Your Sheffield United Valentine's poems

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Up the bum.
No arm dun .

UTB

What the chuff has that got to do with United?

We all love United
And don't need a reason
I wish some fucker
Could cancel this season.

Bravo!

 

[Sean Thornton]

What the chuff has that got to do with United?

Bravo!

Billy?

 

[Sean Thornton]

...And yer blow up tent.

You're welcome.
Benn5712. Expelled from the Dead Poets Society

Captain my Captain.......

 

[DronnieBlade]

What the chuff has that got to do with United?

Bravo!

Valentines ??

UTB

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

We all love the S2 Closet Blade,
His name is Hammer In Peace,
He talks like Nigel Adkins,
And owns a flock of Cockney geese!

 

[ScottBlade]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where is Jack Rodwell?
I ain't got a clue

 

[FatPaul]

Boom, boom boom boom,
This season all doom and gloom.
We used to be much better,
But Brewster had a shitter.

Boom boom boom boom
"he's lost the dressing room"
Let's all criticise his tactics
Even though he gets paid loads to actually do his job, and we're all just armchair managers. With nowt better to do. UTB

 

[Crabstick]

Roses are red,
And so is this city,
Please let me grab,
a hold of your titty.

 

[benn5712]

Captain my Captain.......

We're in agreement then.
I should remain silent, instead of removing all doubt.

 

[The Crab]

My shitty track record sounds depressing in verse,
at least I'm not a Pig, so things could be worse..................

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
Most Poems Rhyme,
But This One Dunt
WE ARE BLAAAAAADES!

 

[sitwell]

Up the bum.
No arm dun .

UTB

Im not that keen
Ask the singer from Queen.

 

[Stevo]

Roses are red
Shit is brown
We're down, we're down, we're down, we're down

 

[Zipwire]

Blades are Red
Pigfans are Blue
I hit one with a brick
And now he is dead

 

[The Crab]

Blades are Red
Pigfans are Blue
I hit one with a brick
And now he is dead

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Roses are red,
And so are Adkins geese,
Why's that you ask?
Cuz they all got run over by Lambo man Lys!

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Valentines day
It`s been and it`s done
So this little poem
Will be the one ----

A win at West Ham
Will do us no harm
It will give us a buzz
Like a jab in the arm.

 

[The Crab]

Roses are Red,
not Claret & Blue,
West Ham 0, United 2

 

[bypassblade]

Well this has taken a nose dive...

Someone be romantic!

I love you Kozzy

 

[The Crab]

Well this has taken a nose dive...

Someone be romantic!

Erm......

No wonder my track record,
is a fucking lame Duck,
when my best pick up line,
is "fancy a fuck"

better?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Erm......

No wonder my track record,
is a fucking lame Duck,
when my best pick up line,
is "fancy a fuck"

better?

Tha's nowt if not chivalrous, Crabster!