Would you rather

[Bruce Wayne]

Get well beat at the sty and get automatic promotion?

OR

Hammer the pigs and take your chances in the play offs?

 

[ChrisBlade]

Automatic promotion every day.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Havent we had some hypothetical crap like this before zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We dont get a choice what will be will be

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Havent we had some hypothetical crap like this before zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We dont get a choice what will be will be

Spoil sport.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Spoil sport.

Im just getting bored with all the pig related threads

 

[Topplayersleave]

Ahh another one of them choosing threads

I want both, I want the Championship and I want to beat them
You'll notice I didn't just say automatic promotion

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

.....fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

 

[KoppedOff]

Id rather do both. I also want the pigs to get slaughtered/mortally wounded beyond salvation by FFP, Leeds to choke in the play offs, West Ham to get kicked out of their ground and made homeless, the Dingles to get beat with “a Hopkin” in the play off final, SISU to pull the plug on Coventry, Man City to pip Liverpool to the title on the last day Aguero-style, Port Vale to crash out of the league and Bolton to get taken over by an even bigger schyster than the one they currently have.

What an enjoyable summer break that would be.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

.....fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Does it matter, just take a pocket full of apples and a loaf of bread.

 

[madeinsheffield]

Ahh another one of them choosing threads

I want both, I want the Championship and I want to beat them
You'll notice I didn't just say automatic promotion

Hello Mr Wilder, keep up the good work

 

[metalblade]

 

[Sheffsteel]

Beating Wednesday would be like winning a battle
Whereas auto promotion is like winning the war.

Easy decision....I’d take auto every time.

In fact I said the other day I’d take
Losing to Wednesday if it could gaurantee besting West Brom and Leeds.
However this could really happen, so i’ll settle for a draw if we then go on to beat Leeds.

 

[BLADES1988]

B. Chris Packham in the cellar with the candlestick

 

[PokerBlade]

Would anyone take anything other than automatic promotion? No one this side of the city would even remember the derby while we were playing Premiership football.

 

[8lade]

Chuck the FA Cup in with promotion and you've got a deal!

 

[Inter_blade83]

Get well beat at the sty and get automatic promotion?

OR

Hammer the pigs and take your chances in the play offs?

First one. Simple really

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Lost the battle won the war scenario.

 

[bornablade]

Id rather do both. I also want the pigs to get slaughtered/mortally wounded beyond salvation by FFP, Leeds to choke in the play offs, West Ham to get kicked out of their ground and made homeless, the Dingles to get beat with “a Hopkin” in the play off final, SISU to pull the plug on Coventry, Man City to pip Liverpool to the title on the last day Aguero-style, Port Vale to crash out of the league and Bolton to get taken over by an even bigger schyster than the one they currently have.

What an enjoyable summer break that would be.

Shouldn't Gareth Ainsworth be in there somewhere?

 

[S64 Blade]

Easy. Promotion.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Promotion.

 

[Brian Deane]

Would sooner lose to Wednesday and meet them in the playoffs and also lose that game. Then enjoy next season watching us drop down I to league one for a few more years

 

[tincan]

I want a PL full of Yorkshire clubs, so we can beat them all every week. So Leeds and toytown this season, Dingles, Donny Bradford next, even resurrect Hallam and Sheffield FC. No more cheating cocknees ,mancs, scousers etc...
Also less time traveling and more in the pub.......

 

[Billyblade]

Also less time traveling ......

Are you Doctor Who?

 

[Billyblade]

My Missus sometimes comes out with hypothetical shit questions like this and I'm a miserable bastard for not playing along.
I might have nipped it in the bud though when she asked "If you had to shag one celebrity or you'd die. Who would it be?"
My answer of "I'm not into celebrity really because I think it's a false reality and the person is likely to be nothing like their persona. I prefer real women where you know what you're gonna get so can I pick Claire?" (her best mate).
That killed it. Hopefully, we've done now with the pubescent spin-the-bottle, truth or dare shit

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Does it matter, just take a pocket full of apples and a loaf of bread.

How big are your pockets?

 

[Davalon]

Would you rather freeze to death, or burn to death?

 

[ChemEngBlade]

Get well beat at the sty and get automatic promotion?

OR

Hammer the pigs and take your chances in the play offs?

Beaten at the sty and automatic promotion, easily

 

[KoppedOff]

Shouldn't Gareth Ainsworth be in there somewhere?

Got to save some of the fun for next season

 

[SUFC Guy]

Never been a Poll

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Get well beat at the sty and get automatic promotion?

OR

Hammer the pigs and take your chances in the play offs?

I would gladly lose by a record score and watch the piglets bounce into next year...........................aslong as we get auto promo.