

[Stands well back in anticipation of pelters]

 

[Dog Blade]

Do you know this to be true?

What is the transfer committee’s purpose then?

Yes. And not sure, never really asked about them / it to be honest.

 

[Slug]

Cotterill?

[Stands well back in anticipation of pelters]

Is he still there?!
I would have never got rid of him when we did and would certainly take him back now

 

[mattbianco1]

A million quid???? Whoever typed that shouldn't be let near sharp objects, never mind a fucking computer. Gave me a laugh that did

David Flitcroft walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks the bartender why the little man is there, and he responds "I'll explain in a minute".

Flitcroft orders a beer, and the bartender says,
"Before you get your drink, you have to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish."

"Ok, sure" say Flitcroft

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and a genie appears.
"You have one wish", he says.

Flitcroft thinks about it and then wishes for a million quid for Leon Clarke. A cloud of smoke fills the room, and when the smoke clears there's a million octopuses wobbling on the floor.

Flitcroft looks at the bartender and says, "Hey! What gives? I didn't want a million squid"

The bartender laughs, 'You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'

 

[The Crab]

David Flitcroft walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks the bartender why the little man is there, and he responds "I'll explain in a minute".

Flitcroft orders a beer, and the bartender says,
"Before you get your drink, you have to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish."

"Ok, sure" say Flitcroft

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and a genie appears.
"You have one wish", he says.

Flitcroft thinks about it and then wishes for a million quid for Leon Clarke. A cloud of smoke fills the room, and when the smoke clears there's a million octopuses wobbling on the floor.

Flitcroft looks at the bartender and says, "Hey! What gives? I didn't want a million squid"

The bartender laughs, 'You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'

Have a sack of likes, very good

 

[BushBlade]

David Flitcroft walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks the bartender why the little man is there, and he responds "I'll explain in a minute".

Flitcroft orders a beer, and the bartender says,
"Before you get your drink, you have to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish."

"Ok, sure" say Flitcroft

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and a genie appears.
"You have one wish", he says.

Flitcroft thinks about it and then wishes for a million quid for Leon Clarke. A cloud of smoke fills the room, and when the smoke clears there's a million octopuses wobbling on the floor.

Flitcroft looks at the bartender and says, "Hey! What gives? I didn't want a million squid"

The bartender laughs, 'You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'

That's how I ended up with a massive clock.

 

[Snowman]

That's how I ended up with a massive clock.

Endless supply of pussy was my wish..............Ted Lupin, The Cat's Cradle Cattery, Fluffy Tail Lane, Catford.

 

[Pierre's PC]

That's how I ended up with a massive clock.

Who told you this pal?

 

[BushBlade]

Who told you this pal?

:adkins:

 

[Blade56]

Enol
Leno
That's ya lot! Only 4 in total!

Loen, someone's not tryyyyyyying

 

[Lightsoot]

Maybe Lightsoot IS Strappy

Can't say I know Mike, Treeton. But I follow his tweets and have warmed to the lad. He's a big Blade after all so I think the stick he gets is OTT at times. He got Fleck right. But he's reliant on a source of a source so he'll be hit and miss. Mine is bang on but accidents happen so we'll see.

By the way, really appreciate the insight you provide on the U21's and the younger lads.

Sooty

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Why are on earth did you need to post 3 times there max? You could have put them all in the same post!

Premature ejaculation.

 

[judge]

ah bollocks

quite

 

[Booker4]

Just wondering how many more pages we'll get too until big Leon signs - hopefully! Has this beaten the record probably set by the ten year pursue of Dan Burn?! Will David Flitcroft's next comment on our latest bid go from embarrassing to inadequate or a good deal for all parties!? And will Leon actually ever smile?!

 

[ziggy4001]

Dan Burn got to 32 pages, Macfadz only managed 20.

There's someone out there with a Dan Burn tattoo on one cheek and a Kyle one on the other, just needs a Clarke one around his arsehole to complete the set.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

This fucking thread is as thoroughly depressing as anything on the Rumours page.

The worse thing that will come out of this is that we can't afford some striker who's over 30 from fucking Bury.

It shows how low we've sunk.

 

[Booker4]

This fucking thread is as thoroughly depressing as anything on the Rumours page.

The worse thing that will come out of this is that we can't afford some striker who's over 30 from fucking Bury.

It shows how low we've sunk.

Keep the faith mate. Besides you know you'll just love Leon when he scores in front of the home ends at away grounds and slides on his knees to piss them off! I hated him doing it against us, but I'd love it for us! I've always liked him ever since he broke his toe and ruined Wednesday's chances of staying up!

 

[spongebobblade]

Loen, someone's not tryyyyyyying

It's not a word... I've googled it

 

[Snowman]

It's not a word... I've googled it

Lenor. Ok I only cheated a little bit and it does smell good.

 

[Blade56]

Lenor. Ok I only cheated a little bit and it does smell good.

whats that Avitar sm? looks like you've just shagged the life of a feckin unicorn

 

[spongebobblade]

Lenor. Ok I only cheated a little bit and it does smell good.

507 posts to get from an ex Pig striker to a fabric softener....... The wierd and wacky world of a football forum eh??!!

 

[Jehovah]

I look forward to the "gone elsewhere" title to appear, followed by the same posters wanting to sign him saying he's a useless fat Harvey looking ex pig