Will we send Wednesday down?

[Dkc]

The taxman’s taking all their dough
Don’t even own their rusty hole
Relegation Sunday afternoon

They can’t even score a goal
No Balding Dwarf or Sausage Rohl
Relegation Sunday afternoon

Thank you, thank you, thank you Chansiri
Started with a MASSIVE spending spree
Until he’d wasted all his cash
And now their team is fucking gash
Relegation Sunday afternoon

Relegation time
Relegation time
Relegation time

Down to League 1, off you go
Their fans say “Am I bovvered though”
Relegation Sunday afternoon

They want to party at the Lane
In fancy dress to hide their pain
Crying on a Sunday Afternoon

So have a beer & listen to their wails
Build a coffin, bring a bag of nails
Cos they will sob & we will grin
As we bang that last nail in
Relegation Sunday afternoon

In record time
Relegation time
Celebration time

Nice one!

 

[Pedro Verde]

Going down with the Wednesday should do it