Whose fantasy? Any forum user ever laid out this mad scenario (possibly while intoxicated)... Or similar?

[brownblade]

Imagine the odds on this scenario pre-season.
Who'd have ever thunk it, or fantasised about it?

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I had several fantasies pre season none of which I'm prepared to discuss on here.

 

[knowsnowt]

I remember that time my nan took the horse out when it was booked in for a photo shoot.
I tried to ring her to bring it back but she was cantering up on Farley Moor chasing a badger.
She did eventually call me back but by that time the host of the show was on his way home through Darley Bridge and wasn't about to turn around for anything. Tbf it was 18.47 on a Tuesday.
I know I'd have done the same.
Either way I've had enough.
Bollocks to everything other than a cute swan.

 

[Davalon]

Sometimes I fantasise. When the streets are cold and lonely.

 

[Beans]

Not before the season obviously but I can attest that KMC-1889 has been tracking this possibility for at least 3-4 months...

 

[diode_blade]

I once dreamt the blades won the European Cup.
(Just to keep it blades related).
Then I woke up with my head in the shit pan pot.

 

[djbaldken]

I remember that time my nan took the horse out when it was booked in for a photo shoot.
I tried to ring her to bring it back but she was cantering up on Farley Moor chasing a badger.
She did eventually call me back but by that time the host of the show was on his way home through Darley Bridge and wasn't about to turn around for anything. Tbf it was 18.47 on a Tuesday.
I know I'd have done the same.
Either way I've had enough.
Bollocks to everything other than a cute swan.

Have you ever considered therapy?