Whoever decided to sell horns...

[bromtom]

You are now my mortal enemy.

Fucking awful.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've got a trombone and a trumpet for sale and possibly an alto sax....

Oh, you don't mean that sort of 'horn' do you?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

You are now my mortal enemy.

Fucking awful.

I always associate them with playoff finals we attended. They're fucking awful AND bring back fucking awful memories.

 

[bromtom]

I've got a trombone and a trumpet for sale and possibly an alto sax....

Oh, you don't mean that sort of 'horn' do you?

I'd love a bit of smooth jazz in the carpark. Better than the 12 mile tailback orchestra.

 

[SwissBlade]

You are now my mortal enemy.

Fucking awful.

They kill the atmosphere

 

[bromtom]

They kill the atmosphere

People are singing and then you just get BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and everyone stops. Can't stress how terrible it is.

Just nobbers outside the ground trying to make a bit of money, don't know if they need a license but they shouldn't have one next season if they do.

 

[SB_90]

i know how the south Africans felt in 2010

 

[SwissBlade]

People are singing and then you just get BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and everyone stops. Can't stress how terrible it is.

Just nobbers outside the ground trying to make a bit of money, don't know if they need a license but they shouldn't have one next season if they do.

Are the same nobbers selling half and half scarves too?

 

[PokerBlade]

No piccolo, no party.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

I've had the horn since Villa equalised against Leeds.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Market forces and all that, perhaps you ought to blame the ones that buy them!

 

[Linz]

Welcome to the Premier League. Buy some tat.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Can't wait to get a clacker , there rieght good them clackers ,bring on next sesson so we can get clackin.

 

[Foxy]

You are now my mortal enemy.

Fucking awful.

Welcome to the Premier League!

Folk will be hawking all kinds of shite next season.

 

[bromtom]

Welcome to the Premier League!

Folk will be hawking all kinds of shite next season.

I'm going to email John Garrett and tell him to tell top brass that I can't be responsible for my actions if there are horns in the ground. Kidney punches all-round.

 

[DifferentClass]

Which one of our players is going to wake up with one up his arse?

 

[metalblade]

If enough buy these silly horns we might be able to start a band like them in S6 ........................................... perhaps not though, still they may sound better even if they are blowing a horn after it is stuffed up their arse.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Fucking reprehensible
Don't folk know that rhinoceroses (sic?) are a critically endangered species ?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I've got the horn.

Is this the right thread?

 

[BLADES1988]

Well I did happen to mention to my fellow attendees that 90% of said merchandisers had somewhat of a down south even London twang, probably the same Trogs that were flogging the canary merch/clappers in that weird bit of the U.K not long since (AD)

 

[Stretch]

Never underestimate the ability of your fellow man to exploit a gathering of people, and mobilise themselves to find stocks of overpriced [and in this case irritating] shit to sell. It has been the case since we started walking on 2 legs sadly.

The kids love them though.