You know you're in the third division when... (Pt 74)

[JohnDenver]

 

[coaxingstar71]

Nice lad George - he's seen ME play!

 

[stringjunior]

Cheap plastic coat hangers. Sack the board

 

[Oreyt]

Proper tie knot.

+1

Although it looks like he's holding an individual jam roly poly

-1

 

[SwissBlade]

Proper tie knot.

+1

Although it looks like he's holding an individual jam roly poly

-1

Button down collars
-10

 

[stringjunior]

Button down collars
-10

Swizzler not changing with the times

-1,000,000

 

[SwissBlade]

Swizzler not changing with the times

-1,000,000

Leader not a follower

 

[Grappler]

Button down collars
-10

Can't agree Swiss, while the collar is a tad too small, the fact that it is button down, in the classic Ben Sherman style, is not detrimental.


Look at the size of his hands!

 

[boo radley]

Nice lad George - he's seen ME play!

Sound like he was sympathetic!

 

[SwissBlade]

Can't agree Swiss, while the collar is a tad too small, the fact that it is button down, in the classic Ben Sherman style, is not detrimental.


Look at the size of his hands!

But he's not wearing it in a Ben Sherman style... He's mixing two styles if that's the look he's going for

 

[stringjunior]

Leader not a follower

Damn good retort

 

[stringjunior]

Look at the size of his hands!

And you know what they say about big hands!

 

[stringjunior]

But he's not wearing it in a Ben Sherman style... He's mixing two styles if that's the look he's going for

Grappler think you'll both find he's wearing it in a Hilfiger style

 

[itsinyerblood]

Button down collars
-10

If I could give you a dozen likes for this particular topic I would. It's the equivalent of trousers that stop just before they reach the shoes, there should always be a 'break', where trousers/jeans meet the shoes and the material is forced to break it's fall as it touches a shoe.

There are some things that are perennial, no matter what changes in fashion occur, they remain classic elements for a reason. It's like buttoning up all the buttons on a waistcoat, did no one tell a youngster how this is meant to be worn?

 

[Hague Blade]

If I could give you a dozen likes for this particular topic I would. It's the equivalent of trousers that stop just before they reach the shoes, there should always be a 'break', where trousers/jeans meet the shoes and the material is forced to break it's fall as it touches a shoe.

This. Half mast kecks are dreadful.

 

[Oreyt]

Button down collars
-10

We can't all be sartorial samurai like you good self (seen below) Swiss.

 

[SwissBlade]

We can't all be sartorial samurai like you good self (seen below) Swiss.

Looks very similar to my old man, but for the tache

 

[itsinyerblood]

We can't all be sartorial samurai like you good self (seen below) Swiss.

The pre-cursor for Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen? Gentrified dandyism? Or simply macho pansy?

 

[mosbolad]

And you know what they say about big hands!

Big gloves?......

 

[blade too long]

we used to use eletrical tape supplied unwittingly free by work to keep socks and shin pads up

professional sock tape ,,, wooses

 

[Ricky]

Personally I'm just so glad that we're still #UnitedTogether.

 

[Hodgyman]

You know that you're in 3rd division when chatting about shirts and ties is more interesting than talking about our team's football

 

[georgebernardshaw]

You know that you're in the 3rd division when you turn to the Sport section in the Times and Telegraph and can't find a mention - mind you, with the Rugby World Cup being on, that applies to the whole of the league

 

[Esablade]

Personally I'm just so glad that we're still #UnitedTogether.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

You know you're in the 3rd division when someone with a passing interest in football asks you who the Blades are playing next - and you're embarrassed to mention the team as they've probably never heard of them.

 

[BushBlade]

You know you're in the 3rd division when someone with a passing interest in football asks you who the Blades are playing next - and you're embarrassed to mention the team as they've probably never heard of them.

If they don't know enough about football to have heard of our opponents I wouldn't bother answering them. I'd just pretend I didn't hear and talk about something else.

 

[SwissBlade]

You know you're in the 3rd division when someone with a passing interest in football asks you who the Blades are playing next - and you're embarrassed to mention the team as they've probably never heard of them.

My response is to shrug my shoulders and say "dunno, some generic 3rd Division side" - Unless we're playing Donny, Dingles or Chez Vegas

 

[Hodgyman]

If they don't know enough about football to have heard of our opponents I wouldn't bother answering them. I'd just pretend I didn't hear and talk about something else.

Shirts and ties?

 

[TarquinDelouche]

If they don't know enough about football to have heard of our opponents I wouldn't bother answering them. I'd just pretend I didn't hear and talk about something else.

Happens to me all the time. Not many round here have heard of Rochdale.

 

[BushBlade]

Happens to me all the time. Not many round here have heard of Rochdale.

Where do you live? Barnsley?