Wilder & Bettis interview

[boss hog]

Why people need their phones as a football match I’ve got no idea.
Sing
Watch the match
At half time have a drink and talk to your mates.

I’d ban the fucking things (and before you all call me an old man I’m really not)

You're so not premier league, buck your ideas up.

 

[metalblade]

At least we have a start on these ground improvements, imagine having to bring the pig sty up to scratch

 

[Paulus]

I hope they find some brass to improve the "big" screen and more importantly hire a new editor. Presumably we will also have to set up whatever gizmos are needed for VAR.

 

[YES Blade]

Why people need their phones as a football match I’ve got no idea.
Sing
Watch the match
At half time have a drink and talk to your mates.

I’d ban the fucking things (and before you all call me an old man I’m really not)

Look at half time scores maybe?!?

Funnily enough, if you check the scores whilst the match is on, it loads up a piece of piss, probably because the vast majority are like you say watching the match.

 

[Chali 2na]

Lets hope they take the opportunity yo provide a reliable, free wi-fi service. Or, failing that, a 4G booster.

Fuck that, I'm fed up of seeing cunts on their phone all game.

Some sort of jammer would be better.

 

[Keen Blade]

Lets hope they take the opportunity yo provide a reliable, free wi-fi service. Or, failing that, a 4G booster.

So , you're one of them what watches yer mobile phone instead of the match are ye ?

 

[Keen Blade]

At least we have a start on these ground improvements, imagine having to bring the pig sty up to scratch

After winning the Play Offs at the end of May - gives em just 9 weeks ! Shit , didn't mean to tempt fate ... Sorry Football Gods , strike that from the record !

 

[Weasel]

all that just so they can say, 'it's clear the Sheffield defender intended to foul Salah.'

Dont be so ridiculous. They would never say that at all and you know it. They would refer to Salah by his first name....

Robert Cunting Styles. Id love to bump into that cheating twat on a ferry on the English Channel...he might get a leg and wing...

 

[Weasel]

Bacl to the subject.

You hear Lord Wilder (complete with croaky alcohol destroyed voice) and Steve Bettis in total unison, singing from the same hymn sheet, talking about safeguarding out future, investing in sensible players and infrastucture, and the way it all dovetails together, and then you think back to the days when we had people like Nobson, Cackwell, and oh Lordy...Turry sleazy incompetent dodgy fat fuk Robinson...

Thank the Lord those dark days are behind us.

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Bacl to the subject.

You hear Lord Wilder (complete with croaky alcohol destroyed voice) and Steve Bettis in total unison, singing from the same hymn sheet, talking about safeguarding out future, investing in sensible players and infrastucture, and the way it all dovetails together, and then you think back to the days when we had people like Nobson, Cackwell, and oh Lordy...Turry sleazy incompetent dodgy fat fuk Robinson...

Thank the Lord those dark days are behind us.

Let's hope we can get an owner on that same sheet.........................

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I think these are to do with VAR and perhaps goal line tech. We need a certain brightness

I’ll be sorry to see the old Osram 60watt bulbs go. The football has been brilliant under them. I hope they don’t replace them with these new fangled “energy-saving” ones that hesitate to come on straight away and give off a yellowish light.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Ordered. Being delivered September 1st.

The order was sent on the old fax machine, so I’m not confident.

 

[Harrisblade]

Do we need to buy a new fax machine?

Has anyone contacted Crab Industries about this?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Has anyone contacted Crab Industries about this?

It’s their latest, top of the range model (“The Fat Terry R”) we’re getting. Smart, or what!

 

[GrayBlade]

I miss the beeping noise of an old analog fax dialling up...and come to think of it I also miss the old dial up modems that preceded routers. I suppose this is the 21st century version of yearning for the good old days, when a few MB of data lasted the whole day through and you could play ‘Snake’ on your Nokia

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

These are the sort of upgrades that can improve the infrastructure of the club for many, many years to come.

 

[don240]

It’s their latest, top of the range model (“The Fat Terry R”) we’re getting. Smart, or what!

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By latest, did you mean to add "in 1970 it was their"?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

By latest, did you mean to add "in 1970 it was their"?

I'm offended. At Crab Industries, this kind of gear is thoroughly contemporary cutting edge retro chic. (Or else).

 

[don240]

I'm offended. At Crab Industries, this kind of gear is thoroughly contemporary cutting edge retro chic. (Or else).

When I ordered my top of the line, scientific calulator from Crab industries, I wasn't expecting to receive an abacus. I was going to contact customer services, but then I remembered big Vern & how much I DID actually have an urgent need for an abacus.

 

[Trafford]

So , you're one of them what watches yer mobile phone instead of the match are ye ?

No, I'm the guy that starts the SWFIUA chant

 

[Fulwood Blade]

I also miss the old dial up modems that preceded routers

I bet you were a sad git like me and could mimic exactly the sound of a dial up modem - presume you go back as far as 1200/1200 bps?

Snowflakes don't even bother asking

UTB

 

[GrayBlade]

I bet you were a sad git like me and could mimic exactly the sound of a dial up modem - presume you go back as far as 1200/1200 bps?

Snowflakes don't even bother asking

UTB

Haha, I certainly do.

 

[finlaytheblade]

15 million ? My arse ,Will be costly but that is ridiculous!