Your Sheffield United Valentine's poems

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I'll start...

Bladesmen are red
Piglets wear blue
Missing Jack at the back?
Ethan Ampadu.

 

[Weasel]

Live Roses are red,
dead Roses are brown,
we've been reight wank,
and now we are down.

That is my masterpiece.

 

[Cheesebored]

Football is dead,
Players are cheats,
The game we once loved,
Stolen to attract a global audience that lines the pockets of the elite.

Happy valentine's day x

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Well this has taken a nose dive...

Someone be romantic!

 

[Bladebri]

Can’t be arsed to pen a poem.
because this season.
has been a kick in the groin.
so that’s my reason.

 

[YorkBlade]

My cheeks are red
My toes are blue
I hate Monday matches
and I need a poo

 

[Stegosaurus]

Hi Stegosaurus here

Roses are red
My undies are brown
Bye bye Premier League
Cos we're going down

 

[Stegosaurus]

Hi Stegosaurus here

Roses are red
Farms have a rooster
Why did Wilder spaff 24 million on Brewster?

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

It’s Valentines Day and ahm well reight pissed off
No cards and no chocolates and a nasty dry cough ( )
And if tha thinks that’s a bummer, well that’s not just it
The Blades who were mighty are now pretty shit
So if that theer Valentine turns up at mah dooer
Ah’ll tell ‘im to fuck off - then fuck off some mooer.

 

[Cheesebored]

Hi cheesasaurus here.

Wednesday are wank,
Wednesday are bent,
How does it feel,
To pay so much rent?

 

[Tezza1889]

Rises are red violets are blue

Lundsram fuck off and don't let the door hit you on your greedy arse..

 

[Micky Narker]

Ey up darlin
Give us a kiss
This bloody season
Has taken the piss

 

[DronnieBlade]

Up the bum.
No arm dun .

UTB

 

[JimW1889]

Football is dead,
Players are cheats,
The game we once loved,
Stolen to attract a global audience that lines the pockets of the elite.

Happy valentine's day x

Roses are red,
Valentines day exists to sell tat,
I can't disagree
With any of that.

 

[Eza Blade]

United wear Red
West Ham wear maroon
The come back starts on Monday
17th spot is between us and the toon.........

......not really we are fucked !!

 

[derfblade.3]

John Lundstram's in my heart
John Lundstrams in my liver
And if i had the chance
I'd chuck him in the river!

 

[More Bladier than thou]

I first set my sights on you in division 3
In 1989, It was a game against Swansea
That day i knew you were the team for me

It was definitely love at first sight
Even if at the time we were a bit shite

All my friends loved Wendy
They would always brag
Turned out Wendy was a bit of a slag

Over the years i have given you my heart
My soul
My thoughts
And my wallet
I wouldnt have it any other way
I think about you a few times every single day

We have been through so much together
Tears of happiness
Tears of sadness too
Like 6 years ago when we lost to fucking Crewe

But look at how far we have come
From the depths of League one

Look at us now
Playing with the best
Sometimes proving to be a bit of a test

But we stick together like glue
For my love for you is true
United i am forever yours
I rather die than be blue

UTB xx

 

[derfblade.3]

I first set my sights on you in division 3
In 1989, It was a game against Swansea
That day i knew you were the team for me

It was definitely love at first sight
Even if at the time we were a bit shite

All my friends loved Wendy
They would always brag
Turned out Wendy was a bit of a slag

Over the years i have given you my heart
My soul
My thoughts
And my wallet
I wouldnt have it any other way
I think about you a few times every single day

We have been through so much together
Tears of happiness
Tears of sadness too
Like 6 years ago when we lost to fucking Crewe

But look at how far we have come
From the depths of League one

Look at us now
Playing with the best
Sometimes proving to be a bit of a test

But we stick together like glue
For my love for you is true
United i am forever yours
I rather die than be blue

UTB xx

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Roses are red, violets are blue. The Blades are down, and Wednesday are too.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd like to boil David Hirsts head in a lovely beef stew.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd like to cover that Asha bird in hot sticky goo!

 

[benn5712]

It came out 1920
Warmed up Valentines day
The Thompson sub-machine gun
I did it myyyyy wayyyy


Thanks

 

[Barney]

Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Everything's brown
Who shat in my garden?

 

[benn5712]

Hi cheesasaurus here.

Wednesday are wank,
Wednesday are bent,
How does it feel,
To pay so much rent?

...And yer blow up tent.

You're welcome.
Benn5712. Expelled from the Dead Poets Society

 

[Whiston Blade]

Roses are Red,
So are the Blades,
They're going down,
How about you?

 

[Blade56]

Pork pies have crust
some meat and some jelly
and the best place for em
is in B56‘s belly


well it is about love

 

[Sean Thornton]

Roses are red
Grow some bollocks Norwood.

 

[ekke287]

Roses are red,
this poem’s quite funny,
I’ll be spunking something,
Buts it’s certainly not money.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

We all love United
And don't need a reason
I wish some fucker
Could cancel this season.

 

[stringjunior]

Roses are red
Grow some bollocks Norwood.

Deserves many many likes. Absolute qualiteh