Who is your wife?

[Jimmy23]

Guys/girls

I think I deserve a like for a start for creating a very original, untested thread for a start This is an opportunity for you to take the absolute Michael out of your other half for the sake of having a laugh and nothing more!

So which Sheffield United player, past or present resembles your wife/Hubby/bf/gf/lover the most?

I’ll start. Wife: Tom Davies for me. Very athletic and clever at the start when she was younger. A few knocks here and there have left her and us “out of action” she’s also recently got her hair done which isn’t great, and her fashion sense has always been very questionable.

Disclaimer: I still love her to bits and she’s a great mum, but micky taking is something we've always done and keeps our relationship ticking…for now!

So there you have it… Tom Davies

 

[Rodders]

Billy Whitehurst

 

[Bell4]

Frank the Tank on the inside

B56s avatar on the outside

 

[SwissBlade]

Mousset

 

[niktheblade]

Ivo Grbic, Not very good at handling balls.

 

[knowsnowt]

Fatty Foulke.

 

[just ted]

shipperly. Apart from the worth a million points part

 

[DifferentClass]

shipperly. Apart from the worth a million points part

Voyeur I see.

 

[raimond]

The international breaks come round quick don't they?

 

[DifferentClass]

Jos Luhukay.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

James Wallace, talented but always ‘injured’ when I ask her if she wants to play on a Saturday..

 

[71Blade]

Phil Starbuck - Amazing while on loan .. not great after, thankfully she wont read this older Blades should get this

 

[DifferentClass]

Phil Starbuck - Amazing while on loan .. not great after, thankfully she wont read this older Blades should get this

She's rather religious now, mercifully she still wears trousers against the hellfire warnings of Gavin Peacock...

 

[s20Blade]

Frank the Tank on the inside

B56s avatar on the outside

Frank the tanker is definitely fragile on the inside.

 

[cahill]

Lilly Savage, a cross between her and Pauline Calf, but not quite as sophisticated

 

[Dkc]

Dean Hammond. Not very skilled or enthusiastic but she's getting well paid and I'm stuck with her.

 

[BigBed]

Vinny Souza!
Blonde, aggressive, points and blames me a lot, and knows how to keep my balls away from the goal!!

 

[brownblade]

Don't forget to include your wives phone numbers in your replies.

 

[Bell4]

Don't forget to include your wives phone numbers in your replies.

Dkc’s wife’s phone number

0776 442 5321

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

Wilder, because there's no way I could eat a sandwich in front of her without her saying summat.

 

[Bell4]

Jeff Bourne

Lovely hair-do , very promising in the early days but faded badly and quickly

 

[Billyblade]

Can we include ex-Wives?

If so, John Brayford.

At first it was all passion and we both fell hard.

Contrary to everyone's recommendations we signed a contract, and the magic wore off.

It became apparent we couldn't afford to keep her as she had become an expensive luxury.

Fucked off with someone else and I've never seen her since. The cunt



*no, she didn't have a luxurious beard. Not on her chin anyway.

 

[sitwell]

Harry Souttar, very rarely goes down.

 

[steve26272]

3 weeks of the month Andy Goram
1 week of the month Andy Goram

 

[CarlMcBlade]

My delicate little ball of sugar has a striking resemblance to err…Chris Morgan.

 

[MKY]

Took her foot off the gas after signing permanently. Running her contract down & hoping to leave on a free.

 

[NotFallowfieldBlade]

Neil Shipperly

 

[NuddysGloves]

Rhian Brewster - Extremely expensive but I live in hope that she'll come good one day

 

[Brian Deane]

Billy, knows where the onion bag is

 

[Bradfordblade]

Dean Hammond - lot's of unseen housework!