Who is your wife?

[Addison]

James Harper. Points a lot, stands still a lot, talks a lot, doesn't contribute a lot, continually injured.

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

Wilder's 2nd prem season. Started off badly, tailed off in the middle, less said about the end the better

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Anel.

Closest I'll get to Anal.

 

[biggiesablade]

Anel once a year

 

[Kelso]

Trevor Hockey

 

[Davalon]

Alan Wright.

Similar height and hair.

 

[Foxy]

I'd rather not comment on this discussion if it's all the same to you?

 

[stringjunior]

Harry Souttar, very rarely goes down.

End the thread right here.

 

[wizadry]

Wilder because she left through the back door I left open for her but the fucker came back.

Love her and Wilder to bits really.

 

[NAP]

Jimmy Sirrel she’s let herself go a bit

 

[71Blade]

She's rather religious now, mercifully she still wears trousers against the hellfire warnings of Gavin Peacock...

Definitely not religious

 

[71Blade]

Took her foot off the gas after signing permanently. Running her contract down & hoping to leave on a free.

They never leave for free

 

[Blade for Sale]

Connor Salmon. Can't put a fucking thing away

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Alan Kelly. Really good with hands.

 

[just ted]

Jos Luhukay.

Oh my god I’d forgotten all about that fucker

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Paddy Kenny coz she's a fat bald cunt

 

[MadDad38]

Paddy Kenny coz she's a fat bald cunt

Just how I like ‘em

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Just how I like ‘em

me too

 

[ThirdGenBlade]

Current team - solid at the back and not much up front.

 

[gaz kay]

Glyn hodges. Superb with her left foot and class a while ago

 

[Kelso]

Trevor Hockey.

 

[lakedistblade]

Tony Currie - dazzled me in the past , getting a bit long in the tooth like me but still a legend.

 

[Pintor75]

Ollie Norwood, always telling others what to do and pointing out things, then useless when under pressure

 

[Charlieblade]

Don't forget to include your wives phone numbers in your replies.

Wouldn’t do that to a pig!

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Michael Cooper - she rarely lets me score

 

[goatherder]

Alan Knill
Grey hair, cute smile, thin legs

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Danny Cadamarteri. Because if I look at her any longer it will make me feel sick.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Or the Chief, as they've both got the turning circle of the QE2.

 

[Bladethebrian]

Trevor Hockey

She’s a werewolf

 

[GaybladeS13]

Grbic, because once he's finished playing, there's never a clean sheet.