Will Osula - The Next Haaland

[Stanthemanfan]

He's a striker
Number 41
Scoring goals in youth for fun
He's a forrin but his English is good cause he's a scandanavian

 

[blade67]

I'm not holding my breath for this to be sung on the kop, but it's still better than the Morgan Gibbs white song

 

[Stanthemanfan]

He's Scandanavian
All of his dinners have gravy on
His favouite flu isn't avian
He's Oooosuuulaa

He, s not Norwegian
He won't be playing with egan
Co's he,l be getting sold on next season
Just like San-der berge

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Good luck to the lad, but the standard he's playing at in that clip and the thrashing of Ipswich is some levels below international football, to put it mildly

Fucking brilliant. Don't pick him for Norway after the thrashing of Ipswich... Just excellent work ... as the Dane thrashes Colchester. Somebody call him Wilf & we're really cooking...

 

[bladesmanluke]

What kind of injury do we think will keep him out of the run in?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Osula is too old for international football.

He's just turned 38.

 

[Peezablade]

I think his real name is Wilf.

 

[Hagan's boot]

Thought he was Finnish

Yeh, what a finish.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

William Idamudia Daugard Osula

 

[blade67]

Fucking brilliant. Don't pick him for Norway after the thrashing of Ipswich... Just excellent work ... as the Dane thrashes Colchester. Somebody call him Wilf & we're really cooking...

I'm not sure what you mean

 

[wadblade]

Thought he was Finnish

No he's a great Finisher

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Must say, Sydie Peck looks very impressive in those highlights. Will Osula looks extremely athletic, big and quick. Not unlike Mousset in style.

 

[jim2007]

I think his real name is Wilf.

So, at last we have someone who can play as the ‘zone man’ again. 30 years we’ve waited.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Can I just say, we need some new seats or a tin of red paint.

Pink seats are gash.

HH

 

[Birdwell Blade]

Fucking brilliant. Don't pick him for Norway after the thrashing of Ipswich... Just excellent work ... as the Dane thrashes Colchester. Somebody call him Wilf & we're really cooking...

Why are you so condescending to everyone?

 

[247Blade]

Yep someone else will get benefit of this guy, the latest to roll off the conveyor belt ... will no doubt sell for next to nowt ... Unfortunately we never learn, would love to keep him like others for OUR Team UTB

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

I'm not quite sure what's going on with Will and Denmark at the mo'. He made an U19 debut in a friendly v Hungary in February. But, this international break, Denmark have a UEFA U19 Elite Group qualifying stage for the 2022 U19 EUROs. (The same stage that Dan Jebbison is playing in for England).
Denmark U19 are in Spain (in a group with Spain & Austria (and Russia as it happens, although they're suspended at the moment)).

Will is NOT in that squad. Maybe Denmark were only having a look in Feb & they don't think he's ready for the "competition" squad. Not sure...

 

[Champagneblade]

He currently identifies as Danish.

Remember when Hackford was the next big thing in the academy

I can't say I am a fan of bigging up kids too soon tbh.

Anyway I'm a Will Lankshear guy.

And the Lankshear's always pay their debts

 

[ATL Recs]

Will Osula.....

Worra Player step aside Brewster , jebbo & sharp there is a new striker in town

Will he be in the next Norway squad with Berge & Haaland ?

Nope

 

[Jinxy1966]

William Idamudia Daugard Osula

……Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

 

[rompodebailey]

William Idamudia Daugard Osula

Can't see that catching on, what tune ?

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

He's Scandanavian
All of his dinners have gravy on
His favouite flu isn't avian
He's Oooosuuulaa

He's our youth striker hes our number nine

Scored four goals against a team in blue and white

Gonna cost 30 mill and he came from Oslooooooooooo

And he goes by the name off Osulaaaaa

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Must say, Sydie Peck looks very impressive in those highlights. Will Osula looks extremely athletic, big and quick. Not unlike Mousset in style.

He looks as athletic as jebbo but more in control of the ball from what i have seen

Some strikers coming through Morgs

 

[Blade1959]

He's our youth striker hes our number nine

Scored four goals against a team in blue and white

Gonna cost 30 mill and he came from Oslooooooooooo

And he goes by the name off Osulaaaaa

Oslooooooooooo in Denmark is that?

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Oslooooooooooo in Denmark is that?

Scandinavian geography isn't my strong point

 

[Ted Maul]

Some posters on here are like Russian bots. Just the right level of misinformation and chaos. Bewildered S24SU users forced to pick the Osula truth that most appeals, where will it all lead? This time next year he'll be Romanian. Good thread.

 

[Le Cynique]

Why are you so condescending to everyone?

Ball_Sup (Phil) that means to talk down to someone

 

[Mumbo]

I love threads like this. Because it's what's NOT said that's interesting. Was the OP winding up? Was it a genuine silly mistake thinking Will was Norwegian? Is there some real shit going on not realising Denmark & Norway are different countries? Is it just shrugs shoulders forrin innit? I love trying to Parody it through...

Sounds like the closing sequence of an episode of ‘soap’ with all the questions,which I’d forgotten for 40 years but as soon as I read your post it came flooding weirdly back.

 

[Colombia Blade]

Gutted to discover he's Danish, had just put an order in for hundreds of blue and yellow flags

 

[Greystones Blade]

Osula is in the Derby County starting 11 v Torquay (away) in the FA Cup at 3 today. Live on ITV 1.