Yellow Submarine...

[RogerNilsen]

In a time, down in league one.
Sheff United, were fuckin Shiite.
Then in came, Chris Wilder,
We won the league, with 100 points,
Cos we all live in a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland..

 

[AlanWrightsShinyHead]

Very nice. What's the tune?

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[JohnDenver]

The horror.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

In a time, down in league one.
Sheff United, were fuckin Shiite.
Then in came, Chris Wilder,
We won the league, with 100 points,
Cos we all live in a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland..

No.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Very nice. What's the tune?

It’s the famous tune the Brighton fans used to sing.

“Michel Kuijpers Is A Former Dutch Marine”

 

[Harry's Game]

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Are we allowed to look at Louis CK these days?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[The Crab]

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Not a patch on a team of Brian Deanes!

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Well, it started badly, Baldrick, the middle was worse, and the ending was absolute shite, but taken all in all, not a bad effort.

Edmund Blackadder. Capt.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

In a time, down in league one.
Sheff United, were fuckin Shite.
Then in came, Chris Wilder,
We won the league, with 100 points,
Cos we all live in a Wilder, a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland.

Nope, no matter how hard I try, I can't get ANY of the f****rs to rhyme

 

[GodricBlade]

NEXT....!!!!!!

 

[Rodley]

A* for effort

 

[Blade56]

Very nice. What's the tune?

Obla Dee obla dar?

 

[Tom Bott]

Tie a yellow submarine round the old oak tree ?

 

[Edinblade]

In a time, down in league one.
Sheff United, were fuckin Shiite.
Then in came, Chris Wilder,
We won the league, with 100 points,
Cos we all live in a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland..

Don’t give up the day job

 

[8lade]

Also 'wonderland' is a reserved word like 'massive', 'piss the league' etc

 

[SwissBlade]

In a time, down in league one.
Sheff United, were fuckin Shiite.
Then in came, Chris Wilder,
We won the league, with 100 points,
Cos we all live in a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland, a Wilder wonderland..

I see what you did there, you knew you wanted the last line, but then in your haste you just put words associated with the last 18 months in to make a song...

Here's a song for you:

Take your time, take your Roge Nilsen,
Take your time, take your time i say
Take your time, take your time Roge Nilsen
Write your songs in a different way...

 

[The Crab]

Tie a yellow submarine round the old oak tree ?

That was almost nothing to do with the Crab Tech ( division of Crab Industries) navigation system.

 

[Brother-Leech]

In a time before sir Chris
The mighty blades were mighty poor
Like the pigs o’er in s6
Our aim was always a no score draw

Jettison the nigels and the blades are going up, the blades are going up, the blades are going up

 

[Treeton Blade]

 

[BigBed]

Someone needs a girlfriend!

 

[TJB.]

Someone needs a girlfriend!

No need for shyness, pal. Be honest if you're lonely. You're amongst friends.

Here's a link for you.

https://www.rosebrides.com/thai-brides.html

 

[BigBed]

That was a suspiciously quick response, were you looking for one as I posted????

 

[Brother-Leech]

Someone needs a girlfriend!

How could you tell?

 

[TJB.]

That was a suspiciously quick response, were you looking for one as I posted????

No, I just type quickly

 

[Sean Thornton]

NEXT....!!!!!!

Don't encourage them.....

 

[Hartley Hare]

Don't call us........we will call you.

HH

 

[Davalon]

Don’t give up the day job

What if the day job is a song lyricist?