Will Osula - The Next Haaland

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I love threads like this. Because it's what's NOT said that's interesting. Was the OP winding up? Was it a genuine silly mistake thinking Will was Norwegian? Is there some real shit going on not realising Denmark & Norway are different countries? Is it just shrugs shoulders forrin innit? I love trying to Parody it through...
 
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I love threads like this. Because it's what's NOT said that's interesting. Was the OP winding up? Was it a genuine silly mistake thinking Will was Norwegian? Is there some real shit going on not realising Denmark & Norway are different countries? Is it just shrugs shoulders forrin innit? I love trying to Parodying it through...
Is he Danish or entitled to play for Denmark ? Genuine question.
 
I love threads like this. Because it's what's NOT said that's interesting. Was the OP winding up? Was it a genuine silly mistake thinking Will was Norwegian? Is there some real shit going on not realising Denmark & Norway are different countries? Is it just shrugs shoulders forrin innit? I love trying to Parody it through...
Parody of a parody, dream within a dream and all that...
 
i might be wrong here but isnt this like when they call people the next messi, mbappe. they arent calling him them Argentinians or french.

but still it might be a bit forward for a guy thats had 1 small sub appearance for utd
 



Is he Danish or entitled to play for Denmark ? Genuine question.
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May simply be that he's eligible for Denmark. Kasper Schmeichel and Erling Haaland could have played for England if they wanted to.
 
OP is clearly a piss take but the lad has serious potential, physical attributes are head and shoulders above anything on that pitch, seen it numerous times on other games too once he gets striding not a lot stops him
 
Posters who follow my detailed, insightful & nuanced game analysis know that I am not interested in who will make it into United's First Team, nor play for Norway or Denmark. I am interested in (for eg) forwards, playing like forwards, knocking fucking defenders on their arse & bulging the net. Osula is a great player to watch at the level he is currently playing at. Not difficult for me to say I enjoy watching him much more than I enjoy watching Jebbison. And I do enjoy watching Jebbison.
 
He currently identifies as Danish.

Remember when Hackford was the next big thing in the academy

I can't say I am a fan of bigging up kids too soon tbh.

Anyway I'm a Will Lankshear guy.
 
He's Scandanavian
All of his dinners have gravy on
His favouite flu isn't avian
He's Oooosuuulaa
He's a striker
Number 41
Scoring goals in youth for fun
He's a forrin but his English is good cause he's a scandanavian
 



Will Osula.....

Worra Player step aside Brewster , jebbo & sharp there is a new striker in town

Will he be in the next Norway squad with Berge & Haaland ?



Good luck to the lad, but the standard he's playing at in that clip and the thrashing of Ipswich is some levels below international football, to put it mildly
 

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