1. If Wednesday go up it puts pressure on the Bramall Lane board to invest in United so they can get even.
If the board of a football club feels pressure to invest heavily because of how a rival is doing, then they're weak. That's a pathetic reason to invest. I want what Wilder wants - sensible investment, nothing over the odds, for the sustainable betterment of SUFC.
2. United are champions and Wednesday can’t be so you’re one up there.
Different divisions and just a weak, badly thought-out point.
3. It’s a step nearer having two Sheffield teams in the Premier League – it might not be the step you would have chosen - but it’s a step in that direction.
Local media might want two Sheffield Prem clubs but I don't give a shit. I'd like us to be there. I'd never wish the same for them lot.
4. You don’t really want to play them next season do you? Who needs the nerves, the anxiety, the wind-ups at work - not that they will totally disappear obviously but save it until it matters more, in the Premier League.
Be nice to enjoy next season without having to visit that rusty shithole and have their piggy tails sat on our lovely Bramall Lane seats. Having said that...
I'd play them next season, I'd play them next month, I'd play them tonight. I'd play them if they were top of the Premier League and we were bottom of League 2. We don't bow to pigs. 'Never be mastered...'
5. It’s good for the city of Sheffield – that sounds a bit like someone’s gran talking but it’s true.
Cheaper public transport, better nightlife and fixing the fucking potholes is good for the city of Sheffield. Oh, and wage stagnation in Sheffield is some of the worst in the country, so Premier League ticket prices won't be good for a lot of people.
Clickbait bullshit wankybollocks from start to finish. They've impressed me with this new low. Pigs will be wetting themselves with the bites from this.
But then that was the whole point, wasn't it?