Fun and games for Hillsborough

[Linz]

Balloons, inflatable pigs and snorkels at the ready.

Just wondered what people's plans were for causing much amusement on our trip to Hillsborough.

We've got some rubber rings and balloons

 

[Monty's_Girl]

i've got a singing pig with a Wednesday shirt on

 

[S64 Blade]

We bought some balloons last time didnt we.

 

[Bladesman]

Inflatable rings and armbands coz no doubt you will have to swim to get to your seat.

 

[Linz]

I just hope they've got rid of the smell.

We went around the week subsequent to the flooding.

To say it smelt like shit was an understatement.

 

[Sheffield-Bl4de]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

 

[Sensiblade]

I just hope they've got rid of the smell.

We went around the week subsequent to the flooding.

To say it smelt like shit was an understatement.

That's just the normal smell around there isn't it?

 

[keenzy]

we meeting in lion and heading up after a few?

 

[shorehamview]

Just wondered what people's plans were for causing much amusement on our trip to Hillsborough.

Diving mask and snorkel. I thought about wearing a full wet suit, but it's hard getting one to fit my muscular physique.
Failing that, I've just got some new waterproof trousers for work, in a tasteful Trawlerman Bright Orange. Unless I can get a full deep sea diver's outfit off Ebay.

 

[happyhippy]

I just hope they've got rid of the smell.

We went around the week subsequent to the flooding.

To say it smelt like shit was an understatement.

It always did to me anyway ....... I remember several meetings in their Exec Boxes. Back to the pitch, refusal to put my lips on a cup with their crest on, confused looks from Civil Servants from around the country who didn't understand why I spat on nearly everything I saw ........

I despise the place.

I lived behind it too for a desperately short time.

 

[Linz]

we meeting in lion and heading up after a few?

Damn right

 

[Tinoblade]

I'll be taking an inflatable banana that i got on hol

 

[stinkyblade]

we meeting in lion and heading up after a few?

If i can get a ticket then i may pop over

 

[Sensiblade]

I'll be taking an inflatable banana that i got on hol

I think i've got an inflaitable golf club somewhere

 

[Linz]

The piggy fan at work yesterday was saying that they'd been expecting people to take the piss with rubber rings and life rafts all season, but no-one had.

I assured him we would

 

[Monty's_Girl]

yeah i've told someone at work that i'm bringing a rubber ring, armbands and a rubber dingi and going to borrow a fishing rod of someone

 

[keenzy]

a golf club, oh dear

might see if i can get a few inflatables off the net.

need to think of a few songs now for the flooding of the sty

 

[Sensiblade]

a golf club, oh dear

might see if i can get a few inflatables off the net.

need to think of a few songs now for the flooding of the sty

Tis all i have!

 

[keenzy]

There were 10 little pigs in the sty, 10 little piggy's in the sty, there were 10 little piggy's 10 little piggy's 10 little pigs in the sty.

Then the great river Don burst its banks, then the great river Don burst its banks, the great river Don, great river Don, Great river Don Burst Its banks.

There were 9 little pigs floating in the shit, 9 little pigs floating in shit


a quick one that!

 

[Monty's_Girl]

class

 

[dansufc]

anyone think the sad stewards wont let the inflatables in?

 

[Foxy]

anyone think the sad stewards wont let the inflatables in?

It's all about your approach , I smuggled in 5/6 inflatable pigs covered in blue and white electrical tape a few years ago

They do check you though.

 

[Robbie]

If the stewards reasoning for not allowing them in to the ground is anything other than incitement, they have no reason to stop you to bring them in and are allowed.

 

[Foxy]

If the stewards reasoning for not allowing them in to the ground is anything other than incitement, they have no reason to stop you to bring them in and are allowed.

Other than the fact the ground regulations state they can refuse entry for any reason they deem fit.

I'd be careful this time around, after the past half hearted crackdowns (which they have had a b*llocking for) the police are targetting such items this year and are having a major crackdown. They will be "coming down hard" on anything but coloured balloons and could potentially refuse entry to people with anything else.

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

Best not take that inflatable dingy I wanted to eh? mmmmm coming down hard, difficult to do without making a mess

 

[Linz]

I want to get some long blue balloons like Robbie had the other day... they'll make a beautiful cock-and-balls arrangement with the white balloons we have

 

[Robbie]

Sorry Linz, dog chewed last blue one yesterday

 

[Linz]

Sorry Linz, dog chewed last blue one yesterday

I'll have to source some more

The thought of little blue and white cock-and-balls floating down from the upper tier amuses me greatly

 

[Robbie]

Go to Debenhams, £2.50 for the full kit I am led to believe.

 

[shorehamview]

With all these balloons and inflatable life preserving equipment, we are going to need a serious windbag to blow them all up.


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