Ahhh, he's here look. Took you a while, which surprised me. Noticed you appearing in every Barnsley themed thread the last few months and expected you to be first to wade into this one. As it is, your words - being a little late to the party - don't really carry the shock factor on this occasion. I know that's your MO on the internet, you big bad man. As for Iain's skull, it was probably as numb as yours. Although, maybe not.
Again, for someone who finds us irrelevant you don't half bang on about us. A nothing club who've achieved just as much as your - I'm guessing 'something' club - in the 30 years I've been watching the game. I've seen us in the third division for six seasons, twice promoted out of there. Is this next season your sixth?And get further away from promotion with every passing year. Christ. We had Jay McEveley and Matt Hill in our side the day we relegated you in 2011. You're still there, and have only recently shed such ex BFC dross. SHED, I said. Not Ched. Haha, imagine that. Losing out on promotion despite the gap you told Wednesday to mind. Then blaming it on bad luck based on your strikers decision to cheat on his missus in a questionable manner. He shags who he wants, you said. Aye, he fucked dem blades good and proper.
You're right though on your failures being glorious.
You aren't all bad though. Some's knickers remain untwisted. I've only got one mate who supports United. Known him since I was a nipper. He gets in for your games as a junior though, yet he's 35. How's that work? Even with my extra digits I'm struggling to add that up. Maybe I can get a job with the Scarborough Group?